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  • DeJeR
  • Aug10 '09
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Woman Drags Kid Through Verizon Store


Look how happy he is!

Decider: Lownotes

godevillivedog

nurglets

shitbox lol

wolfer

Wotak lol, like no meep, weeks ago!

Lownotes

  • hoyaguru
  • Aug10 '09

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That's the funniest meep I've seen all day.

She could've avoided the whole thing with a full on Monkey Suit with a Tail Leash, then added little wheels on his meep like you have on airport luggage so she could have just pulled him through the store when he was worn out and 'less than cooperative'.

That little Monkey backpack with a harness/leash is OK, but without the wheels and protective padding, you leave yourself open to pain-in-the-meep 'Good Citizens' reporting you to the 'How Can We meep Up an Otherwise Normal American Experience, Like Shopping?' Police who will then figure out a way to humiliate you publicly, and fine you heavily.

I miss the days before cell phones, when you would see something amazingly stupid, and all you could do was walk away and tell your friends about it later over a beer. Now, before you can fart or shave Moses, half a dozen people have it on their cell phone cameras, and it's both posted to You-Tube and on it's way to the Police & some Fundamentalist Christ-Shouting Flag-Flappin' Church Moms that'll bring down the forces of meep in the guise of Oprah & Greta & Nancy & Rosie & the rest of the Flying Monkey Hoards all pissing and moaning 'In the Name of the Children' for some action to be taken, some law to be passed, some sacrificial blood to be drawn so their empty, insatiable consumerist hunger can be distracted for a moment and their dark, sticky, secret guilt be assuaged for a few brief moments until some other forest catches fire and they all run to roast their smores on that funeral pyre.

Besides, do you see how smooth & shiny that floor is? He must have slid on that like ice in a skillet. What fun!

^ Werd.

^Seconded

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