The Real American Schism: Educated People Vs. The Easily Fooled
We live in two Americas. One America, now the minority, functions in a print-based, literate world. It can cope with complexity and has the intellectual tools to separate illusion from truth. The other America, which constitutes the majority, exists in a
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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
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on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
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Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
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BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
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BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
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M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
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MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
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Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
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Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
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Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
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Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
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middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
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Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
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One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
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I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
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MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.




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The true sign of a failure is a lack of curiosity.
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i haven't even read it and i'm saying: this.
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This just in: Europe 100% free of idiots!
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I loved this- Huge segments of our population, especially those who live in the embrace of the Christian right and the consumer culture, are completely unmoored from reality.
Good read and all too true. I swarmed something about illiteracy acouple months ago but No One Cared to read it. One of the comments (you could get lost in that mess) said the title had changed from America the Illiterate on truthdig. The change is deceiving or confusing or both.
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IT'S LIKE, THER ARE BLACK PEOPLE, AND THERE ARE meepERS
*white people laugh uncomfortably
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Those are some fascinating numbers to not cite a single source for.
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I just riled a Bush worshipping Republican with this piece... and I highly doubt he even read it all ( I posted the first paragraph there) His reply? Verbatim: 'That Mahority description is the best description i've heard of the Obamaites yet!' Fuk! They're SO easy!
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Huge segments of our population, especially those who live in the embrace of the Christian right and the consumer culture, are completely unmoored from reality. They are willing to use force to impose this clarity on others, especially those who do not speak as they speak and think as they think.
While I agree with the article, this isn't just a Christian right-wing problem.
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Hoots, You're correct. (even if they ARE the loudest). The last statement in the article is correct in including Obama's retard campaign rhetoric as the same sort of thing that the pundits, and Republicans spew, but then, politics and religion were almost fused, like The Fly, for the last 8 years.
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'IT'S LIKE, THERE ARE BLACK PEOPLE, AND THERE ARE meepERS'
deserved a damned repeat (OH, and a minor correction, heh)
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Old article is old
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pjp56, you're right. And I don't see the two ever changing.
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Idiocracy?
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yeah i would say that the level of discourse in this article is about on par with idiocracy
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ever see a bird peck at a mirror, and you're like, bird, you don't even know what you're doing
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Blind religious republicans are less numerous than blind republican hating liberals. They are, however, worth about the same.
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TWO AMERICAS, DUDE.
clearly i live in the smart america. u liek bush?? lol u live in DUMB AMERIKKKa haha meepgooot
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maybe there are three americas, because i think an awful lot of you live in mediocre boring meepgot america
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I think nocal finds himself funnier than most other people do.
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what do people find you
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lol jk people don't interact with you in any medium
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I think nocal finds himself funnier than most other people do.
linkswarm: most other people are meepgots
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haha, yes.
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Sweet burns broski's.