Afterbirth: It's What's For Dinner

Human Placenta is a disturbingly common ingredient of some high end cosmetics too.

thank god i dont remember the placenta bit at the birth of my son, the only other part about the birth other than the actual birth bit is trying a bit of the gas and air, and freaking mrs nurglets out by saying the bubble in the iv line was moving down the tube and will end up going into her blood stream and make her have a stroke or heart attack or something. and then taking a photo of her with one of those cardboard puke bowls on her head.

I agree with the whole animals eat their own meep as well as placentas statement.

http://www.youtube.com/v/tqyzbWN66uU&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f&border=1

That might explain-and reduce-the whole retarded hallucinatory baby-killing uterus thing.

meep that

I slept at the hospital that night, grateful that my son will never remember what his parents just did.

Until he reads this article when he gets older?? Hello?!?

You haven't lived until you've gone to your girlfriends house to cook her kids and her sick meep some dinner and pulled a meep placenta out of the freezer. I had to ask what kind of meat it was. No, I did not cook it.

godevillivedog your choice in women explains a lot about you.

Hey, we're talking a hardbodied little spinner here. An earth momma and a serious nymphomaniac. Had a great 3 years with her until she lost it. Then she broke my wrist with an axe handle, stabbed me in the chest with a butcher knife, and nailed me in the back of the head with a microwave oven from about 15 feet. They all last 3 years and then lose their minds. And I'm such a nice guy.

^ Fer Now

Godevillivedog, breederslags are the worst whether they're hippy nymphos or conservative zealots. There's always something you should have done or something you shouldn't have done.

Mine went apemeep at the three year mark too. What the meep? Is there a timer built in or something?