They're Going To Gas All Our Mongloid Babies!

Palin's Spokeswoman was quoted as saying 'Mnnnrggg, sssplloootrrgragl nnnaarrrff b-b-b-booomeep!'.

Palin then held up her beautiful new Grandchild for the press to behold, stating that 'If Obama's plan passes, he'll never make it through all the socialist barriers to be President. Do you really want to live in a country where this baby can't be President?'.

Some noted the remarkable resemblance to former Vice President Hubert H Humphrey, while others maintain that he looked 'much like an entree from Panda Express', bringing to question his US citizenship. Palin's daughter, Potsticker Gumdrop Blender Lightbulb III, could not be reached for comment.

Note: Canada is 'in the pink'.

Sorry, that's too small, check the source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_expectancy

Those Canadians, eh, are a hearty stock.

Hearty pink meeps they be.

Yes we be.

I am most amazed by the argument of 'Cash for clunkers is out of money so the government can't run anything,' which is so moronic it hurts my head. CfC was to put a couple hundred thousand new cars on the road by next year. It did it in a couple months.

It's like meeping that the government was supposed to take two years to pave a highway, but did it in 6 months for the same money, and that it's somehow proof of incompetence.

I'd still knock the back outta both of them.

Preferably at the same time, with alternating thrusts.

Yep. Although Bachmann represents everything that I dislike in a human, I would meep her if she stopped by my place in Wisconsin (yes, that's a hint Mrs. Bachmann).

I'll meep the religiosity right out of her.

I am most amazed by the argument of 'Cash for clunkers is out of money so the government can't run anything,' which is so moronic it hurts my head. CfC was to put a couple hundred thousand new cars on the road by next year. It did it in a couple months.

Welcome to the stupid half of America. They're a loud bunch. They hope to holler you into submission. It's ok, though, you can block out the evil with a non-fiction book and a meal of almost anything that isn't deep-fried. It also helps to not have an uncle for a father.

wotak: Christ, I had a friend like that back in grade school, who would win arguments just by being louder

me: 'I'm pretty sure Luxembourg is a country and--' him: 'NO IT'S NOT IT IS NOT IT IS NOT A COUNTRY' me: 'ok OK jesus'

It's like there's millions of that guy, and they're managing to paralyse the entire government.

Maybe they could write that euthanasia bit in there, since it's NOWHERE IN THE BILL, and then make one of the undesirable traits 'Stupid Inanity.' Oo, and then we can have what I like to call the Lolcat Holocaust.