Oh, My Stars!
Claims she 'fell asleep' while having her FACE TATTOOED. cou-BULLmeep-gh
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Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
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BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
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BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
godevilliv+
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
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dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
dragonstaf+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
linkswarm
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: THIS IS SPINAL CRACK+
linkswarm
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StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: [@LORDKAHUNA](http:/+
MstrLance
Hobbit bonar - check! Peter Jackson can direct any of my favorite books.
sunny77
so who's excited about that hobbit film coming out eventually?
meeproach
my pie hole is dripping.
Crapalicio+
on Robin Gibb- DED: Nobody gets too much+
BigDinWaun+
My bran flakes have turned to mush.
BigDinWaun+
on How the Chicken Conquered the World: Wotak is too busy+
BigDinWaun+
on Queen Elizabeth II -- Panty Enthusiast Drops $18k on Used Bloomers: Do you wear them?+
BigDinWaun+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Sir Eaton Hogg hopes+
LORDKAHUNA
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: [Relevant](http://ww+
godevilliv+
LINK: Portraits gntiques
MstrLance
LINK: SpaceX gets it up
godevilliv+
godevilliv+
LORDKAHUNA
linkswarm
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sunny77
on urban kids in touch with nature: 1337746234575uPH.gif
dragonstaf+
@ Spankerchief- Veet for Men.
BeachGoat
Pepper Did Dallas...now she's flyin' back to Rock with Her Goat
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on Dogs Shot by Police: Now how the fuk+
ThePanther
on internet k-hole: Heh a lot of+
middle_age+
My meep is rippling
spankerchi+
New cream?
HOBO
My meep is no longer ripping
MstrLance
LINK: Dogs Shot by Police
nurglets
linkswarm
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linkswarm
queue: New link: In Thailand, roasted fetuses found stashed in luggage
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on How the Chicken Conquered the World: wotak bait
StartRecor+
Onsite at a job - my window faces the roof of the Connecticut Post where a large population seagulls lives. We get to see them carry the rat carcasses by the window every now and then.
godevilliv+
on Amazon Customer Reviews: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme: No thanks, I'm not+
MstrLance
Fowlhalla.
godevilliv+
Where the meep do you find a viking chicken?
MstrLance
on How the Chicken Conquered the World: warrior.jpg
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The meepY belt buckle is a nice touch.
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She'll be staring in her first meep to mouth porn video within the year.
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It already looks like Ernie, the Keebler Elf, nutted on her face.
Find me THAT video!
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Thats Gold, Jerry...GOLD!
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Subtlety is key. Remember that.
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i'd hit it
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Jules Clocher, a Belgian psychologist, said: 'The trauma this girl must be feeling is indescribable. She feels like a circus freak - and no wonder, because she looks like one.'
awesome quote
Jun17 '09
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Lets see. as we go back in time to see what really happened.
Girl gets home after the Tat is done.
Father = ' MY GOD what have you DONE! you have ruined yourself for LIFE (then proceeds to rattle off how she has embarrassed him and their family) ' How will you go to CHURCH and face GOD like that.
Girl - WHaaaaa. its not my fault because you never taught me to take responsibility for anything!
Boyfriend = How am I going to be able to show you off to my prep school buddies!, they will laugh that I am meeping a FREAKSHOW.
Girl - WHaaaaa I thought you loved me for my MIND ...whaaaaaa I need to SUE because I made a mistake, And pretty girls get to make mistakes that OTHERS pay for.
Jun17 '09
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This makes me lol pretty hard. Dumb girls always do. I have always wanted a tattoo but I dont think I could commit to anything.
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MOIRE!
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What's this chick worrying about, anyway? With that set of knockers, who's going to ever look at her face?
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MOIRE!
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I'd do her.
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Girl gets home after the Tat is done.
Father = ' MY GOD what have you DONE! you have ruined yourself for LIFE (then proceeds to rattle off how she has embarrassed him and their family) ' How will you go to CHURCH and face GOD like that.
Girl - WHaaaaa. its not my fault because you never taught me to take responsibility for anything!
Boyfriend = How am I going to be able to show you off to my prep school buddies!, they will laugh that I am meeping a FREAKSHOW.
Girl - WHaaaaa I thought you loved me for my MIND ...whaaaaaa I need to SUE because I made a mistake, And pretty girls get to make mistakes that OTHERS pay for.
Yes. This. Definitely this.
Jun19 '09
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how meeped up do you have to be to fall asleep while someone is tattooing your nose?
Jun19 '09
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the tats are ugly, I'd only meepslap her on the left side of her face..
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as we all knew, she lied.
linky