What Does A Functioning Brain Have To Do With The Bible?

yikes!

''Muslims countries aren't as interested in ID because they don't need to deal with nearly as much atheist smeep evolutionists with their evolving mind tricks. All our liberties are allowing the atheists here to destroy our society. George H.W. Bush was intelligent and thoughtful enough to say that atheists shouldn't really be citizens. Maybe his son will have the intelligence to make a similar point, maybe in his next state of the union adress outlaw evolution. He wouldn't need to say much, simply something like 'every evolutionist is now an enemy of the Republic,- and then explain why. The muslim countries know how to deal with these people(one of the rare things they do right). Why can't we follow their lead?''

This is full of endless chuckles and guffaws. Thanks for the link, H.

''I'm not talking about a simple power outage. I'm talking about enriched plutonium which comes from the conversion of uranium into WMD. It is considered the most dangerous substance known to man and absolutely will shut off the electricity present in planes. All any terrorist has to do is drop large quantities of plutonium from airplanes onto American soil and it will render electricity completely useless. And the chain reaction that will occur from the US shutting down will be global. We Americans have had the capacity to do that to our enemies for years. I had erroneoulsy thought that atheists knew that since they claim to know so much about our universe. ''

kekeke!

Its Hug a Fundie Sunday!

Amazing. And a little bit scary.

I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!

His girlfriend left a gaymag. LOfukinL! If these are not just jokes they are truly fool's gold.

Quotes from the site acted out:

http://www.youtube.com/v/qO9IPoAdct8&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01

...by the people for the people EEEK! THESE are the people?

The abortion and the evolution comments are my favorite. I laugh at them as long as I don't read it for very long. Then I start to get really angry.

True Christians should only read English.

I am dismayed that someone, somewhere believes these are my views because

a) I'm white b) I live in the south

Someone please start a 'I'm not a fundy' site, like this one

I wish people would shut up about evolution. It's a nice advantage to know how it works.

it's all so true, I get goosebumps when reading..

not enough meep, fire and brimstone.

here was a comment i read at an evolution exhibit in december: 'explosions don't create things, they destroy things, like your chances of getting into heaven if you believe this meep.'

So , anyway, i swiped this slapstick Christian wisdom link , and stuck it up at a kink site, and the first reply there was:

'I honestly don't care about your rights. If it were up to me, all Atheists would be burnt at the stake and or cast into a river with weights tied to their ankles and or placed before the firing squad, etc etc etc. '

Athiests are the new Jews, apparently.

I have met (and worked with!) people who have said things very similar to some of these quotes. I never cease to be astonished by some of the beliefs people have.

Heather-'What does a functioning brain have to do with the Bible?'

Judging by this, the two are mutually exclusive.

'True Christians should only read English.'

That way they'll never read the Bible, which was written in a foreign tongue by strange little brown people who never met an Englishman. This ensures that all their tiny misconcepted thoughts are formed out of ignorance and hatred for others, just like the Standard White Jesus would want.

White Jesus hates you.

'True Christians should only read English.'

It's because the brown version of the bible was full of errors and corrected when translated to english. Also, english is the language of God.. not meep..

This is a sad argument indeed, and again, you're all wrong. That is all.

(gets up, shaking head)

'We are soooo outnumbered...'

Very insipirational!

bobacus has a God complex.

That's very interesting, Mr. Evillivedog.

That Freud is a real mothermeeper.

God has a Bob complex

I'm actually just trying to be funny about meep so ugly, but I assume you know that.I also assume you know I am right and agree, yes?

YOU'RE ALL GOING TO meep!!!!!!!!!

I have a table down front reserved. There's room for everybody. C'mon down.

Ahh this (^graphic^) finally puts it all into perspective. But WTF is the Seven Bladed Windbreaker. I'll take my answer offline...

http://www.youtube.com/v/9V1nmn2zRMc&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999

Nomination for Hall of Fame

Oh yeah, seconded!