Garden Of Eden Found?

nah

Nifty find, but it was probably a desert race of giant Amazon warrior lesbians, and the hole fulla skulls were the captured breeding males Yup.

Nifty find, but it was probably a desert race of giant Amazon warrior lesbians, and the hole fulla skulls were the captured breeding males, who'd served their purpose Yup.

Nifty find, but it was probably a desert race of giant Amazon warrior lesbians, and the hole fulla skulls were the captured breeding males, who'd served their purpose Yup.

Nifty find, but it was probably a desert race of giant Amazon warrior lesbians, and the hole fulla skulls were the captured breeding males, who'd served their purpose Yup.

Fifty nine, but it was probly a deserted race of giant Amazing warrior lesbonicanonians, and the hole fulla skunks were the captured breeding males, who'd served their porpoise Yup.

Fifty nine, but it was probly a deserted race of giant Amazing warrior lesbonicanonians, and the hole fulla skunks were the captured breeding males, who'd served their porpoise Yup.

what a waste of my data plan... thank god its unlimited.. but the time is gone forever

FOR-E-<blink>VER!</blink>

God's legacy never changes. Unfortunately, the way the world perceives it does. Doubt is the foothold of evil.

A is A.

Doubt is the foothold of evil.

I suppose you doubt the accuracy of the theory of evolution, don't you. Yes you do, you evil foothold. Foothold of evil, STOP DOUBTING.

Or perhaps you doubt that I am in fact the one and only true god himself, speaking through this insignificant meeproach. If you 'doubt' it is Me, then you harbor a foothold of evil and I command you to fling yourself upon a nar-whale horn to extinguish that evilness. DO IT NOW, YOU STUPID meepO, LEST YOU REALLY meep ME OFF WITH YER IGNORANT RELIGO-BABBLE.

don't make me get my Holy Boot of Pointy-Toedness after you, rocah

DO IT NOW, YOU STUPID meepO, LEST YOU REALLY meep ME OFF WITH YER IGNORANT RELIGO-BABBLE.

^Happiness is this.

I suppose you doubt the accuracy of the theory of evolution, don't you. Yes you do, you evil foothold. Foothold of evil, STOP DOUBTING.

It's what you'd call intelligent design, right? I have scoured the world for one shred of evidence of this. meep appeal isn't an indicator of proper evolutionary form. Mating habits aren't consistent in all living creatures. I rest my case. Any time someone posits that God can't be scientific is preposterous...

God created everything in all the universe. Thus science is a creation of God. Everything science holds under it's microscope is there because God decides to let it be there. Hence you cannot escape the affliction of your doubt now, can you.

Don't even try to out blaspheme me.

Faulty mind, but it was probably a street race of amazing liberal lesbians, and the hole fulla trolls were captured reading tales, who'd served their purpose Yup.

WTF! I'M TYPING IN TOUNGES!

Guy calls it Garden of Eden, then goes to great lengths to prove it was built by man and not god.

God SUCKED as a decorator, he put a meeping garden in the desert (duh), he forgot to water it (double duh), he stacked his stones imperfectly and he tried to cover up his mistakes with meep-tons of sand.

This God, is the stupidest God.

It's been awhile since I read the Bible, so maybe I'm wrong.... but I DID read Genesis maybe a dozen times on many of my failed attempts to sit through that whole god damned thing, so maybe I'm right.... but isn't there supposed to be a pair of levitating, intelligent, flaming scimitars flitting about the garden of Eden, murderizing mortal humans who try to enter it? Also, isn't Eden supposed to be eternally green?

I didn't bother to take the fifteen minutes to confirm my claims, by the way. I'll just assert their accuracy untill someone cares enough to challenge it.

I fapped to Eve. Is that a sin?

God molds Adam a wife (Lilith) out of dirt, but she was a mouthy meep who wanted equal rights and pay. Adam dumps her meep. God and Adam then do Ribfest and they come up with Eve. She talks to snakes and gets them tossed out of the garden. Fast forward a few years, Adam and Eve have two sons, one is meep and the other is a farmer. The farmer kills the meep one and God gets pissed. The farmer is kicked out of the house and ends up in Nod a small bummeep sort of place where he hooked up with a chick that if you go by the literal interruption of the King James version was his sister since Adman and Eve were the first meeping it up people.

So to answer your question is jerking a wad off to Eve a sin?

No, she was one stretched out meep, by the time Adam (and her own son's) were done with her.

Nooooooooooobody expects the biblical inquisition

Actually I was more worried about being labeled a chubby chaser.

Also, slipped...What the meep happened to you between Sept.17 and Jan 18? You were kind of normal, then you dissapeared for four months, and when you come back, you're meeping running full-tilt, face-first into walls that you'd be able to see if you didn't have your eyes closed, wildly swinging this nerf bible bat around in the hopes that annoying mothermeepers is an effective evangelism tool. What, did you go on a ski trip with Ted Haggard or something?

'Everything science holds under it's microscope is there because God decides to let it be there. Hence you cannot escape the affliction of your doubt now, can you.'

Science is god's way of proving conclusively god is just a figment of our absurd imagination.

'Also, slipped...What the meep happened to you blah blah'

SlippedHole has a history. It is sacred. Do not question.

Linkswarm.com: Home to Rev. Vasudeva and his group of backsliders.

It's been awhile since I read the Bible, so maybe I'm wrong....

You are. It's people's misinterpretations of the Bible that keep God's love from the hands and bodies of the masses. In a way, the spiritual awakening that the world has in store for itself is akin to a romance waiting to happen. I believe we search this world for a soul mate, someone to curb our loneliness, and unfortunately most people realize too late that love was here all along...in God's omnipotent folds. So when you say you may be wrong, you are only wrong in the sense that you don't know what love is.

And if loving your evil scientific method is wrong, you don't want to be right, do you? It's safer to endeavor to worship what can be proven instead of realizing that intangible forces are all around us. Perhaps there is a middle ground where science and the intangible will meet some day. If I could prove there is a God, will you bow down?

they're just saying that this probably was the basis for the parable in the bible, not that it's proving anything in the bible, you dipmeeps

Nocal: Oh. I honestly had to stop reading a third of the way through the first page. Dude was obviously a Jesus-boy and I can't stand reading anything vaguely scientific from a Jesus-boy perspective.

Freakmachine: I think his history is that he lost his virginity to a Jesus fan-girl over Christmas break.

no one in the story is a 'jesus boy.' either you have some issues with reading or mayhaps you have an insufferably loud aversion to religion.

they're just saying that this probably was the basis for the parable in the bible, not that it's proving anything in the bible, you dipmeeps

Well, if you follow the article, they kinda are. Not confirming in it the flying swords and tree of life meep, but confirming that the Garden of Eden mentioned in the book is based on a historical fact, albeit a stretch.

In the Book of Genesis, it is indicated that Eden is west of Assyria. Sure enough, this is where Gobekli is sited.

Likewise, biblical Eden is by four rivers, including the Tigris and Euphrates. And Gobekli lies between both of these.

In ancient Assyrian texts, there is mention of a 'Beth Eden' - a house of Eden. This minor kingdom was 50 miles from Gobekli Tepe.

Another book in the Old Testament talks of 'the children of Eden which were in Thelasar', a town in northern Syria, near Gobekli.

The very word 'Eden' comes from the Sumerian for 'plain'; Gobekli lies on the plains of Harran.

This is much in the same vein that Jesus is viewed as a historically real person, but its not a certain fact that he walked on water or could kill fig trees in anger.

If I could prove there is a God, will you bow down?

You don't need to prove My existence to Me, but let's see what you got.

The Old Testament is little more than a collection of Hebrew folk tales. Since all myths have at least some small inkling of truth in them, this may very well be the basis for the Eden story. Just because weve found it doesnt mean that everything in the Bible is suddenly true and justified.

i would go so far as to say that there is nothing currently on the planet earth that would prove to me god's existence. The arc of the covenant proves little, the holy grail proves little, Sodom and Gomorrah proves little. While they may be of great historical importance the tired metaphysical bullmeep that comes attached to them is not validated simply by them existing.

Atheists and their obsession over the existence of God is hilarious. Most atheists are more concerned about God than people that practice

Loud atheists are annoying, but fortunately they usually aren't meeping dangerous psychos also.

^^^ meep that. This society needs loud athiests. As long as 'In God we trust' remains on our money and creationism is being mentioned in science classes, we need somebody out there taking the time to scientifically debunk the pseudoscience used to assert the existence of the christian god. Don't you worry about it, though. Just enjoy your ability to simultaneously think what you want to and not be in prison. meep.