Morgue Night Attendant Abused As Many As 'over A Hundred' Bodies.

Don't forget to use a condom, kids.

*Posting in tomorrow's thread*

He neglected something as basic as the condom.

So he meeped every dead hot chic that came in? How would that make you feel? If the morgue dude banged your dead girl...heh

Does that count as her meeping around?

Bizarre link of the year award.

So far.

*So he meeped every dead hot chic that came in? *

I don't think he was even that discriminating. In one instance he basically had meep with a headless torso. Wonder if there are hot pics.

Mutilated corpse porn! Who can deny that our jaded eyes are ready for a whole new internet meme?

I guess the interview process didn't include questions like:

1. Does cold flesh make you hard?

2. Please point out the woman that makes you stimulated (proceeds to show the candidate five woman, all dead, all laying neked on a cold table).

3. Do you think dead women 'are just asking for it'?

4. If you knew your meepual partners would not 'tell', would you perform meep to mouth on them?

Ridiculous. A victimless crime. Everyone's got a kink or two, he was fortunate enough to be able to find a job where he could practice his deviant behavior. Should have left him alone - he's like a high functioning alcoholic. Now his compulsion it will build and bubble like a powder keg.

Not to mention how supple the lubricants make the skin...considerate for the families, too!

'Ridiculous. A victimless crime. '

Bullmeep, I say. Equal rights for the dead. I'm gonna report this to PETD.

wait a minute. i thought it was commonly understood that this is the kind of thing that takes place at every morgue in the country. why else would anyone apply for this job?

I was a trainee for a while (1974), but failed the 'personality test'....I offended dead people.