Afterbirth: It's What's For Dinner

There is so much you can't know about your spouse when you get married, like that one day she will want to eat her placenta

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Human Placenta is a disturbingly common ingredient of some high end cosmetics too.

  • nurglets
  • Jul03 '09

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thank god i dont remember the placenta bit at the birth of my son, the only other part about the birth other than the actual birth bit is trying a bit of the gas and air, and freaking mrs nurglets out by saying the bubble in the iv line was moving down the tube and will end up going into her blood stream and make her have a stroke or heart attack or something. and then taking a photo of her with one of those cardboard puke bowls on her head.

I agree with the whole animals eat their own meep as well as placentas statement.

http://www.youtube.com/v/tqyzbWN66uU&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f&border=1

That might explain-and reduce-the whole retarded hallucinatory baby-killing uterus thing.

  • wolfer
  • Jul03 '09

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meep that

  • gork
  • Jul03 '09

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I slept at the hospital that night, grateful that my son will never remember what his parents just did.

Until he reads this article when he gets older?? Hello?!?

You haven't lived until you've gone to your girlfriends house to cook her kids and her sick meep some dinner and pulled a meep placenta out of the freezer. I had to ask what kind of meat it was. No, I did not cook it.

  • The_Rat
  • Jul04 '09

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godevillivedog your choice in women explains a lot about you.

Hey, we're talking a hardbodied little spinner here. An earth momma and a serious nymphomaniac. Had a great 3 years with her until she lost it. Then she broke my wrist with an axe handle, stabbed me in the chest with a butcher knife, and nailed me in the back of the head with a microwave oven from about 15 feet. They all last 3 years and then lose their minds. And I'm such a nice guy.

  • wolfer
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^ Fer Now

Godevillivedog, breederslags are the worst whether they're hippy nymphos or conservative zealots. There's always something you should have done or something you shouldn't have done.

Mine went apemeep at the three year mark too. What the meep? Is there a timer built in or something?

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Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
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BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
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spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
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BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
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linkswarm
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dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
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sunny77
so who's excited about that hobbit film coming out eventually?
meeproach
my pie hole is dripping.
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My bran flakes have turned to mush.
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linkswarm
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sunny77
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dragonstaf+
@ Spankerchief- Veet for Men.
BeachGoat
Pepper Did Dallas...now she's flyin' back to Rock with Her Goat
witty_scre+
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ThePanther
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middle_age+
My meep is rippling
spankerchi+
New cream?
HOBO
My meep is no longer ripping
MstrLance
linkswarm
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linkswarm
queue: New link: In Thailand, roasted fetuses found stashed in luggage
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StartRecor+
Onsite at a job - my window faces the roof of the Connecticut Post where a large population seagulls lives. We get to see them carry the rat carcasses by the window every now and then.
MstrLance
Fowlhalla.
godevilliv+
Where the meep do you find a viking chicken?
MstrLance
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