Man 'cooked' To Death In Prison Van
,,,,suffering third-degree burns where his body touched the metal floor, the inquest heard.
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Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
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BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
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BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
godevilliv+
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
BigDinWaun+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
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dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
dragonstaf+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
linkswarm
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: THIS IS SPINAL CRACK+
linkswarm
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StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: [@LORDKAHUNA](http:/+
MstrLance
Hobbit bonar - check! Peter Jackson can direct any of my favorite books.
sunny77
so who's excited about that hobbit film coming out eventually?
meeproach
my pie hole is dripping.
Crapalicio+
on Robin Gibb- DED: Nobody gets too much+
BigDinWaun+
My bran flakes have turned to mush.
BigDinWaun+
on How the Chicken Conquered the World: Wotak is too busy+
BigDinWaun+
on Queen Elizabeth II -- Panty Enthusiast Drops $18k on Used Bloomers: Do you wear them?+
BigDinWaun+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Sir Eaton Hogg hopes+
LORDKAHUNA
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: [Relevant](http://ww+
godevilliv+
LINK: Portraits gntiques
MstrLance
LINK: SpaceX gets it up
godevilliv+
godevilliv+
LORDKAHUNA
linkswarm
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sunny77
on urban kids in touch with nature: 1337746234575uPH.gif
dragonstaf+
@ Spankerchief- Veet for Men.
BeachGoat
Pepper Did Dallas...now she's flyin' back to Rock with Her Goat
witty_scre+
on Dogs Shot by Police: Now how the fuk+
ThePanther
on internet k-hole: Heh a lot of+
middle_age+
My meep is rippling
spankerchi+
New cream?
HOBO
My meep is no longer ripping
MstrLance
LINK: Dogs Shot by Police
nurglets
linkswarm
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linkswarm
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middle_age+
on How the Chicken Conquered the World: wotak bait
StartRecor+
Onsite at a job - my window faces the roof of the Connecticut Post where a large population seagulls lives. We get to see them carry the rat carcasses by the window every now and then.
godevilliv+
on Amazon Customer Reviews: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme: No thanks, I'm not+
MstrLance
Fowlhalla.
godevilliv+
Where the meep do you find a viking chicken?
MstrLance
on How the Chicken Conquered the World: warrior.jpg
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There's that article on cooking humans I was looking for!
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^ Could you give me next weeks lottery numbers?
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DIY meeper flavored pork-rinds?
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Abos aren't really meepers. Actually, it's possible (and even likely) they're an entirely distinct species from meep sapiens.
Read up on Mungo Man sometime, it's pretty fascinating stuff.
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Honestly, I know first-hand how much Australian Caucasians really don't give a meep about Abos. There is a suburb in Brisbane called the Fortitude Valley, and it's literally swarming with homeless Abos, begging for money and cigarettes. When declined the request, they go into a rage about how 'meepers are treated unfairly' and 'meep white people', more or less verbatim. Apparently they like to huff methylated spirits, but that could be just an urban legend. Walking around the Valley will literally make you uncomfortable because of the Abo's profuse hatred of white people.
At any rate, I have no doubts that this man was neglected by whites, because they simply don't give a meep.
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meeping vans
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If I was an abo i'd hate white people too
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If I wasn't white I'd hate white people
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Especially while you were cooking.
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to death
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We need to outlaw vans, immediately! What if this had been a child ?
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Would've taken a lot less time to cook.
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..and you could probably fit a bunch more of them in there
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With turkey flavored instant stuffing... hey you guys might be on to something here. Should I baste the children with garlic and meeper?
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Yes, but use an injector for the thicker pieces like thighs.
Mmmmm. Child thighs.
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Honestly? Know first hand? meep, the first hand is on the meep. You know nothing. I have lived with the Real abos, and the ones who think they are hard done by. Abos are basically good people, like most. They, like all humans, get meeped up with too much welfare. I am an Australian just like the Abos. meep happens to people. If you become an unsocialable arsehole, that is the way you get treated regardless. I don't admire meeps who think they know meep when they don't. GFC
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What a load of tripe sunny, I am white and live in the aussie bush where many aboriginal people live and cannot say anything bad about them.
I am surprised that all aboriginals are not permanently cheesed off after having their land stolen and swindled off them.
Of course there are the odd aboriginals who consume metho but hey, there are plenty of white aussies who do as well.
Fortitude Valley seems to attract the homeless aboriginals just as it attracts druggo's, militant meep's, murderers and many of QLD's lowlifes. If visiting Australia avoid FV like the plague.
The cops in australia's outback are renowned for mistreating and abusing australia's aboriginals and it does not surprise me that they got off scott free.
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Lay off Sunny, guys -- that was just a test post to let her try out her new keyboard, which features (among other things), the inability to properly use the word 'literally' in a sentence.
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^Spod, Yay!
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^Sunny--GFC
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America Cries for The Abos
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I have lived with the Real abos, and the ones who think they are hard done by.
i know black people. i have black friends.
Abos are basically good people, like most. They, like all humans, get meeped up with too much welfare.
black people wouldn't be meepermeepgots without welfare. welfare makes meepers into meepers. otherwise they would be black. but with welfare? meepers.
I am an Australian just like the Abos.
black people aren't african american. they are american. just like me. i am like a black person ,but also i am not on welfares. i am black but not meeperly.
meep happens to people. If you become an unsocialable arsehole, that is the way you get treated regardless. I don't admire meeps who think they know meep when they don't. GFC
there are black people, then there are meepers; see, chris rock even said th
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I heard it took week to get the bacon smell out of that van..
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