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FREE Annual NRA Membership

Get 'em while they last, if it's your thing.

Decider: LORDKAHUNA

LORDKAHUNA

  • BeachGoat
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If I didn't have a lifetime legacy membership, I'd be right on it, but I'll pass it on to my buddy in them thar hills...

  • vasudeva
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Free one-year-trial != free annual membership.

  • wolfer
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Already got my card.

  • niknoT
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Haha, sweet. I can now say im a member of the NRA.

  • MstrLance
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'...COLD DEAD HANDS!'

I'm the NRA, and I Vote. Not really, though.

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  • Wotak
  • Jun02 '09

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Go NRA!

You meepgots stand for something. I'm not sure that you're sure what you stand for... but whatever. Powar to the crazy peoples.

  • wolfer
  • Jun02 '09

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Wotak , you hunt , you have guns but you're not a NRA member, please explain?

  • nocal
  • Jun02 '09

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Wotak , you hunt , you have guns but you're not a NRA member, please explain?

WOTAK HURT BRAIN

  • wolfer
  • Jun02 '09

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nocal stuck meep pieces in teethes

  • LOki
  • Jun02 '09

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Enjoy being added to an FBI database. :(

  • HOBO
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My grandfather was a member of the NRA and now he is dead. Draw your own conclusion.

expect to see news releases re surging membership linked to obama presidency etc etc.

  • GrapeApe
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Enjoy being added to an FBI database. :(

As usual, a Dem takes office and the wingnuts start in with the 'he's gunna take our guns' bullmeep!!!

  • Wotak
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Wotak , you hunt , you have guns but you're not a NRA member, please explain?

This is true. I also love nature but don't hug meeping trees.

I'm quite liberal but not a hippie.

I have male friends but I'm not a meepgot (like nocal).

Why do so many retardeds believe that owning a gun and enjoying hunting requires them to also join a meeping nutjob club and become paranoid that someone wants to take away their guns? This is no different than believing in Jesus and falling over the fundie cliff to because of it.

you can take my primitive fear when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.

  • wolfer
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meep I signed up for the great discounts.

You can take my meep when you pry it from my cold dead hand.

NRA members kill people.... guns don't.

  • Doob
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Welcome to the Central Intellegence Agency's Database. Enjoy your stay, and, remember, Keep Smiling. :)

  • wolfer
  • Jun03 '09

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Anyone that has bought a gun in the last 15 years is already in some kind of database.

  • Wotak
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^ RONG

  • wolfer
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Oh OK

  • wolfer
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I suppose I should be moar specific for some. Anyone that has bought a handgun in the past 10 to 15 years in most states are already on some data base. Shotguns not included in some states.

I was under the impression that you could buy a variety of hand guns from unauthorized dealers in most states, people who do not request your photo ID during the transaction, if you had enough hard cash.

  • Wotak
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Anyone that has bought a handgun in the past 10 to 15 years in most states are already on some data base. Shotguns not included in some states

This is America. You can buy any gun your little heart desires, for cash, with absolutely no paper trail. Many times you'll buy them from NRA members. Go figure.

Shotguns can be had for a little as $15 in my area and almost everyone has an extra one to sell.

  • wolfer
  • Jun03 '09

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legally?

  • Wotak
  • Jun03 '09

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If you have a gun, you can make your own laws.

The NRA is for retardeds.

Hang on, I need to twitter-tweet this.

  • Wotak
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Ok, sorry about that. I have tweety followers that rely on me for information, so, whatever.

As I was saying; the NRA is gut-loaded with paranoid freakenstein NASCAR fans that actually believe that joining the NRA team earns them a go-ahead to be armed right-wing nutjobs forever.

I have a problem with this for one simple reason: bullmeep.

Legal or illegal, these guns are never going to go away. Ever. They are more a part of our culture than cars, BBQ and meeping ugly chicks at the Drive-In.

If you are stupid enough to believe that you need to self register yourself as a gun owner by joining the NRA... well, welcome to being mothermeeping stupid, meephead.

  • wolfer
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your a fukin tweeter?

  • LOki
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Wotak: 'If you are stupid enough to believe that you need to self register yourself as a gun owner by joining the NRA... well, welcome to being mothermeeping stupid, meephead.'

I can see that you are probably a member of .00001% who has an intrinsic understanding why this LOki refuses to join the NRA.

Scenario: The government has records of you purchasing a .357 magnum.

A murder is committed and a spent .38 casing is discovered at the scene.(A .38 will fire from a .357)

You are a suspect.

The government still has to find the gun, match ballistics, prove that you were at the scene, prove that you actually were the gunman(and didn't just lose custody of the weapon), etc, etc. It's amazingly hard to be convicted of anything if you lawyer up immediately and tell them nothing.

Remember that Wotak lives in the state with the most militias per capita and perhaps the most in number. In short, our Wotak is floating in a sea of nutbags, all armed to the teeth, who hate anyone not like them. And since few of them use Linkswarm, that makes Wotak different from them, so they hate him, and by extension any of us. We are all screwed unless we get them first.

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Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
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Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
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There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
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"It's a Boy!"
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Not to my knowledge. Details please.
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