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47? get meeped!

or rather,

47? meep me!

shoop sperm incoming

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LOVE YOU MARF, HAPPY BIRTHDAY XXX

(also, this made me realise that I need much, much more practice with GIMP)

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Happy Birthday MARPH

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Who the meep is Marf? Oh, Hi Happy Birthday!

That's a lotta years for a woman to admit to, you wear them well.

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On second thought, I think he added 10 years to your age and the camera of course adds 10 pounds-TO YOUR meep!!

Perhaps I should ask not Who, but rather what, is a Marf.

please choose one

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If my math is right, Marf is a year younger than me...

a little retro Marf:

  • MstrLance
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hbd!

  • JohnLenin
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^beat me to it. : (((

HA! Marf is old!

Marf is milf Marf is hawt

DURP!

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That's just meep impressive.

47? Really?

You look to be in your 30s.

Good job, Marf. Good job.

At this rate, you'll have people shopping meeps ontaya well into your 70s.

  • shitbox
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Happy birthday Marf-hole. U look 31. All that depleted uranium-laden semen your hubby spews must have age defying properties.

Bottle it.....and sell some to Dumbskull.

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meep! MILF Marquise Marf!

Happy birthday, full-on gorgeoumeepy !

  • vasudeva
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Sorry boys, I messed up the title. It's supposed to read 77. Sorry Marf. Happy birthday. Again, you appear to be in your '30s, which is amazing for someone who is 77.

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dent: that's how bleached it really turned out at first. Man that pic is old. That was when menopause kicked in about 23 years ago, and I was all bummed out and trying to re-invent myself into something 'cute'.

phlebas: Thnx. You're nice. I should introduce you to my great-granddaughter.

Vlad: U Suk.

MstrLance: I wish that shirt were real. Before, all I could see in this pic was that huge glowing orb of doom, but now I can't stop staring at my meep.

Dagwood: No need to worry about who I am. Your avatar is what I really look like.

Thnx, everyone! (^_^)

`

Best wishes fellow Ox!

  • Heather
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Happy Birthday you saucy minx.

Drool

Forty-seven? Wow.

  • Wotak
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Not 47 pic.

I have seen 47 from many angles and this is not it.

Habby B day, old lady.

  • Dumbskull
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Dahling, I've got to tell you something, and I don't say this to everybody, you look mahvelous. Absolutely mahvelous!

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Not bad looking for 74. Happy B-Day Marf.

Wow, can I nestle my face twix your nether regions and sniff the baby powder? Happy b'day.

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sunny77
more bothersome is an alleged male with a higher pitched voice than mine blathering on about disney movies in broken english
spankerchi+
Then you get a call from your bank and it's like: "Somebody tried to use your card in China." ...so suddenly you have to transition back into your normal voice?
spankerchi+
Hey, have you ever gotten so sick of telemarketer calls that you started using a "retard" voice?
sunny77
no one does frans like frans (i know who frans is! [not telling])
LOki
on Whale Poops on Divers: ![](http://s.linkswa+
BeachGoat
StartRecor+
FRANS SITS meepING SILENTLY STARING AT THE SCREENS...WAITING FOR RECIEVAL OR RELEASE OF meepUAL ANGER
StartRecor+
on The Rise of the Phoenix: yuo can say that+
spankerchi+
on The Rise of the Phoenix: Ah. Point taken.
spankerchi+
on The Rise of the Phoenix: Ah. Point taken.
dragonstaf+
on The Rise of the Phoenix: [@spankerchief](http+
BeachGoat
on The Rise of the Phoenix: Nicely Done!
spankerchi+
on The Rise of the Phoenix: Fantastic work, man.+
StartRecor+
Getting to be a meep is probably the best thing about getting old. no?
Pepper
I am a meep. Getting old sucks.
StartRecor+
on The Rise of the Phoenix: great job!
sunny77
linkswarm jumped the shark long ago but i'm not going to discourage certain swimmers from flailing about
dragonstaf+
on The Rise of the Phoenix: This project is+
sunny77
HAHAHA
HOBO
Ocelot
linkswarm
queue: New link: Whale Poops on Divers
StartRecor+
Jesus loves you anyway
meepbox
meep the world, meep a meep, meep these haters, get rich.
linkswarm
queue: New link: WE NEED TO REGULATE CARS THE WAY WE REGULATE GUNS
LOki
DS? sunny? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83ynTVMxPlQ
LOki
LULZ1
sunny77
linkswarm.com: where the non-elite make passive aggressive comments towards the financially stable
sunny77
yeah. its called the fbi
BeachGoat
Hoarders, not Swarmers. Although I am both.
BeachGoat
Isn't there a point that they can just burn them out like a leper pit?
sunny77
linkswarm.com: all time low
middle_age+
Hoarders : Buried Alive. Celebrity Edition. Mark my words.
BeachGoat
Thick Black Beer.
StartRecor+
Blaspheme! No Zin? No Cab? No Bordeaux?
sunny77
meeping rude
spankerchi+
So sayeth THE LORD.
spankerchi+
...then there will be two minutes of rest before laying into the divine body with a nice salad and maybe some garlic bread.
spankerchi+
...at which point though shalt add 2 tbspns of holy meeper and flip/marinade Him for another two minutes...
spankerchi+
...pan-fried (after the oil in the skillet starts to smoke a little) for 6 minutes, flipping the almighty every minute for a good initial caramelization...
spankerchi+
god is a well-marbled ribeye generously coated with salt and cracked pepper...
StartRecor+
Blessed is the man who remains steadfast under trial, for when he has stood the test he will receive the crown of life, which God has promised to those who love him.
HOBO
The meep has been slung
linkswarm
queue: New link: World Leaders On The Loo
sunny77
no
StartRecor+
Hi. Can I talk with you for a few minutes about Jesus Christ?
linkswarm
queue: New link: Serial Killer Cop Jailed For Murdering 22 Women
sunny77
bye
BeachGoat
Monkey meepskin walrus snot. I've had enough today.
BeachGoat
Pig loses to Thor on a Goat
meepbox
FTWORLD
sunny77
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: http://www.youtube.c+
BeachGoat
Wait until you're an old man, Sunnypie
linkswarm
queue: New link: There is more to Fight Club than meets the eye.
sunny77
you meep freaks
spankerchi+
Also waiting for test results from le heart exam and bloodwork.
spankerchi+
Gonna have to take a raincheck Goat. I'm still sick from spending all of Christmas and New-Year's in a house with no heat.
BeachGoat
As long as I can steam crab legs and melt meeper, I can find the scampi.
middle_age+
Too bad about steak and meep day.
BeachGoat
I wish it was. That's about all the action I'm getting in these senior years.
StartRecor+
Is "pet a baby goat" a euphemism?
sunny77
on Shouldn't have bought that PS4: you aren't meant to+
BeachGoat
You can still come pet a baby goat, Spanky. They went from kitten to terrier, but they're still cuteness therapy.
meepbox
on Shouldn't have bought that PS4: I don't understand.
sunny77
(:
spankerchi+
Ahh, THAT'S what I like about you sunny77; that was an emo chick move I just pulled. (meeping and not giving any details) Irritating, innit?
sunny77
on u put pitcures here: ![](http://fc08.devi+
sunny77
someone call the wambulance
spankerchi+
Not HORRIBLE.(Nobody's dead) But pretty fukkin BAD.
spankerchi+
This week was BAD.
sunny77
someone, somewhere is playing the worlds most imaginary violin
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