Man 'cooked' To Death In Prison Van

,,,,suffering third-degree burns where his body touched the metal floor, the inquest heard.

Decider: Clavis_Apocalypticae

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  • BeachGoat
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There's that article on cooking humans I was looking for!

^ Could you give me next weeks lottery numbers?

  • Wotak
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DIY meeper flavored pork-rinds?

  • BeachGoat
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Abos aren't really meepers. Actually, it's possible (and even likely) they're an entirely distinct species from meep sapiens.

Read up on Mungo Man sometime, it's pretty fascinating stuff.

  • sunny77
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Honestly, I know first-hand how much Australian Caucasians really don't give a meep about Abos. There is a suburb in Brisbane called the Fortitude Valley, and it's literally swarming with homeless Abos, begging for money and cigarettes. When declined the request, they go into a rage about how 'meepers are treated unfairly' and 'meep white people', more or less verbatim. Apparently they like to huff methylated spirits, but that could be just an urban legend. Walking around the Valley will literally make you uncomfortable because of the Abo's profuse hatred of white people.

At any rate, I have no doubts that this man was neglected by whites, because they simply don't give a meep.

  • dae_su
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meeping vans

  • Mofo
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the Abo's profuse hatred of white people.

If I was an abo i'd hate white people too

  • Mofo
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If I wasn't white I'd hate white people

  • MstrLance
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Especially while you were cooking.

to death

  • Wotak
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We need to outlaw vans, immediately! What if this had been a child ?

  • BeachGoat
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Would've taken a lot less time to cook.

  • DeJeR
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..and you could probably fit a bunch more of them in there

  • Wotak
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With turkey flavored instant stuffing... hey you guys might be on to something here. Should I baste the children with garlic and meeper?

Yes, but use an injector for the thicker pieces like thighs.

Mmmmm. Child thighs.

  • trebor
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Honestly? Know first hand? meep, the first hand is on the meep. You know nothing. I have lived with the Real abos, and the ones who think they are hard done by. Abos are basically good people, like most. They, like all humans, get meeped up with too much welfare. I am an Australian just like the Abos. meep happens to people. If you become an unsocialable arsehole, that is the way you get treated regardless. I don't admire meeps who think they know meep when they don't. GFC

  • spod
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What a load of tripe sunny, I am white and live in the aussie bush where many aboriginal people live and cannot say anything bad about them.

I am surprised that all aboriginals are not permanently cheesed off after having their land stolen and swindled off them.

Of course there are the odd aboriginals who consume metho but hey, there are plenty of white aussies who do as well.

Fortitude Valley seems to attract the homeless aboriginals just as it attracts druggo's, militant meep's, murderers and many of QLD's lowlifes. If visiting Australia avoid FV like the plague.

The cops in australia's outback are renowned for mistreating and abusing australia's aboriginals and it does not surprise me that they got off scott free.

  • vasudeva
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Lay off Sunny, guys -- that was just a test post to let her try out her new keyboard, which features (among other things), the inability to properly use the word 'literally' in a sentence.

  • trebor
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^Spod, Yay!

  • trebor
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^Sunny--GFC

  • BeachGoat
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America Cries for The Abos

  • nocal
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I have lived with the Real abos, and the ones who think they are hard done by.

i know black people. i have black friends.

Abos are basically good people, like most. They, like all humans, get meeped up with too much welfare.

black people wouldn't be meepermeepgots without welfare. welfare makes meepers into meepers. otherwise they would be black. but with welfare? meepers.

I am an Australian just like the Abos.

black people aren't african american. they are american. just like me. i am like a black person ,but also i am not on welfares. i am black but not meeperly.

meep happens to people. If you become an unsocialable arsehole, that is the way you get treated regardless. I don't admire meeps who think they know meep when they don't. GFC

there are black people, then there are meepers; see, chris rock even said th

  • dafuck
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I heard it took week to get the bacon smell out of that van..

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