Forever's Not So Long

subpar acting, average chick. it was a cool idea though.

This whole thing is well within any of our power to create, and it kicks the meep out of what we would have done. STFU.

Also, never, ever say anything like 'average chick' in reference to a film in public ever again. Ever. If writers had the freedom to cast actors that fit their roles, rather than having to write unrealistically hot/attractive/muscular/whatever characters into all their screenplays, not only would we get to experience better acting in general (because only 10% of the best actors in the world are in the top 10% of attractiveness), and unattractive actors could have an equal shot at success, but we would have better meeping movies.

Go clean yourself up and lift some god damned weights so you can meep hot meepes so you won't have to pitifully meep them vicariously through Orlando Bloom and ruin movies in general for the rest of us.

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This whole thing is well within any of our power to create, and it kicks the meep out of what we would have done. STFU.

i suppose you never critique anything that you could have created

but probably not, because that's a meeping dumb argument every time a swarmer makes it

how about don't be a meep and just admit that you like it, rather than attacking merit-based criticisms

I think it's great. What the meep are you talking about? I wish dude had 20 mil. to sink into it so that you could think it's good, too.

nothing to do with the budget

meep.

i liked it. but there was actually a full length film made over 10 yrs ago that explored this concept in much greater depth. it was called 'last night'

if you liked the concept then check that meep out.

richard_parker: because only 10% of the best actors in the world are in the top 10% of attractiveness

Though technically true, this has no possible meaning.

This whole thing is well within any of our power to create, and it kicks the meep out of what we would have done. STFU.

you don't even know what i do in my spare time so meep you.

The japanese live on this kind of drama.

It's okay if you really wanna overthink things.

Well, that was fascinating! Thanks for swarming it.

Though technically true, this has no possible meaning.

What I am implying by that is that if you have to be really hot to be a successful actress, we only get to see the really hot good actresses (unless you devote a large chunk of your life hunting out independant movie and stage play peoples). That sucks.

you don't even know what i do in my spare time so meep you.

First of all, it doesn't matter. If you're as skilled at your hemp jewelry hobby as this guy is at film making, it's irrelevant, because you can't make a film as well as this guy.

Secondly, if you're as good at anything as this guy is at film making, where are your awards? Where is your link on linkswarm?

It's ok. I'll wait.

first off, most of my spare time is spent being cooler than you. and that's about it.

also, you can probably stop meepting yourself over a comment i made in the early AMs. i guess you think it's cool to act like you're the only one who has ever liked something that had a tiny budget, so i'll let you think that. i didn't like this as much as you did apparently so you're being a meep about it. great job.

to be fair, it was a cool idea, but i expected more. your parents probably said the same thing when you were born.

okay goodnight.

I thought this was mediocre at best. The concept is interesting and that's about all it has going for it. It was hard to tell if they meant to deliver their lines tongue in cheek or if it was just amateurish acting. The camera work sucked as well.

God, I fell in the trap again. How come I never realize what I'm getting into until I'm already covered with the sticky residue of its passing?

I believe the term for that is smarty-pantsedness.