• Swarmed by
  • vasudeva
  • Feb06 '09
  • 3163 things

    254k rads

  • mundhra
  • Feb06 '09

    posts

    28.8k rads

    28815 rads

    #

  • nurglets
  • Feb06 '09

    posts

    7576 rads

    7576 rads

    #

47? get meeped!

or rather,

47? meep me!

shoop sperm incoming

  • mundhra
  • Feb06 '09

    posts

    28.8k rads

    28815 rads

    #

  • Lefen
  • Feb06 '09

    posts

    9698 rads

    9698 rads

    #

LOVE YOU MARF, HAPPY BIRTHDAY XXX

(also, this made me realise that I need much, much more practice with GIMP)

  • dent
  • Feb06 '09

    posts

    7407 rads

    7407 rads

    #

Happy Birthday MARPH

  • dagwood
  • Feb06 '09

    posts

    16.5k rads

    16506 rads

    #

Who the meep is Marf? Oh, Hi Happy Birthday!

That's a lotta years for a woman to admit to, you wear them well.

  • dagwood
  • Feb06 '09

    posts

    16.5k rads

    16506 rads

    #

On second thought, I think he added 10 years to your age and the camera of course adds 10 pounds-TO YOUR meep!!

Perhaps I should ask not Who, but rather what, is a Marf.

please choose one

  • dent
  • Feb06 '09

    posts

    7407 rads

    7407 rads

    #

If my math is right, Marf is a year younger than me...

a little retro Marf:

  • MstrLance
  • Feb06 '09

    posts

    28.1k rads

    28075 rads

    #

hbd!

  • JohnLenin
  • Feb07 '09

    posts

    21.2k rads

    21199 rads

    #

^beat me to it. : (((

HA! Marf is old!

Marf is milf Marf is hawt

DURP!

  • Phlebas
  • Feb07 '09

    posts

    0 rads

    0 rads

    #

That's just meep impressive.

47? Really?

You look to be in your 30s.

Good job, Marf. Good job.

At this rate, you'll have people shopping meeps ontaya well into your 70s.

  • shitbox
  • Feb07 '09

    posts

    40k rads

    40010 rads

    #

Happy birthday Marf-hole. U look 31. All that depleted uranium-laden semen your hubby spews must have age defying properties.

Bottle it.....and sell some to Dumbskull.

  • PJP56
  • Feb07 '09

    posts

    0 rads

    0 rads

    #

meep! MILF Marquise Marf!

Happy birthday, full-on gorgeoumeepy !

  • vasudeva
  • Feb07 '09

    posts

    254k rads

    254010 rads

    #

Sorry boys, I messed up the title. It's supposed to read 77. Sorry Marf. Happy birthday. Again, you appear to be in your '30s, which is amazing for someone who is 77.

  • MOMAD
  • Feb07 '09

    posts

    0 rads

    0 rads

    #

dent: that's how bleached it really turned out at first. Man that pic is old. That was when menopause kicked in about 23 years ago, and I was all bummed out and trying to re-invent myself into something 'cute'.

phlebas: Thnx. You're nice. I should introduce you to my great-granddaughter.

Vlad: U Suk.

MstrLance: I wish that shirt were real. Before, all I could see in this pic was that huge glowing orb of doom, but now I can't stop staring at my meep.

Dagwood: No need to worry about who I am. Your avatar is what I really look like.

Thnx, everyone! (^_^)

`

Best wishes fellow Ox!

  • Heather
  • Feb07 '09

    posts

    9997 rads

    9997 rads

    #

Happy Birthday you saucy minx.

Drool

Forty-seven? Wow.

  • Wotak
  • Feb08 '09

    posts

    46.9k rads

    46882 rads

    #

Not 47 pic.

I have seen 47 from many angles and this is not it.

Habby B day, old lady.

  • Dumbskull
  • Feb08 '09

    posts

    29.7k rads

    29716 rads

    #

Dahling, I've got to tell you something, and I don't say this to everybody, you look mahvelous. Absolutely mahvelous!

  • fastlane
  • Feb09 '09

    posts

    2413 rads

    2413 rads

    #

Not bad looking for 74. Happy B-Day Marf.

Wow, can I nestle my face twix your nether regions and sniff the baby powder? Happy b'day.

Hey, anonymous person! Log in and comment.
nurglets
ur all fartmoufs
BigDinWaun+
on Spanky's Pic Place: Marty Feldman had+
Pepper
Dammity meep, now all meep has broken loose. Not with us, but our family. meep meep meep meep meep.
JohnLenin
Lightning didn't take out that atm. It was an illuminati satellite.
JohnLenin
on Spanky's Pic Place: Found it in under+
BeachGoat
on Spanky's Pic Place: Oh, I remember her.+
LOki
I leik pie
Pepper
Everything good and everything meepty. It's what it is.
spankerchi+
Whassup?
Pepper
meep. That's all...just meep.
LOki
so crypto; such kablooey
LOki
http://www.popsci.com/article/technology/arizonas-first-bitcoin-atm-goes-kablooey
spankerchi+
Thanks Bigdin.
BigDinWaun+
Thanks for the wonderful work... I'm jealous
BigDinWaun+
PS... Rolling through your pictures makes me reiterate what I have always said... you are one talented muthermeeper
BigDinWaun+
I would like to buy her for $1
BigDinWaun+
Yep, went to the original pic on page 82 of your uploader cache... nice.
spankerchi+
She hasn't responded yet. I gave her your number. Maybe she has a place to go already, but who knows.
spankerchi+
She was a dancer back a few yearsago. Yes, THAT kind of dancer.
spankerchi+
Jesus, I've uploaded a lot of pics here...
spankerchi+
Took me an hour to dig it up. The rest of the pic is in my upload archive if you want it THAT bad.
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: Pervs.
BigDinWaun+
Srous on the nude pics. It could win you a sale. You know... push it across the finish line.
BigDinWaun+
Teeth on the Spanker-ex? Or teeth on the potential suitor/caretaker?
BeachGoat
Do teeth count? Sometimes that can be a problem.
BeachGoat
Someone with an income & home is a good start. Danny is a good catch, also. A bit thin, but well humored. Nice hippie welder.
BeachGoat
And on "meepy-Exy", pic please. Makes the sale easier. I'm thinking Bob or Jay, who has the SpiderPig dog.
BeachGoat
You have our address. the money goes to Kathy next door who has already paid for the dang food.
spankerchi+
(sigh) Where do I send the money?
JohnLenin
$5 says she looks like a tired ham that wears flip flops and oversized t-shirts
BigDinWaun+
Nude pics or it isn't real
sunny77
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: http://youtu.be/lEa5+
spankerchi+
If you can find this used up party girl a forever home, I'll owe you big-time.
spankerchi+
Okay Goat. You seem experienced in dealing with the lost and downtrodden. I'll give her your number.
BeachGoat
I know a dozen men here that need just that, in a coastal location.
spankerchi+
Yup, great gal now. Wonderful girlfriend material. Your's for the taking.
spankerchi+
She's CHANGED.
spankerchi+
I may have mentioned her, but ignore all that.
spankerchi+
She's the ex.
BigDinWaun+
Did you find her at an auction? In a cargo container?
BigDinWaun+
Spanker... I have never dated an Asian woman before... perhaps this will be a good entry point.
spankerchi+
Scratch that. I'll deliver.
spankerchi+
Hey, anybody wanna short little asian woman? She's VERY friendly and knows how to cook. Just PM me and I'll send you an addy for pick up.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Wil Wheaton still isn't a meep
JohnLenin
also, congrats on not snapping in half in your accident. I gave up riding my bike in LA because everyone drives like meep.
JohnLenin
I'm surprised those shiftless hippies managed to do anything beyond sitting in the bushes outside of Tate's place
BeachGoat
That whole peyote church thing I did in 76 could have ended up just like Manson...good thing that old woman came up and name me "meep" (Snake meep), so I left with a picking crew, and ended up swimming with nubiles & sharks in Corpus Crispy
LOki
You sure were lucky little fellah, so very lucky.
BigDinWaun+
Reminds me how lucky I was not to listen to Jim Jones back in '78
BigDinWaun+
No biggie... enjoyed the link.
LOki
sorry all. just had to.
LOki
head explodes in 3.... 2.... 1.........
LOki
http://www.nranews.com/commentators/video/commentators-episode-78-everyone-gets-a-gun-with-billy-johnson
LOki
for BigD
BigDinWaun+
Get well, Goat. Take some super-goat juice and aspirin.
BigDinWaun+
Get well, Goat. Take some super-goat juice and aspirin.
spankerchi+
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: http://www.youtube.c+
BeachGoat
Dang it, after a week, I guess I'll have to submit to the hospital; I am actually broken. Ribs are meepered up.
Pepper
I don't mean YOU! You guys are cool, but life is meep-meeping me and I'm not dealing with it very well.
Pepper
Do you ever have one of those days where you just want to die and say "meep you" Well, it's one of those.
spankerchi+
...for the bread-winning type Goat labors 'n such.
spankerchi+
Okay. I heard that he was okay. Just checking to see if he was still mobile.
Pepper
Spanky, the cruiser got a dented basket, but Goat kind of straightened it. I'm more worried about him. meeping yikes.
Pepper
Looks like this is shaping up to be an interesting day. All I want to do is sleep.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Call of Cthulu-Coin
JohnLenin
http://i.imgur.com/BQkPMhc.jpg
BigDinWaun+
on Monty Python: DED: Enough of this+
linkswarm
queue: New link: The Ruin Porn of Yugoslavia
MstrLance
spankerchi+
How's le bike?
BeachGoat
I am a bit bunged up today, but will live. I've been injured before, no doubt it will happen again.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Indian Lad Has 232 Teeth Pulled
linkswarm
queue: New link: Old school slang for gettin yr freak on
HOBO
on People Defecating on Trains: **Popes defecating+
  • spankerchi+

  • sunny77

  • dragonstaf+

  • startrecor+

  • spankerchi+

  • beachgoat

  • spankerchi+

  • beachgoat

  • beachgoat

  • beachgoat

  • dragonstaf+

  • beachgoat

  • pete56

  • mstrlance

  • beachgoat

  • beachgoat

  • beachgoat

  • beachgoat

  • beachgoat

  • beachgoat

  • hobo

  • spankerchi+

  • spankerchi+

  • spankerchi+

  • beachgoat