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  • nurglets
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47? get meeped!

or rather,

47? meep me!

shoop sperm incoming

  • mundhra
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  • Lefen
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LOVE YOU MARF, HAPPY BIRTHDAY XXX

(also, this made me realise that I need much, much more practice with GIMP)

  • dent
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Happy Birthday MARPH

  • dagwood
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Who the meep is Marf? Oh, Hi Happy Birthday!

That's a lotta years for a woman to admit to, you wear them well.

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On second thought, I think he added 10 years to your age and the camera of course adds 10 pounds-TO YOUR meep!!

Perhaps I should ask not Who, but rather what, is a Marf.

please choose one

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If my math is right, Marf is a year younger than me...

a little retro Marf:

  • MstrLance
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hbd!

  • JohnLenin
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^beat me to it. : (((

HA! Marf is old!

Marf is milf Marf is hawt

DURP!

  • Phlebas
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That's just meep impressive.

47? Really?

You look to be in your 30s.

Good job, Marf. Good job.

At this rate, you'll have people shopping meeps ontaya well into your 70s.

  • shitbox
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Happy birthday Marf-hole. U look 31. All that depleted uranium-laden semen your hubby spews must have age defying properties.

Bottle it.....and sell some to Dumbskull.

  • PJP56
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meep! MILF Marquise Marf!

Happy birthday, full-on gorgeoumeepy !

  • vasudeva
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Sorry boys, I messed up the title. It's supposed to read 77. Sorry Marf. Happy birthday. Again, you appear to be in your '30s, which is amazing for someone who is 77.

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dent: that's how bleached it really turned out at first. Man that pic is old. That was when menopause kicked in about 23 years ago, and I was all bummed out and trying to re-invent myself into something 'cute'.

phlebas: Thnx. You're nice. I should introduce you to my great-granddaughter.

Vlad: U Suk.

MstrLance: I wish that shirt were real. Before, all I could see in this pic was that huge glowing orb of doom, but now I can't stop staring at my meep.

Dagwood: No need to worry about who I am. Your avatar is what I really look like.

Thnx, everyone! (^_^)

`

Best wishes fellow Ox!

  • Heather
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Happy Birthday you saucy minx.

Drool

Forty-seven? Wow.

  • Wotak
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Not 47 pic.

I have seen 47 from many angles and this is not it.

Habby B day, old lady.

  • Dumbskull
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Dahling, I've got to tell you something, and I don't say this to everybody, you look mahvelous. Absolutely mahvelous!

  • fastlane
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Not bad looking for 74. Happy B-Day Marf.

Wow, can I nestle my face twix your nether regions and sniff the baby powder? Happy b'day.

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BeachGoat
Time for him to move.
BeachGoat
Day six since he blew up. No call, no sign. All his meep is still here, and we have a "better" renter.
spankerchi+
You guys have the same luck with renters that I have with foster kids.
Pepper
Unfortunately, I need 2 hands to wield the mallet and one to trigger the Nerf bullets. Guess I'd better grow a third hand, really quick.
Pepper
I'm pissed at the world, so I'm loading up my Nerf gun.
linkswarm
queue: New link: In Soviet Russia, Charlene meeps YOU.
Pepper
My Spanky mallet will not leave my hand until our meeped-up renter is gone.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Dead little girls dug up by psycho genius so he can play dress-up with them
sunny77
...by yourself in a closet
spankerchi+
Rewatching 12 angry men tonight.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Wyoming allosaurus suffers fatal dikk punch.
sunny77
this ebonic plague has got to stop!
MstrLance
...the current state of American jurisprudence, for instance.
StartRecor+
you should object to something
MstrLance
(insert "hung jury" joke here)
MstrLance
If the glove don't fit, you must acquit.
spankerchi+
Taintin' yer poolz.
spankerchi+
I'm all up in the jury box.
MstrLance
on u put pitcures here: XxIsvKb.jpg
StartRecor+
why do i think of the family thanksgiving dinner every time I see "drunken pig fights cow?"
LOki
http://bitcointradedesk.com/?p=2151
HOBO
Oh Goat!
BeachGoat
It's fun to be the dirty old man hanging out in parks with a 5 year old girl, and have an excuse.
BeachGoat
I leik being Grandpa
HOBO
Fudge
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: At the profound risk+
spankerchi+
on New shed build.: Lookin' damned good+
LOki
http://theworstthingsforsale.com/2014/09/01/bitcoin-for-kids/
LOki
http://bitcointradedesk.com/?p=2058
sunny77
on New shed build.: i know what you+
dragonstaf+
on New shed build.: Oh, don't get me+
sunny77
on New shed build.: i don't mind them+
dragonstaf+
on New shed build.: [@sunny77](http://ww+
sunny77
on New shed build.: i saw one of+
dragonstaf+
on New shed build.: [shudder]Went to+
BeachGoat
linkswarm
queue: New link: Rick Perry weighs in on international Issues
dragonstaf+
on The Rise of the Phoenix: About all I have+
dragonstaf+
on New shed build.: I have had a+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Weird Crystal Can Absorb All The Oxygen In A Room -- And Then Release It Later
MstrLance
on u put pitcures here: 5166_soil_halloween.jpg
linkswarm
queue: New link: Magic Leap!
meepbox
on Dead Not Dead Very Dead Dying: At some point you+
sunny77
i lol'd
spankerchi+
Suffer in silence. ...unless it's funny, of course.
spankerchi+
on Dead Not Dead Very Dead Dying: Somebody has to be+
sunny77
on Dead Not Dead Very Dead Dying: http://www.youtube.c+
dragonstaf+
on Spanky's Pic Place: Hmmm, I have a+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: If I could only+
Dumbskull
sunny77
on Canadian Devil meep: ...and the+
BeachGoat
on Canadian Devil meep: beachgoat999E3o.jpg
JohnLenin
on Canadian Devil meep: According to Dante's+
sunny77
on Canadian Devil meep: haha, i love it+
HOBO
meep meep meep
StartRecor+
on Canadian Devil meep: Wait. that didnt+
StartRecor+
on Canadian Devil meep: maybe not in YOUR+
Dumbskull
on Canadian Devil meep: Angels (those still+
Dumbskull
on Beautifully Evil: the bendy hair+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Drunken Pig Fights Cow
Dumbskull
on Dead ebola patients resurect: No zombies for you,+
StartRecor+
on u put pitcures here: ![](http://images.da+
middle_age+
My fundament is being rendered asunder!
linkswarm
queue: New link: EFF suing the FBI regarding National Security Letters
sunny77
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: http://www.youtube.c+
sunny77
what b0bo said
HOBO
Dont be a meep
linkswarm
queue: New link: The End Of Saturday Morning Cartoons
spankerchi+
Diablo 3 kicks meep, btw.
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: bionicmyassN9Ath.jpg
spankerchi+
So meep'em. I got MYSELF something nice.
spankerchi+
Then I thought: Those meepsuckers took away practically ALL of our benefits over the last few years.
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