New Study: Purpose Of Fingerprints Unkown
Everyone presumed fingerprints helped us hang onto objects.
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I meant some Other Dave, Dave.
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I'm pretty sure nature did not evolve fingerprints to increase friction against plexiglass. Try a natural matieral instead, retards.
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I don't suppose that any of these twats could have possibly discovered that fingerprints have no real purpose and aren't an evolved feature with a purpose that would have given some early humans a genetic advantage over other early humans, now could they?
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Fingerprints were invented by the government to keep track of you deviants.
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yeah, just ask a cop
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This utterly pointless artical has been sponsored by your friends at Perspex
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Try the advantage of surface area against microbial biotic defense on the most use contact area on the body--the hands and feet. You have direct contact with anti-biotic microbial defenses in greater numbers at the skin when you wrinkle and punker to allow the antibodies and enzymes to contact bacteria and viruses at the entry points; hands, feet, pooter, and labial areas.
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I always thought fingerprints was for my pleasure.
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No two labiaprints are alike, either.