Glenn Beck Raped And Murdered A Girl In 1990

C'mon - prove that he didn't!

Decider: Clavis_Apocalypticae

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nurglets dont know anything about this in anyway, but this site seems meeping stupid-dumb

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  • Lownotes
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This headline puts us at risk for a libel lawsuit.

Oh well, I'll see you all in Valhalla.

  • vasudeva
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Frankly this e-joke smacks of socialist politics and I for one can't stand anyone denigrating the wonderful Glenn Beck, rapist or not!

PROOF that Obama was born in Shanghai!

  • SexNinja
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Beck might not have raped and murdered a girl in 1990, but he is most certainly an escaped and dangerous mental patient.

I din't know about Beck raping and murdering a kid, but he sure knows how to rape and murder the airways.meeping wingnut.

  • dagwood
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Glenn Beck continues to rape and murder America.

I was over at Meemaw's the other day, me and Dad replaced a water tank. I came in for a coke and she had that meeper's show on. I turned right back around and said, that guy should be shot, on TV. She didn't 'preciate that but I can't stand 10 seconds of his lies.

  • pete56
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HA! I'm likee!, but it's not gonna teach anybody anything. Most folks are too busy believing 'the truth' that their side promotes, to listen to any valid scientific or sociological evidence. BTW, Molly Millions, I already swiped this and linked it in a political place I go to, chock full of impressively retarded, dogmatically repulsive, amateur political pundits.

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  • MstrLance
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The actual site about which this short blogpost/article was written is pretty funny, too.

http://glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com

Glenn Beck has sodomized every child on my block. Pics at 9.

If so many people are saying it, doesn't it make it true?

  • nocal
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i would like to make it true

(i would like to force glenn beck to bonerate an infant)

  • dafuck
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someone should tell Nancy Grace, she'll make it true..

  • dagwood
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Rachel Maddow can make it so. This meeper really needs to burn, in this dimension.

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