Jayden McKenzie, Kid Prophet

Yup. There's a visualization of the mental age of evangelicals everywhere.

Yeah..truly the type of meep I could give a rats meep about. Thanks for the eyeball rape.

When you check out his videos you can see the formula-based cadence that seems to work with all charasmatic speakersm

Powerful tool to use when I take over the world.

Thats creepy on all levels. But hey, it worked for Obama...why not?

'What do you think it says about a religion, and how serious it is, when someone can be ordained a minister when they're ten?'

I wish i knew what i wanted to do with my life now, let alone at six.

There's a thought. You suppose his parents pushed him into it or did he decide for himself?

If I was a godfreak churchgoer I would have trouble trusting a nigerian 7 yr old minister.

^ you're missing a 'g' there

Hi there everyone this is Jayden. It's really funny that you all hate me because I have chosen Jesus Christ and I want the whole world to hear about Him. If I was a kid hip hop star with a number one song everyone would say how cute. If I was on Disney or Nickelodeon you would all be loving me but because I choose Christ you choose to ridicule me. Well Jesus told us to expect this. He said in Matthew 5 ...that Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake. Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you. Lastly, Jesus also said f the world hate you, know that it hated me before it hated you. If ye were of the world, the world would love his own: but because ye are not of the world, but I have chosen you out of the world, therefore the world hateth you. Remember the word that I said unto you, The servant is not greater than his lord. If they have persecuted me, they will also persecute you; if they have kept my saying, they will keep yours also. But all these things will they do unto you for my name's sake, because they know not him that sent me. If I had not come and spoken unto them, they had not had sin: but now they have no cloke for their sin. He that hateth me hateth my Father also. If I had not done among them the works which none other man did, they had not had sin: but now have they both seen and hated both me and my Father. But this cometh to pass, that the word might be fulfilled that is written in their law, They hated me without a cause. John 15: 18.

I love you all and God bless you and I'm praying for you. By the way Spod I'm 9 years old and I live in the Cayman Islands!! I turn 10 this June and I'll be in the US this summer on a preaching tour and you're all invited. I preach for free, my treasures are not of this world. My treasures are in heaven. I just want to love people and show them the way to Jesus.

I'm tired as I had a long day today. it took me a log time to type this.

Your servant,

Jayden

Your servant

Sammich, on the double!

So be honest, before God.

Did an adult write this, or did a 9 year old?

Be honest now, God is watching.

lol 4eva.

If I was a kid hip hop star with a number one song everyone would say how cute. If I was on Disney or Nickelodeon you would all be loving me

sure wouldn't, thanks.

In any case, you (or whoever typed that for you) have chosen a very lucrative career path. You're selling tax-free bullmeep to idiots who will give based on faith. Nice job. Enjoy the mansion, clothes, and cars you're going to have soon while the believers wallow in their ever-continuing misery.

What makes you think your a prophet?

The theologian Jonathan Edwards entered Yale at 12. I guess I do act and write like a grown up. Mr. Kahuna i just copied and paste some excerpts from the Bible. I quoted Jesus......but I'll take your allegation as a compliment. I'm still learning lots of stuff but the message I preach is simple. Jesus Christ paid the price for the sins of the world on a cross and on the 3rd day He arose. Jesus wants the world to know that we are saved by grace through faith. This means that we have been justified or put in a right relationship with God solely based on His favor. This is the good news and God has chosen me to tell everyone. Oh and Mr. meep Ninja if riches should come one day I will be giving it to the homeless, fatherless and the downtrodden. Wait till you hear my next sermon 'The Religion of Cain' which airs in early June ''09, I want nothing to do with the wealth of this world. My treasures are in heaven. I am standing on God's promises. I'm all over the place here but i never believed in santa Claus and I consider nursery rhymes to be rubbish and I checked this 3 times for typos. LOL!!! I guess I'm a different type of 9 year old. My email address is Jayden@youngprophetministries.com, please feel free to send me more hate there. I love it, I'm actually experiencing what Jesus did.

I Love You All (you too Kahuna...sorry I can't call you lord) and meep Ninja

If there are any Christians reading this Jesus says we should rejoice and look up because our redemption draweth nigh. Don't lose focus......stop focusing on material things and focus on Christ. Focus on His Glory!!!

My Friday night bedtime approaches. I'll be online for 6 more minutes. LOL!!

Jay

No doubt about it, the kids a profit.

Thats a mighty fine website, complete with donation request and merchandising. I guess the homeless, fatherless and downtrodden can wait until after the hosting and web dev fees are paid.

Oh and what the meep, you could use a couple more suits too.

It's always nice when God talks to children, isn't it?

The theologian Jonathan Edwards

Haha, what a weird talking point to make, also irrelevant. It is like saying I can throw a 100mph fastball because another human in the same age bracket can as well.

What is remarkable isn't that you apply homiletics to crowds, but rather the carbon copy cadence you apply it with.

Edward's admission had a lot to do with his parent's patronage, and the fact that he was a child prodigy. His admission into Yale only required that he knew Latin, Hebrew and Greek, something his puritan parents taught him from birth, impressive but hardly remarkable considering the cirmeepstances he was raised in (also people used to burn witches and cure throat-aches with a worm tied around their neck during the same time period).

Not to mention your syntax in the messages typed here scream 'adult', please don't take us for morons.

Also 'Lord' isn't god's name, but I bet you already knew that u little theologian u.

u little theologian u...... I like that. LOL!!! Thanks also for the lesson on Jonathan Edwards and syntax. You win!!! Whatever you say !!!
As this is my last comment I'll end with a nursery rhyme

<code>The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout.
Down came the rain, and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun, and dried up all the rain
And the itsy bitsy spider went up the spout again. 
</code>

Oh snap son, this little candy infomercial just taught you a e-lesson using nursery rhymes and agouti nonsenses

Disney banana-bat powers activ8!!!! form of, bullmeep baby priest1!!!

Hey guys, send Jayden your prayer request (all of them) so he can personally pray for them with his 9 yr olds self

Also worth mentioning (if not already obvious), does this dude really think that we believe a 9 yr old looked at his web traffic metrics, traced the ip and created an account on linkswarm.

I hate religion, but I hate liars and hypocrites even more.

haha how in the silly meep did i miss this?

U R A 9 YR OLD meep meepLORD, heh

Or I could have just googled my name and see linkswarm in the results and saw the hate comments and ask my parents to sign up and respond Mr. Kahuna. So there goes your liar hypocrite thingy. Why is it that some adults see everything as a conspiracy. Anyway Jesus was also accused falsely, he was spat upon and stripped naked. He was even accused of being a prince of demons. Jesus teaches that Satan is the accuser of the brethren as a matter of fact the word Satan means accuser. I love you guys. I'll let Jesus have the last word...Jesus says Satan comes to steal, kill and destroy but I came that you may have life and have it abundantly.

'I love you guys.'

Aw... we love you too, li'l theologian dude.

If you really are the kid in those pictures, your parents are internet idiots to let you surf here.

But, since yer here I'd like to chat. I'm an open minded agnostic type which means I've not made up my mind because I don't have enough data yet.

I was hoping you could explain about how Jesus Christ paid the price for the sins of the world on a cross and on the 3rd day He arose.

This price, I gather that it's a debt of some kind (to Him) or else some sort of prepayment (again to Him), for the sins commodity we all enjoy. My question is about what other goods or services God will trade in this crucification currency.

LOki is pleased.

I wonder if Gaybob has PM'd him yet?

Or I could have just googled my name and see linkswarm in the results

They call this 'vanity surfing'.

Incidentally, for a username, you could have picked...

-jmckenzie

or even

-prophetjayden

but instead you blinged it right the meep up with your entire sales pitch...

-youngprophetjayden

I wonder what they call that, if not vanity. What do you suppose Jesus would call it?

Hubris?

Marketing?

Whoever is posting as youngprophetjayden, you are in danger of hellfire and damnation for your sin of lying.

Google doesnt point at Linkswarm.com yet when you enter your name.

Actually, it does point to linkswarm on the first page of results, and has since this morning at least. Not that he isn't going to meep for lying about being 105 YEARS OLD. For shame, li'l profit guy. For shame.

<small>Baby Jesus is weeping right now. I hope you're satisfied.</small>

He could be the sign of the endtimes.... a prophet, begat of God, in which nobody would believe. Good Jeebus, I'm digging the hole for my Christ2 Bunker.

Guys, I love you all. Each and every one.

..and Jeebus loves his flockers

LOLJESUS THEAD GO!

Er... thRead, of course.

'This page is managed by Young Prophet Ministries due to his tender age. He does however have supervised access to the internet and will respond to all personal emails.' - thus saith Tangle.com

Anyone submit his email address to the vast interwebs for porn spam meepery yet?

Sweet jesus thead everyguys!1!!!

'Or I could have just googled my name and see linkswarm in the results and saw the hate comments '

meep now jayden, what did the lord say about googling yourself..

and jayden, I don't want you to think I hate you, on the contrary, I signed up to this meepfest of a site because I love offensive meep.. just like you...

ur's truly.. -dameep

I googled myself today...it felt good...Let there be LIGHT!

the religion of cain

You're gonna preach about killing your bro?

Anyway Jesus was also accused falsely, he was spat upon and stripped naked. He was even accused of being a prince of demons

Haha, reads like the book of luke. If possible, I'd actually like to debate this guy (if he is a nine year old)

But then I saw the video where he saiid 'we need to get our prayer on'

Sush guys, jayden is probably meditating on my question and I want my answer when he comes back. Don't be all abrasive and make him not love us.

Welcome home to meep, Little One

O.o...I need that for a lawn ornament.

^ you might like this one.

meeproach...thank you. I'll sleep better at night knowing that in the immediate future the 5 yr olds that wake me in the morning at the bus stop outside my house...will be replaced with screams. That was awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/v/d0U18cxoxiI&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1

There go all my hobbies....

Nominate for hall of fame.