A Man, A Vision, And The Swimming Pool He Built In His Garage
Paul was a man of moderate means who aspired to own a tiny gilded spot of earth amidst a city of perceived insanity. And he planned to do it by creating for himself and his family a lap pool under blue skies, hidden by a fortress of brick walls and a rece
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Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
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There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
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One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
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I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
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"It's a Boy!"
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http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
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Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
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Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
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I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
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No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
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I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
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HOME!...That is all
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Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
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How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
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MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
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clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
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Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
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That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
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Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: [@LORDKAHUNA](http:/+
MstrLance
Hobbit bonar - check! Peter Jackson can direct any of my favorite books.
sunny77
so who's excited about that hobbit film coming out eventually?
meeproach
my pie hole is dripping.
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on Robin Gibb- DED: Nobody gets too much+
BigDinWaun+
My bran flakes have turned to mush.
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on How the Chicken Conquered the World: Wotak is too busy+
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on Queen Elizabeth II -- Panty Enthusiast Drops $18k on Used Bloomers: Do you wear them?+
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Sir Eaton Hogg hopes+
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: [Relevant](http://ww+
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LINK: Portraits gntiques
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LINK: SpaceX gets it up
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LORDKAHUNA
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sunny77
on urban kids in touch with nature: 1337746234575uPH.gif
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@ Spankerchief- Veet for Men.
BeachGoat
Pepper Did Dallas...now she's flyin' back to Rock with Her Goat
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on Dogs Shot by Police: Now how the fuk+
ThePanther
on internet k-hole: Heh a lot of+
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My meep is rippling
spankerchi+
New cream?
HOBO
My meep is no longer ripping
MstrLance
LINK: Dogs Shot by Police
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on How the Chicken Conquered the World: wotak bait
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Onsite at a job - my window faces the roof of the Connecticut Post where a large population seagulls lives. We get to see them carry the rat carcasses by the window every now and then.
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on Amazon Customer Reviews: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme: No thanks, I'm not+
MstrLance
Fowlhalla.
godevilliv+
Where the meep do you find a viking chicken?
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on How the Chicken Conquered the World: warrior.jpg
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This a is pretty cool project. Especially for us northerners.
Also:
'Paul was a man of moderate means who aspired to own a tiny gilded spot of earth amidst a city of perceived insanity. And he planned to do it by creating for himself and his family a lap pool under blue skies, hidden by a fortress of brick walls and a rece [TRUNCATED]'
^ Is it possible to allow more text in the description field?
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'I expected issues,-
lol, that's one cute little link.
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^Yes. I too would like to see the entire article in the comments...for some reason.
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God, how I love the moderately crazy and their devious little plans.
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This is Excellence! Ingenuity plus meep equals swimming pool.
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Wotak: Is it possible to allow more text in the description field?
NO!!!! /ted_stevens
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<blink>Linkswarm is not something that you just dump something on</blink>
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I'm confusd, is the Internet Dump Truck too small 255 characters, or are the series of tubes too tiny to let such a long paragraph go through?
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I'm just thinking, are you gonna PAY me to sit there and type out all 6000 whatever characters of each link or what, it's bad enough I gotta type 255 each one, plus the title and the hyperlink, and like
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I owned a house from the 20's, and there was a four foot deep, 10 X 10 foot pool in the basement for their polio kid, so he could have swim therapy. Made a great grow room.
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Wait... do you actually manually move things from the Alpha Queueue to the front page. This meep aint automa
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Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V ???
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a database is like a stomach. do you realize what happens when you overfill a stomach? have you ever watched se7en, let alone mr. creosote?
why do you hate linkswarm?
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hey, while we're at it let's make books ten times bigger so we can fit more of a synopsis on that meep
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I would suggest that a maximum of 7,000,000,000 characters should suffice.
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Haiku Format Now Make for Happy Good Time Love You Long Time, Joe
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sweatshop asians are payed by the letter to bring you your linkswarms; that meep gets expensive.
i suggest you take dmx's advice and stop being greedy.
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^ Why do you hate linkswarms soul?