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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
BigDinWaun+
fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
sunny77
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
fastlane
BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
fastlane
MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
BeachGoat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
dragonstaf+
MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
middle_age+
Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
BigDinWaun+
spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
dragonstaf+
Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
sunny77
:
middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
StartRecor+
Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.
BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Bachmann's political mentor.
BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
godevilliv+
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
BigDinWaun+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
dragonstaf+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.




Jul15 '09
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I have to agree with Senor_Smoke..
Jul15 '09
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i'll tell you what - if i see some dipmeep walkin down the street and i can SEE he's packing, you can bet your meep i'd call the cops. $1k or no.
Jul15 '09
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K. Honestly, I can see banning guns in NJ. And Philly. And Atlanta. Places where people aren't being shot for their tennis shoes, let them keep their guns. In fact, let them have tanks and f-15's. It's a good thing. It keeps the pigs polite. But Newark... you shouldn't be able to hold a board with a nail in it in the privacy of your own home without a license.
Jul15 '09
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Well, that is the most IDIOTIC thing I have seen in a while.
We can get into the gun debate if we want. but the biggest problem is this.
In an economy with 12% unemployment you are gonna get a whole list of false reports. Also how do they enforce this? No questions and no identification of the accuser. No police statement and I call in and turn in my neighbor, are they on hearsay evidence going to jump his meep?
Ontop of that, he gets his name added to a list of names of suspects. who maintains that list?, and who gets to see it.
There are so many constitutional laws being broken here I suspect that this video is nothing more than a huge troll. If not then his legal council needs to be shot.
Jul15 '09
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In an economy with 12% unemployment you are gonna get a whole list of false reports. Also how do they enforce this? No questions and no identification of the accuser. No police statement and I call in and turn in my neighbor, are they on hearsay evidence going to jump his meep?
Well, that is the most IDIOTIC thing I have seen in a while.
giving a financial incentive in a meep economy is probably, like, the idea, br0. that way people turn them in?
and if you think this will make false accusations NEW and FRESH, well then wtf. i can file a false report on my neighbor and say he's cornholing his children and CPS will knock on his door and investigate.
but hey i'm all for self righteous indignation i suppose
Jul15 '09
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I guarantee somebody will be shot. Call my secretary for details about the guarantee.
Jul15 '09
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That number is 1-877-695-4867
Jul15 '09
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but hey i'm all for self righteous indignation i suppose
obviously.
Jul15 '09
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I would turn any one of you in for a dollar.
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obviously.
whoa there file those teeth down before you hurt someone
Jul16 '09
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DC has had a similar program for years and they now have the highest rate of shootings in the USA. A'no-questions-asked' policy provides the criminal with a legal and foolproof way in which to dispose of any weapon that has been used in crime. Also, paying a 'no-questions-asked' minimum 'bounty' provides criminals with an incentive to steal guns
Jul16 '09
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meep bounties id just declare martial law and clean house. Set up a gendarmerie, identify the highest crime areas of the city, and go door to door. If they cant produce permits for their firearms, spank 'em.
Jul16 '09
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Caladbolg, You can then top that off by wiping your meep with the Constitution...
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They would go bankrupt trying that program here in south texas.
Jul16 '09
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so how many jingos do you think didn't catch the illegal guns criterion?
Jul17 '09
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please tell me where in the constitution it says you cant get arrested for having an illegal weapon