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Ever Dream This Man?

Several theories have been developed to explain the mysteriously recurring presence of this man in the dreams of different people who are not related in any way.

Decider: LORDKAHUNA

godevillivedog

dagwood bullmeep

Wotak

LORDKAHUNA

he is probably some extra in a commercial or something, and some people picked up his face and stored it in subconscious. any other theory aside from coincidence is bs.

facts.

Looks kinda like L Ron H. Scientoligist conspiracy anyone?

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-1 by dagwood , bullmeep

Absolutely, but now a lot of people are going to dream him. meeping scientologists and their mind control.

  • MstrLance
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I bet this man wrote this website.

  • wolfer
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Not yet but probably will tonight.

  • Lownotes
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I figure people vaguely remember a figure in their dreams, and then they see this and it replaces the vague memory with a concrete one. It's a pretty common behavior. Memory is very malleable and sensitive to suggestion.

It's Kaiser Soze, of course.

  • Steel
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To me this feels like a fin hoax with the pictures photoshopped onto photos of the world... I have had an idea for a web project which would be kinda similiar for a long time...

I have had nightmares of this man. This is what he looks like:

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  • BeachGoat
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No, I have not seen, or dreamed of this man. Not even vaguely familiar.

I find that kind of disturbing in itself. Why am I left out.?

I'm left out too. Don't worry, you're not alone.

  • Dismas
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Could it be that there are just 2,000 meeping nut jobs out there who want attention?

There are 6,000,000,000+ people in the world, I think finding 2,000 completely looney ones would be relatively simple. I bet if i started a website to share the stories of people who have had conversations with Hitler in the past year I could get 6,000 people in no time

  • vasudeva
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RUTHLESS PASTOR

I HAVE NOT YET BEGUN TO DREAM THEE

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  • Heather
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I laughed at the link, I clicked, I recognize the face. Now I'm freaking out and I'm 2,000 miles away from my support system. Thanks ALOT lownotes.

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  • Heather
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Dear Swarm,

Please mobilize your forces to ameliorate the anxiety of your fellow poster in her time of need. Sweet text messages preferred.

Love, Heather 512-919-9395

  • Lownotes
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^ I am cirmeepspect.

  • nurglets
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is that the same as cirmeepsized?

  • Heather
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That is my phone number you bunch of jaded internetters. Thanks for the outpouring of love that I did not receive

:(

I poured all kinds of love into your phone number.

  • vasudeva
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I saw your phone number and immediately farted. It sounded like a lava eruption, and it smelled like a flock of vultures were scorching in the lava.

  • tantrum
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haha

  • Heather
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This still freaks me out. That is all.

  • MstrLance
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We're still not texting you.

  • Heather
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WELL YOU'RE NOT : (

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