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Google Goats

...to replace lawn mowers

Decider: Clavis_Apocalypticae

nurglets

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godevillivedog meep green google goats.

dragonstaff tried this long ago, they don't work.

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Clavis_Apocalypticae

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Sitting through Mass is almost like torture, so it makes sense.

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This herd works fine at Montanna de Oro state park

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These guys work for me

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This guy works for Doritos.

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^^ I'm an idiot, wrong link ^^

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Please tell me that you eat those animals before they get all tough and stringy, BeachGoat.

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Neither of these escaped the BBQ past six months. There's a pretty high attrition rate to mountain lions in these parts, so only about one in five is a dinner goat (for people).

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Boy, one thing that'll never ever ever ever ever get old: beachgoat finding any link or link comment or picture or webpage or thought or daydream or fart referring to 'goats' and uploading goat photos thereto.

Seriously, never ever ever ever ever ever ever.

  • BeachGoat
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I took every one of these photos myself....and this is not my article.

I like goats. They are gentle, wonderful, and delicious.

One thing that gets old quick...pictures of meep, people meepting, people covered in meep, and meep on people.

  • JohnLenin
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<blink>TEST</blink>

John's avatar always seems t'have an extra smug smirk whenever he smears feces across the threads.

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I took every one of these photos myself....and this is not my article.

I like goats. They are gentle, wonderful, and delicious.

Your irrelevancies and personal drive to please yourself have convinced me! Continue forever and ever and ever and ever!

One thing that gets old quick...pictures of meep, people meepting, people covered in meep, and meep on people.

Welcome to LinkSwarm, meepgot.

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Thank you for the warm welcome. I am quite pleased. I will continue forever & ever, Amen.

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GOAT meep

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meep GOAT

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It seems like PETA does not absolutely oppose what google is doing, therefore, I absolutely oppose google (sorry old friend).



HI BEACHGOAT, I MADE AN meepS

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BeachGoat,

Eating the goats is ok. meeping the goats is, well, it's boring and not worth the effort.

If you need to meep something and the wife is not available, one word, sheep.

Worked for my GranDad, it'll work for you.

Just Google: 'HOW TO meep SHEEP' and swarm that meep, yo.

  • Wotak
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I'd like you to meet my other wife and my 23rd Son. Eat your heart out, old fella.

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Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.
BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
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http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
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Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
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BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
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Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
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however much is in a can of coconut cream
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Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
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clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
linkswarm
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dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
linkswarm
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MstrLance
Hobbit bonar - check! Peter Jackson can direct any of my favorite books.
sunny77
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my pie hole is dripping.
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BigDinWaun+
My bran flakes have turned to mush.
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on How the Chicken Conquered the World: Wotak is too busy+
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linkswarm
queue: New link: Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident
sunny77
on urban kids in touch with nature: 1337746234575uPH.gif
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@ Spankerchief- Veet for Men.
BeachGoat
Pepper Did Dallas...now she's flyin' back to Rock with Her Goat
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on Dogs Shot by Police: Now how the fuk+
ThePanther
on internet k-hole: Heh a lot of+
middle_age+
My meep is rippling
spankerchi+
New cream?
HOBO
My meep is no longer ripping
MstrLance
linkswarm
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linkswarm
queue: New link: In Thailand, roasted fetuses found stashed in luggage
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Onsite at a job - my window faces the roof of the Connecticut Post where a large population seagulls lives. We get to see them carry the rat carcasses by the window every now and then.
MstrLance
Fowlhalla.
godevilliv+
Where the meep do you find a viking chicken?
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