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Why Not Call A Spade A Spade?

nd yet, I've met innumerable writers and editors who are scared, even terrified, of one or more of these groups: gays, blacks, Latinos, Asians, Jews, feminists, evangelical Christians, and the handicapped. You can write 100 columns calling the president a mass-murdering, meepually depraved sociopath, or demanding that we nationalize the oil companies, but don't you dare invite the wrath of Mothers Against Drunk Driving, or the parents of autistic kids, or (shudder) cat lovers.

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nocal WHAT. a stupid conservative saying we need more bias?????? HOW BRAVE. shocking. maazing. wish rush libaug would talk about meep for five horus a day!!

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Wow! Good read!

  • LOki
  • Feb20 '09

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-1 by nocal , WHAT. a stupid conservative saying we need more bias?????? HOW BRAVE. shocking. maazing. wish rush libaug would talk about meep for five horus a day!!

You can write 100 columns calling the president a mass-murdering, meepually depraved sociopath, or demanding that we nationalize the oil companies, but don't you dare invite the wrath of Mothers Against Drunk Driving, or the parents of autistic kids, or (shudder) nocal.

Fix'd.

Who ever wrote that Bush was a meepually depraved sociopath?

I just hinted that he liked poking the pink of little boys.... Geez, talk about misconstruing my words.

Geert Wilders, the Dutch anti-Islam politician that appeared in Bill Maher's Religulous, is referenced here. Apparently he has been banned from the UK (like Phelps) because of his thoughts.

Our world is retarded.

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Yea, god forbid you hold your tongue so as not to incite more hatred. I'd like to see this guy walk down the streets in any major city and call a black a meeper.

Words on paper are (for the most part) useless.

It's not about calling blacks meepers, but about calling idiots, pricks, etc. idiots,pricks, etc. About being bound by your fears and the truth setting you free.

'WAAA WE CAN QUESTION OUR ELECTED REPRESENTATIVES BUT WE HAVE TO BE SUBTLE ABOUT SPREADING HATE AGAINST MUSLIMS SO YOU GO KILL THEM FOR US'

Christ, Zionists are transparent.

When he writes a column criticising Israel's slaughter of Gazan children, and throws in that there are a few meepling questions remaining about the Holocaust, then I'll be impressed. This is just more Zionist propaganda disguised as some call for freedom of speech.

  • nocal
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consider me shocked to find that the only people who like this article have an utter lack of:

interesting opinions

human decency

penus and nardsack

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Troglodytic cerebrealism

  • Lownotes
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What the meep is this guy upset about?

'Oh, sure, go ahead and put your fingers in your ears, heads in the sand, thumbs up your meep. But, let me tell you one thing Muslims, Negroes and gays, you are not beyond reproach should your actions speak to the hypocrisy of your creeds! I have opinions, do you hear me sheeple? OPINIONS! I'm not afraid to offend the oppressed.'

All of these guys believe in an imaginary liberal boogeyman who looks like Jude Law and wants to take their wife to the museum and meep her in the meep while reciting poetry about homelessness.

  • LOki
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consider me shocked to find that the only people who like this article have an utter lack of:

interesting opinions

human decency

penus and nardsack

Blockquote

Translation: I am a little girl. I don't like meanies! Somebody hug me. PLEASE!

  • nocal
  • Feb22 '09

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loki post something funny. post something that even one person would emit a lol for. poast a sentence that would make glenn beck laugh without using the word 'meep'. beachgoat on acid would not laugh at yr postings. you contribute no lols, this is true. and you are an internet libertarian. you are sand on a beach. do the right thing, kill your whole family in a standoff with the ATF. mayhaps become a hermit with satellite internet in the pacific northwest, wherever it rains the most. choke on ayn rands angry lil meep with yr throathole. s my d.

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Translation: I am a little girl. I don't like meanies! Somebody hug me. PLEASE!

oh lol just noticed

- Jonah Goldberg is editor-at-large of National Review Online and the author of Liberal Fascism: The Secret History of the American Left from Mussolini to the Politics of Meaning.

lol this is a person whose opinion you appreciate

  • nocal
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mussolini and the american left i mean does this guy have a fuken editor or what

  • nocal
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but seriously, i ahve never read an essay by a white male claiming that he knows all about opression and how tough it is

fuc it must be very tough to be him, very tough. amazing courage, good for him to pat himself on the back like that, because like filthy muslims have no self esteem and as americans we need self esteeems!!

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its revelatory: bias in the liberal media. total bias. they go after corporations ahd the government!! but gosh when it come sto the cabal of lesbians that answe to the same boss...

(the preceeding post involves a point that you will not understand and that i will not explain)

hee hee fart

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also if i remember correctly, this same goldberg meepgot calls anyone critical of israel 'anti semitic'

something tells me he doesn't think very often?

  • LOki
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nocal:loki post something funny.
Why? Clowns like yourself should consider the source of your projections.
nocal:post something that even one person would emit a lol for.
Really; since when did I start accepting requests from your dumb meep?
nocal:poast a sentence that would make glenn beck laugh without using the word 'meep'.
I suppose I too could go with 'poast' - retards always get laughs . . . try not to strain yourself wondering why I'm not envious.
nocal:beachgoat on acid would not laugh at yr postings.
You seem to also be operating from the misperception that I should find gratification in amusing beachgoat - on acid or otherwise.
nocal:you contribute no lols, this is true.
Perhaps I should care that you do not find me amusing . . .
nocal:and you are an internet libertarian.
I'm not nealy so sure of this as you appear to be . . . I'm more sure that you consider my lack of consideration for the varied mopes on this planet to be some kind of unjust meaniness that you cannot conscience. Your sanctimonious moral judgments from your superior social awareness are amusing beyond their pathos; like I said ealier chucklehead, 'Retards always get laughs.'
nocal:you are sand on a beach.
I am sand in your meep.
nocal:do the right thing, kill your whole family in a standoff with the ATF.
It's amusing that you would consider this the 'right thing.' Even more amusing perhaps, would be the notion that I'd consider that to be the right thing.
nocal:mayhaps become a hermit with satellite internet in the pacific northwest, wherever it rains the most.
How could this make any sense? After all, the successful hermit has no opportunity at all to kill their whole family OR stand off against the ATF.
nocal:choke on ayn rands angry lil meep with yr throathole.
Oh. Right. Ayn Rand. The 'weak spot' for libertarians everywhere . . . except Rand wasn't a libertarian. Oh, but let's all just admit that she's an honorary libertarian 'cuz libertarians everywhere agree that that she made a point, and meep it all; let's say that I'm an honorary libertarian too, since they agree with me as well, AND I agree with some point that Rand made--it's not like you've refuted that point, so what's yours?
nocal:s my d.
Soiled your diaper?
nocal:
LOki:Translation: I am a little girl. I don't like meanies! Somebody hug me. PLEASE!

oh lol just noticed

Noticed what? That you're a little girl who desperately wants a hug, or that I pointed it out for you?
nocal:- Jonah Goldberg is editor-at-large of National Review Online and the author of Liberal Fascism: The Secret History of the American Left from Mussolini to the Politics of Meaning.

lol this is a person whose opinion you appreciate

I have no idea why you think so . . . I suspect you have no idea either.
nocal:mussolini and the american left i mean does this guy have a fuken editor or what
Mussolini and the American left certainly have plenty in common--I couldn't say whether or not Jonah Goldberg asserts the notion or not, but I suspect that retards like yourself with your religiously authoritarian, rabid denials regarding any alternative to the corporatist/communist dichotomy, would find yourself capable of even considering the validity of such an assertion.
nocal:but seriously, i ahve never read an essay by a white male claiming that he knows all about opression and how tough it is
Maybe you should read one then. When you do, show it to the rest of us.
nocal:fuc it must be very tough to be him, very tough.
I'm willing to hear why you think so--I'm sure you have no idea.
nocal:amazing courage, good for him to pat himself on the back like that, because like filthy muslims have no self esteem and as americans we need self esteeems!!
Transference?
nocal:its revelatory: bias in the liberal media. total bias. they go after corporations ahd the government!! but gosh when it come sto the cabal of lesbians that answe to the same boss...

(the preceeding post involves a point that you will not understand and that i will not explain)

hee hee fart

You sure get the laughs. :wink : :thumbs up:
nocal:also if i remember correctly, this same goldberg meepgot calls anyone critical of israel 'anti semitic'

something tells me he doesn't think very often?

Maybe not. Then again, he made a point . . . a point you didn't give enough thought to, to refute. But hey, you got some laughs.

LOL

  • nocal
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Why? Clowns like yourself should consider the source of your projections.

one presumes that your words ought to have some kind of a meaning, unless you're typing to hear the clicks. so provide some kind of information or else some kind of entertainment or humor.

point being, either way you go, you are not valuable.

I'm not nealy so sure of this as you appear to be . . . I'm more sure that you consider my lack of consideration for the varied mopes on this planet to be some kind of unjust meaniness that you cannot conscience. Your sanctimonious moral judgments from your superior social awareness are amusing beyond their pathos; like I said ealier chucklehead, 'Retards always get laughs.'

uh dude i suggested you kill your entire family in a fire (see below), and i wondered whether you were more afraid of the stimulus or crib death. perhaps you aren't as mean as you would like to think, and i'm not as moral as you (very strangely) suppose. although i do wonder what the problem would be with being moral, exactly...

and it's already pretty clear you don't understand humor, so i can let that one continue to slide

It's amusing that you would consider this the 'right thing.' Even more amusing perhaps, would be the notion that I'd consider that to be the right thing.

it's amusing that you don't seem to understand the 'allusion' to waco and to my 'moral, sanctimonious judgment' of your gun ownership stuff.

also a joke.

stop me if you've heard this one.

How could this make any sense? After all, the successful hermit has no opportunity at all to kill their whole family OR stand off against the ATF.

that was a separate joke in which i play off your militia fantasies and say you should live alone (like white milita dudes) and get satllite internet in a stormy place (where it wouldn't work that much) (then you would have a hard time posting) (stop posting)

Soiled your diaper? [...] Noticed what? That you're a little girl who desperately wants a hug, or that I pointed it out for you?

when one becomes a parent, does one immediately lose a sense of humor and gain 10 pounds of crying mucous or something? like maybe in the roaring 20s you could call someone a little girl and people would think, oh my golly he sure hoodwinked that greasy meep, but it's a new millenium grandpa!!

I couldn't say whether or not Jonah Goldberg asserts the notion or not, but I suspect that retards like yourself with your religiously authoritarian, rabid denials regarding any alternative to the corporatist/communist dichotomy, would find yourself capable of even considering the validity of such an assertion.

lol

it's not that i am religiously against ANY alternative. yours is just remarkably terrible and disregards human nature, of which you truly know nothing. it's seriously amazing. instead of posting on the internet, read pubmed, or maybe a textbook.

come up with feasible ideas and i will like them!! quite frankly you doubt the fact that i change my mind easily in the face of compelling evidence, but i do all the time.

You sure get the laughs. :wink : :thumbs up:

ok well you apparently still think dude has a point, so i will elucidate my point to you, even though i just promised myself i wouldn't, because i made it really glaringly obvious, but then i also neglected to factor in the fact that you don't seem to get subtext at all, but here goes:

his point is basically that 'liberals' will call out corporations or the gov't, but not muslims or gays or blacks. the gov't and corporations each have leaders who direct the actions of underlings, and thusly are regarded as being one entity. if you believe this about muslims, gays, or blacks, you are an incredible dipmeep and also really bigoted.

perhaps he's not bigoted (i sincerely doubt this, from the 'woe is me' tone of the article), but he is most definitely well known as a dipmeep.

Maybe not. Then again, he made a point . . . a point you didn't give enough thought to, to refute. But hey, you got some laughs.

nah, i just knew you wouldn't get it (see above). SUBTEXT BRO SUBTEXT

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...'liberals' will call out corporations or the gov't, but not muslims or gays or blacks. the gov't and corporations each have leaders who direct the actions of underlings, and thusly are regarded as being one entity. if you believe this about muslims, gays, or blacks, you are an incredible dipmeep and also really bigoted.

Despite all the meep swapping between you two, you've made good point.

Expect to be countered with mentions of the NAACP, ACLU, Hamas and such.

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nocal: werdz

FYI: The term subtext does not mean 'meaningless bullmeep.'

  • nocal
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oh meep dude you burned me YOU BURNED ME BRO

  • LOki
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nocal: oh meep dude you burned me YOU BURNED ME BRO

And all I was trying to do was hold a candle to your enormous comic genius.

take this meep measuring competition outside

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^ NOP - Keep it hur.

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And all I was trying to do was hold a candle to your enormous comic genius.

your posts aren't funny, nor do they contain any information. you're the posting equivalent of a happy meal.


take this meep measuring competition outside

some joke about having meeps to measure

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