The GOP Feeds On Its Own Disfunction
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Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.
BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Bachmann's political mentor.
BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
godevilliv+
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
BigDinWaun+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
dragonstaf+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Penn Jilette on Obama's drug hypocrisy
teh_blintz+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: THIS IS SPINAL CRACK+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Emanuela Orlandi Was 'Kidnapped For Vatican meep Parties,' Claims Father Gabriele Amorth
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: [@LORDKAHUNA](http:/+
MstrLance
Hobbit bonar - check! Peter Jackson can direct any of my favorite books.
sunny77
so who's excited about that hobbit film coming out eventually?
meeproach
my pie hole is dripping.
Crapalicio+
on Robin Gibb- DED: Nobody gets too much+
BigDinWaun+
My bran flakes have turned to mush.
BigDinWaun+
on How the Chicken Conquered the World: Wotak is too busy+
BigDinWaun+
on Queen Elizabeth II -- Panty Enthusiast Drops $18k on Used Bloomers: Do you wear them?+
BigDinWaun+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Sir Eaton Hogg hopes+
LORDKAHUNA
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: [Relevant](http://ww+
godevilliv+
LINK: Portraits gntiques
MstrLance
LINK: SpaceX gets it up
godevilliv+
godevilliv+
LORDKAHUNA
linkswarm
queue: New link: Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident
sunny77
on urban kids in touch with nature: 1337746234575uPH.gif
dragonstaf+
@ Spankerchief- Veet for Men.
BeachGoat
Pepper Did Dallas...now she's flyin' back to Rock with Her Goat
witty_scre+
on Dogs Shot by Police: Now how the fuk+
ThePanther
on internet k-hole: Heh a lot of+
middle_age+
My meep is rippling
spankerchi+
New cream?
HOBO
My meep is no longer ripping
MstrLance
LINK: Dogs Shot by Police
nurglets
linkswarm
queue: New link: Queen Elizabeth II -- Panty Enthusiast Drops $18k on Used Bloomers
linkswarm
queue: New link: In Thailand, roasted fetuses found stashed in luggage
middle_age+
on How the Chicken Conquered the World: wotak bait
StartRecor+
Onsite at a job - my window faces the roof of the Connecticut Post where a large population seagulls lives. We get to see them carry the rat carcasses by the window every now and then.
godevilliv+
on Amazon Customer Reviews: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme: No thanks, I'm not+
MstrLance
Fowlhalla.
godevilliv+
Where the meep do you find a viking chicken?
MstrLance
on How the Chicken Conquered the World: warrior.jpg
middle_age+




Jul02 '09
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I love when conservatives cry that with liberal politicians in office your taxes will go up. What they fail to admit is that when they're in office they often times lower taxes to an unsustainable level without the corresponding cut in services, forcing the liberals when they take over in office afterwards to eventually (surprise, surprise!) raise taxes. Then the conservatives use that to rail about how government is out of hand, your taxes always go up with liberals, blah blah blah, and the cycle continues. It is the ultimate conservative ploy, however I do believe the conservatives' overall message (although they may not necessarily employ it when in office) about lower taxes and government efficiency is the right message and that there should be oversight in the way government operates and its spending habits. My point is that liberals are not always 'right', but the conservatives recently seem relatively 'less right' in recent years.
Jul02 '09
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I love when neo-nazi mitten meepers cry that with liberal politicians in office your taxes will go up. What they fail to admit is that when they're in office they often times lower taxes to an unsustainable level without the corresponding cut in services, forcing the liberals when they take over in office afterwards to eventually (surprise, surprise!) raise taxes. Then the neo-nazi mitten meepers use that to rail about how government is out of hand, your taxes always go up with liberals, blah blah blah, and the cycle continues. It is the ultimate neo-nazi mitten meepers ploy, however I do believe the neo-nazi hmitten meepers' overall message (although they may not necessarily employ it when in office) about lower taxes and government efficiency is the right message and that there should be oversight in the way government operates and its spending habits. My point is that liberals are not always 'right', but the neo-nazi mitten meepers recently seem relatively 'less right' in recent years.
Jul03 '09
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'Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then they get elected and prove it.'
Jul03 '09
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^^^ s/Republicans/Any political party within the last century.
Jul03 '09
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Yeah, government totally peaked in the 19th century.
Jul03 '09
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Yeah, Beach, that's what I took from this too. It's actually one of the funniest things I've read in a long while.
Jul04 '09
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The GOP thinks the government should be run like a business, ship our legislation off to Taiwan and let them put it together for us and ship it back. Think of the increased profit margin. If you need the services of your government just run down to Wal-Mart