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A Short Video Of A Small Turtle Moaning While meeping A Shoe

This is my favorite page title of all time.

Decider: DeJeR

Wotak meep yo shoe, meepa

wolfer

shitbox

fastlane

JohnLenin HAHA, if LK were a turtle

Dumbskull

nurglets strangely familiar and erotic

dragonstaff Youtube

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DeJeR I had two turtles (Russian Tortoises - Same as this little dude).... They used to have meepi-tyme in my liver room while my friends and I would watch movies... Good memories...

sooooo cute!!!

  • Wotak
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I must admit that I want this turtle meeping my shoe. meep.

  • wolfer
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Can someone give that poor thing a hole to put it in. meepBLOCKERS!!!

Get it little guy! We won't judge.

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This is so sad and cute

  • vasudeva
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Dejer: They used to have meepi-tyme in my liver

  • BeachGoat
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I met Sydney while walking my dog around the neighborhood. I heard this odd 'Nnnnngh, Nnnnngh' sound from behind a low fence, and upon looking, discovered a 200 lb tortoise meep a palm tree stump.

The owner told me that once he got home and found a nasty note from a telephone tech, who after spotting the animal from atop a utility pole, 'spent almost an hour trying to get the poor animal off of the stump it was stuck on and obviously suffering, judging by its anguished cries. Please cut the stump or I must call the authorities...'

That stump has been Sydney's girlfriend for most of a decade...

^ post pics of Sydney and his stump. The world needs this.

This reminds me of the turtlerape video.

Turtlerape is way better than shoerape.

  • Wotak
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^ You live to spoil our hopes and dreams, right?

  • wolfer
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I just got that Vas, funneh ha

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