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Do I Have The Right To Refuse This Search?

Random freedom illustrated With actual lucid commentary Welcome to the wonderful world of air travel

Decider: Clavis_Apocalypticae

Wotak

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nurglets so you should be able to refuse the right to be searched, just because it's been 8 years since a major incident on us soil?

Clavis_Apocalypticae

It sounds like an argument to have more of a police state not less, it argues for data collection, not upholding our right to not be searched. i mean if we wish to submit to a search that is one thing but if not then we should be allowed to leave and not abused in to submission.

  • Wotak
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Actually, it sounds like she's pointing out how ridiculous airport security actually is. Perhaps you should read it again?

  • nocal
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it argues for data collection

in order to correct flaws such as meepual harassment and racial profiling

  • Wotak
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^ Because everyone knows that terrorists are usually women.

  • The_Rat
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Actually Wotak there have been rather a lot of female suicide bombers in Iraq (or at least they were dressed as women).

  • Wotak
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HA HA but not in the US on aeroplanes!

Alas, you suck forever!

Most people don't mind the intrusive nature of random searches if it means they have a better chance of reaching their destination without blowing the meep up. The evolution of transportation security is fueled in part by people demanding the right to privacy which is good. The explosive sniffing machines should be installed in every entrance/exit and not be an option. To get near a plane I wouldn't mind walking through a Full-body X-ray. These x-ray machines can surely be set to show a vague outline of bones and body parts so the security people are not remarking about your latest boobjob or cancerous growth you don't know about yet.

  • nocal
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^ Because everyone knows that terrorists are usually women.

it's not 100% about terrorism, meepbrain

  • Lownotes
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Gabillions of dollars and hours spent on the illusion of safety, yet still no attacks.

Why aren't the bad guys taking advantage of our bumbling security details?

  • Wotak
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it's not 100% about terrorism, meepbrain

Right it argues for data to be collected during the anti-terrorist security scans that serve only as an pacifier for an retarded US scardie-public.

Also, sometimes I wonder if your brain is powered by rubber meeps and super-glue fumes, Captian Obvious.

  • Mofo
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The whole problem is that people are stupid and selfish. If they keep searching people and no planes blow up, everyone meepes about the needless security. If they lessened security and a plane blew up, everyone would be meeping about the lack of security.

Basically, there is no right answer

  • nocal
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Right it argues for data to be collected during the anti-terrorist security scans that serve only as an pacifier for an retarded US scardie-public.

Also, sometimes I wonder if your brain is powered by rubber meeps and super-glue fumes, Captian Obvious.

...so that they can improve the process of garbage searches.

i'm not saying anything about the value of the searches themselves. but collecting data on the searches seems like a pretty good idea. it certainly couldn't make things worse.

for your next trick, how about a journal entry about the time you stood up to a fat TSA agent?

  • Wotak
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Giving TSA agents a hard time is unnecessary. Just eat a bunch of baked beans the night before. Drop a few silent-but-deadlies on your way through the inspection area and you will be rushed through like a rockstar. Works every time.

I want to shove Richard Reid's shoes right up each and every one of your meep.

kthxgreenpoop

  • tantrum
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Giving TSA agents a hard time is unnecessary. Just eat a bunch of baked beans the night before. Drop a few silent-but-deadlies on your way through the inspection area and you will be rushed through like a rockstar. Works every time.

Sounds exactly like terrorism.

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