Photoshop Marf's meep Off For Her 47th Birthday Yayyyy
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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
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And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
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Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
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Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
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BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
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M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
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MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
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Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
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Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
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Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
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Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
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The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
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Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
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BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
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One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
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I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
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http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
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Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
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I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
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I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
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Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
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How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
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MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
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clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
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dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
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Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
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47? get meeped!
or rather,
47? meep me!
shoop sperm incoming
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LOVE YOU MARF, HAPPY BIRTHDAY XXX
(also, this made me realise that I need much, much more practice with GIMP)
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Who the meep is Marf? Oh, Hi Happy Birthday!
That's a lotta years for a woman to admit to, you wear them well.
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On second thought, I think he added 10 years to your age and the camera of course adds 10 pounds-TO YOUR meep!!
Perhaps I should ask not Who, but rather what, is a Marf.
please choose one
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If my math is right, Marf is a year younger than me...
a little retro Marf:
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^beat me to it. : (((
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HA! Marf is old!
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Marf is milf Marf is hawt
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DURP!
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That's just meep impressive.
47? Really?
You look to be in your 30s.
Good job, Marf. Good job.
At this rate, you'll have people shopping meeps ontaya well into your 70s.
Feb07 '09
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Happy birthday Marf-hole. U look 31. All that depleted uranium-laden semen your hubby spews must have age defying properties.
Bottle it.....and sell some to Dumbskull.
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meep! MILF Marquise Marf!
Happy birthday, full-on gorgeoumeepy !
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Sorry boys, I messed up the title. It's supposed to read 77. Sorry Marf. Happy birthday. Again, you appear to be in your '30s, which is amazing for someone who is 77.
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dent: that's how bleached it really turned out at first. Man that pic is old. That was when menopause kicked in about 23 years ago, and I was all bummed out and trying to re-invent myself into something 'cute'.
phlebas: Thnx. You're nice. I should introduce you to my great-granddaughter.
Vlad: U Suk.
MstrLance: I wish that shirt were real. Before, all I could see in this pic was that huge glowing orb of doom, but now I can't stop staring at my meep.
Dagwood: No need to worry about who I am. Your avatar is what I really look like.
Thnx, everyone! (^_^)
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Best wishes fellow Ox!
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Happy Birthday you saucy minx.
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Drool
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Forty-seven? Wow.
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Not 47 pic.
I have seen 47 from many angles and this is not it.
Habby B day, old lady.
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Dahling, I've got to tell you something, and I don't say this to everybody, you look mahvelous. Absolutely mahvelous!
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Not bad looking for 74. Happy B-Day Marf.
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Wow, can I nestle my face twix your nether regions and sniff the baby powder? Happy b'day.