Police Officers Make Themselves Look More Like Assholes

There aren't enough cuss words.

In the old days many people chose to become police officers because they thought a career spent helping people was a really cool idea. It seems that nowadays the only people who want to become cops are punks with tiny meeps who spent their formative years getting beat up for their lunch money. Helping people doesn't even enter into it. They just want the badge and the gun.

Police Officers Make Themselves Look More Like Assholes

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Hi! I'm an Andy. -And (sniff) I'm a barney! Which are YOU?

t seems that nowadays the only people who want to become cops are punks with tiny meeps

How many cops do you know?

Personally, not alot. I have had experiences with a couple of county sheriff's who were older guys who seemed like really decent folk. I have had experiences with quite a few younger city cops over the years who showed themselves to be pushy overbearing egocentric pricks. How about yourself?

And on top of it, they give the piece of meep a paid vacation for his troubles. ARRRRRRGGGGG!!!!

Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time.

Quick, Mofo! Insist confidently that all cops are decent folk! We'll all believe you! That's what faith is all about.

This just in: meep the police.

Paid administrative leave. That'll teach him.

There are four guys I know pretty well that are now cops.

The first guy went to school for Mechanical Engineering in Texas, didn't complete his last two classes so he could start training to be a UFC fighter. He gave up on UFC to become a cop (in Texas). This guy can crush beer cans on his head and does so often. He also hates all 'Negras'.

Numero Dos was a skinhead in high school (while in Chicago--he's still really racist) and had an abusive father his whole life. He has self-admitted control issues that most significantly manifest themselves with the grown up meep-fighting between him and his father. Throughout college he was a bouncer in a bar in downtown Milwuakee where I had the pleasure of starting fights that he finished for me. He didn't have the grades to get into a Physical Therapy school so he decided to become a cop (in Illinois).

Ichi San lives above me now. I know the least about him, but here's what I gather. He's a polish guy in Illinois -- anyone from the area knows what this means, if you aren't from the area then just think of Gov. Blagojevich. Shows up to a casual 'few beers around the campfire' night with a 750mL bottle of cheap vodka that he finishes before I've finished my two beers. I don't think he went to college (he might have), but worked as a window and door cutter/construction worker before this whole economy meep hit the fan. He just finished police academy and will be patrolling the fine streets of Illinois.

The fourth guy was a 4.0 student, drug prevention volunteer, and YMCA manager in high school; he then went on to Marquette Univ. to study criminology while in the Naval/Marine ROTC program. While in school he started as a bouncer at the same bar as #2, he stopped most of the fights I tried to start, but had the brains to move up to bartender and then bar manager (all while going to school & doing ROTC). Right before his senior year (and entering the Marines) he got Type I Diabetes, was hospitalized for a month (went blind, etc), and was forced into a medical discharge from the military. He's now a Milwukee cop who's going back to school to work towards the FBI.

Of these four guys, all but #4 have massive control/dominance/power issues and became cops so they could lord over everyone else. When you consider the high burnout rate of cops, I would assume it's because most of the dropouts are just looking for a power trip and have too many restrictions put on them. The cops that make it past 5-10 years on the force are probably the ones who, like #4 above, have a feeling of duty to their community and work their meep off to make a difference.

/Rant

How about yourself?

These are all nicknames.

Stuttering cop is cool, few kids, loves to fish. While stop whatever he is doing to help somebody.

Pudgy cop is a nice guy that likes too many sweets.

Redhead used to be a rookie, now makes fun of the new rookies. Another nice guy.

Black guy doesn't say anything but he acts nice.

The two female cops I know are nice, the male Sargent i met was nice.

TABC cops, on the other hand, are complete meeps and I hope they rot in meep.

^ I've never been pulled over by any cop, so ymmv.

Quick, Mofo! Insist confidently that all cops are decent folk! We'll all believe you! That's what faith is all about.

First, what about cops involves faith?

Secondly, in any type of news, bad news is disproportionally over represented. Which is why you see all these instances of people in the wrong career choice.

Think if you were a cop. Everyone already hates you the first day you graduate. I'd be a meep too.

Quick, Mofo! Insist confidently that all cops are decent folk! We'll all believe you! That's what faith is all about.

First, what about cops involves faith?

I was mocking you for your penchant to state oppinions as if they were facts. It's called 'taking things in the context that they are given.'

Also, I have been given a ticket because I was pulled over by someone who hated the guy whose car I was driving, and I didn't even know the cop (small town); my car has been searched for no reason other than my long hair and my bumber sticker that proclaims, 'Jesus is watching you smoke that weed' (they found nothing - I don't smoke enough to travel with it often, and besides, I was on my way home from studying for a test); I was once pulled over for driving erratically (I was- I took a perscribed pill, in the manner in which it was perscribed, for the first time, that advised against operating heavy machinery - who knew it meant what it said for once?), the cop thought I was on drugs (I was), and so called a NARC to search me (understandable), who in turn found a meeping roach in my ash tray, asked me what I wanted to do with my life, and proceeded to threaten to arrest me for DUI drugs, asserting that no graduate school would ever accept me with a charge like that on my record, if I refused to tell him who I buy my weed from (I didn't - the threat turned out to be hollow), all while I was too meeped up to fully comprehend anything other than, 'I need Taco Bell, now;' and to top it all off, I was once arrested, booked, and sent to jail because a cop found an unfamiliar substance (which was legal) on my person during a random search, so he called a NARC, who preformed a 'field test' and declared the substance to be morphene (the charges were dropped after I spent several nights in jail, paid several thousand dollars for legal representation, and the real lab test came back and proved I had a substance that was not illegal). meeping liar. And this is only the past five years of my life. Before that I was taken to jail for pulling donuts (two weeks after turning 18), and so much other random meep that is the direct result of WAY TOO MANY COPS BEING DIRTY meepING PIGS. Now, I understand that some people never have any run-ins with bad cops, or even any cops at all, but those are people who don't look or act differently than what most people consider normal, and/or are good at kissing meep and swallowing their pride when faced with an authority figure. I am not one of those people, nor should I have to be. If you are one, listen to those who are in a position to see the problem, and stop meeping defending those evil meeps.

P.S.: I have a black belt in run-on sentences.

P.S.S.: Yes, at least some cops are not evil, maybe even most- but not nearly enough. Fact.

meep_Parker:

If it looks, act, smells, talks, and poses like a meep it probably is a meep. Take a good look in the mirror meep.

I was mocking you for your penchant to state oppinions as if they were facts. It's called 'taking things in the context that they are given.'

I'm mocking you here, in direct words, for being a hypocrite and an idiot.

I was once pulled over for driving erratically (I was- I took a perscribed pill, in the manner in which it was perscribed, for the first time, that advised against operating heavy machinery

You're a meeping idiot.

who in turn found a meeping roach in my ash tray,

You're a meeping idiot.

I was taken to jail for pulling donuts (two weeks after turning 18),

You're a meeping idiot.

stop meeping defending those evil meeps.

You're a meeping idiot.

Aaawwww... Somebody's mad for being called out on their bullmeep! Way to stand up for yourselves, sweeties.