Medicine: Get Your Cancer Zapped By A Gigantic, Proton-spewing Cyclotron
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queue: New link: Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
sunny77
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
fastlane
BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
fastlane
MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
BeachGoat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
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middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
StartRecor+
Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.
BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Bachmann's political mentor.
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
godevilliv+
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
BigDinWaun+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
dragonstaf+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.




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meep!! my bad.. I went to submit the main article at first and wasn't logged in... I came back later when I was and submitted the lite version in my haste. Pretty meep cool looking machine though.
Feb22 '09
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Full Article Here
Feb22 '09
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Something that every hospital cannot get and insurers can deny.
Feb22 '09
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heh... Same could be said for a decent hospital cot that doesn<code>t make a patient feel like they</code>re on their death bed...
Feb22 '09
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Only faith in God promotes healing.
Feb22 '09
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Nothing says 'faith in God' like plopping you naked meep down in a 250 mega-electron volt proton accelerator for the human trial run.
Feb22 '09
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My point is, you can eliminate all that technological stuff, if you simply have a relationship with faith.
Feb22 '09
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Your 'point' or point of view as it were... was transparent and obvious with your first statement...
Feb22 '09
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Then you had better heed my waring quickly. Worship of technology is a slippery slope. Stop spreading false information and rumor. Truth isn't negotiable or subjective, you are doing a disservice to people that are looking for real answers on the internet.
Feb22 '09
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?!? seriously.... Well.. Perhaps you had better play it safe on the technology thing and proceed to delete your linkswarm account... You know? Just in case it gives the wrong idea of worshipping and or supporting technology... In fact you might want to go really hardcore and just forego the internet altogether mmm'kay...
Feb22 '09
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You see? Your technology has warped you, much like your avatar shame. It's clear you use technology as the crux of you humanity instead of using for it intended purpose--a tool to be used responsibly in accordance with God's will.
I will not leave you this way. We can debate more if you like.
Feb22 '09
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Hahaha I know your type... you feed on our reactions to your blather... drawn like a moth to the flame of your own voice gawking away... you have amused me enough for the day... with that I leave you to the yourself.. may your conversations with the voices in your head keep your warm... for I leave you in the state you disdain the most... Alone
Feb22 '09
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I will not leave you this way.
Feb22 '09
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God will not leave you this way. Somehow, someway, God has directed me into your life to teach you what is right. I will not ignore this calling.
A strong case can be made (from you previous postings as well) that your critique of me should be directed toward you. Your level of transference is astounding even to God. I can help redirect your psychological illness. Fortunately, this has gone from one the run-of-the-mill debates to something more personal AND I AM ENLIGHTENED BY IT.
Now it's your turn.
Feb22 '09
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even to god
Feb22 '09
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I have an old B&W TV...it will zap out any tumor...
Feb22 '09
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Which 'god' are you talking about?
Feb22 '09
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the one true G-d
are you f*uckin stupid or something
Feb23 '09
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To explore the nature of God we could start in many places...but I'd like to begin with what I see as an illustration of a life without God...here is a blog entry by vanishingnexis:
*A Pause
I sit here in the place between the moments. The day ahead stretches out like some unreachable horizon before me. So early in the day yet my eyes already strain in the subtle glow of multiple computer monitors. I find myself drifting between the ethereal place of daydreams and the sterile reality of the file transfer status bar whirring away on the screen. To think of home is no escape... To go home is to merely continue the drudgery of my existence. I know there is more out there, but to find it is a perilous journey ahead. Like some long forgetton prisoner of war, I continue the work before me but ever ponder my coming liberation. To find the clean path to a life I want to live (worth living) is my burden. To find forgiveness from the one I must leave behind to get there..... The true obstacle i face... But that is more for another pausing reflection. For now I awaken back to the task at hand.... -vanishingnexus*
Feb23 '09
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vanishingniglet i report you to police for abuse of the elipsis
rot in jail you sick fuk
Feb23 '09
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Well, my God built the cyclotron and orders us to use it.
Feb23 '09
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vanishingniglet i report you to police for abuse of the elipsis
rot in jail you sick fuk
Rodney King all over again...
Feb23 '09
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beat...his meeping....assssss........
Feb23 '09
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this thread is a trainwreck
Feb23 '09
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Killing is never the answer. Even cancer cells have family. This treatment should be outlawed.
Feb23 '09
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Isn;t this the think that made Dr. Manhatten?
Feb23 '09
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thing
Feb23 '09
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...and forty percent of the superheros and supervillians in the DC/Marvel pantheon. And the Ghostbusters.
Feb23 '09
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This machine is fantastic I first read about it a couple of years ago. And if there was ever a machine that did what was advertised . its this thing, But off the cuff note . Yes most insurance companies will deny use of it unless you have the insurance Bill gates has.
There a number of legit cancer treatments out there being used in other countries that we hardly use here because of corporate greed. Simply the insurance industry wants to kill you off if you have a terminal illness.
Feb23 '09
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<blink>THREAD OF THE YEAR</blink>
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Feb24 '09
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My question on religion is this;
Why does your bible have a copyright date as well as revisions?
If it was a binding truth, it would never change. Seems that its more of a tool of control and teaching ethics. One can have good morals without the need to believe in a god or higher power.
Unfortunately most churches have simply become businesses. A good way to look at it is to see what kind of car your pastor/preacher/representative drives as compared to your own. If they are simply delivering the teachings and word of god, why do they need money?
Feb24 '09
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Gorn-
I'm glad you are interested in my faith, bro.
As for your questions I will address them all with gusto.
-The bible has many earthly flaws. First and foremost, the hand of man has tainted it's divinity. Think of the Bible as God's footprint which we are asked to follow. Then realize that much like the famous footprints of Sasquatch, they can be faked and used by defamers to champion the cause of evil.
Feb24 '09
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Address this with gusto, why did god give my meep the same dimensions as the meep that comes out of your mothers meep?
Demonstrate that your god is worthy of respect and/or worship by explaining away this apparent lack of creativity and/or intelligent design.
If you retreat into ignorance of gods plans and/or our creation in his likeness, hypothesize about god's junk and the junk of other gods fitting into god's meep.
Looking forward to my conversion,
meeproach
Feb24 '09
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-God, Acts 9:9
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God = Sasquatch?
Feb24 '09
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I just know deep down in my heart that my faith in God has given me power. My acceptance these powers comes with a price. I must worship God.
What's unbelievable is it's that simple. But all you stubborn idiots refuse to accept the glory of Jesus Christ into your heart of hearts.
All of you have one fatal flaw...the ability to explain it all. The world, our consciousness, our purpose. God's Religion does it all for you if you only bow to it mighty glory. Will you remain lost or will you all gain enlightenment like me?
Don't let evil maintain it's hold on your souls.
Feb24 '09
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Evil is a very courteous tenant of my soul.. one who pays promptly on the first of the month, keeps to itself, and causes nobody any trouble. I don't know why you are so down on it.
Feb24 '09
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So.. our fatal flaw is our ability to do for ourselves what we should, in practice, let some one/thing do for us, the same one/thing that gave us this power/ability in the first place, and instead we should substitute the practice of that power with paying homage to this entity for exercising power in our place?
That power being the power of reason?
If this is not what you mean, then the question is: will we remain lost or will you enlightenment us?
Feb24 '09
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^^ ^^ Sasquatch ... Sieve Sasquatch ... Sieve Sasquatch ... Sieve Sasquatch ... Sieve ... Parker
Feb24 '09
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'Hey Vishnu, what are you doing friday night?'
-God, Acts 9:9
'Passing out Handjobs on the corner...'
Feb25 '09
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Only if I have meep cancer...
Feb25 '09
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'Heart of hearts'. WTF does that mean, anyway.
It's fun watching people who believe in the non-existant, and defend their belief to their last breath. And when I say fun, I really mean scary as meep.
Here's a question for you, religo-boy: Is Judas Iscariot in Heaven or meep right now? I mean, everybody says he is worse than Hitler, but he was only doing what he was supposed to do, and what your god created him to do. And if he hadn't done it, in your mythos, then Jeebus wouldn't have died on the cross and we'd still be sacrificing goats in our back yard. So Judas, good guy hero, or bad guy super sinner. Tell me!
Feb25 '09
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Goats....the other Jew Meat
Feb25 '09
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Concerning Judus:
And He answered and said, "The Son of Man is to go, just as it is written of Him; but woe to that man by whom the Son of Man is betrayed! It would have been better for that man if he had not been born." (Matthew 26:24; Mark 14:21)
Ouch!!! Sucks to be the universe`s fall guy to say the least.
Feb25 '09
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Why... would you chose the harsh sobriety of reason... when you can have the intoxicating comfort of faith?
Think less, drink more.
btw.. drinks aren't free. Pay your tithe.