Kittens Used As Shark Bait (Video)

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i know who I'M using for fishbait next time i go out there

not watching, NOT COOL!

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Republicans.

Now, if it were little yappy dogs that I generally describe as not real dogs and 'wouldn't make good shark bait,' then I'm in.

Take the time to catch your own live bait.

Dog fishing is an age old sport dedicated to the reckless pursuit of adolescent fun. Like most such pasttimes, it is both illegal and immoral, but what the meep, you only live once, right? There are several variations of dog fishing:

Trawling, i.e. fishing from the back of a moving vehicle, popular with those whose parents bought them pickup trucks

Escarpment, or fishing from the top of a hill, cliff, or house.

Catch and Release, or 'lamer!' fishing

Spear, or harpoon, fishing, not for the faint of heart

12 Gauge, or firearm, fishing; Note that this can be done with a wide variety of firearms, shotguns simply being the most readily available.

The basic equipment required for dog fishing includes a stout pole (shovel handles work quite well), strong, thin rope, a medium sized 'hook' (you will probably have to rework and existing hook to make it sharp enough), and bait. Cut up slabs of bacon reputedly work quite well. You will probably also need a friend or two to help reel in the catch, especially when trawling.

You should start off fishing for smaller dogs: Bait your hook with bacon, and, depending on the form of dog fishing you are engagd in, find a good dog to tempt. Never let them get the bait on the first try. Unlike in 'normal' fishing, where you can scare off the fish, dogs simply become more eager the longer you tease them, and you also want to wear them out before you actually catch them. Once caught, reel them in and bash them in the head with the pole, or another handy object, like a ball-peen hammer. Or just blast them with a shotgun or other firearm, if that's your fancy.

An often overlooked aspect of dog fishing is the selection of dog. You must be careful what kind of dog you catch, and especially, what neighborhood you catch it in. Lower middle class neighborhoods are usually the best, due to the prevalence of mid sized 'family' dogs, and the lack of preponderance of firepower (shotgun fishing excepted). Upper class neighborhoods typically have smaller dogs (go figure), and are also better patrolled by police. Lower class neighborhoods often have larger breeds of dog, including those trained to attack, as well as a high density of well armed individuals.

The most valued breed of dog to the dog fisherman (or woman) is the Golden Retriever. These vermin of the suburbs are a bane to all who would dwell in dark and brooding thoughts while smoking opium-laced cloves under the streetlamps in the middle of the night. And people with pools. Have you ever tried to get 15 wet, frolicking golden retrievers out of a pool? It's a mess, and as soon as you get one out and go to get another one, the first one jumps back in! Then you have to clean the hair out of the filters, backwash the whole thing, and dump in a bunch of shock to boot. They used to do this every summer, all the time! But I showed them, I had my revenge...

A favorite of the catch and release school is the Border Collie, which, unlike most breeds, you do not need either bait or a hook for. Just tie a tennis ball to the end of your pole, and you will catch all the border collies you could ever wish. This technique also works well on shelties, german shepherds, and Lindsay Davenport.

Safety and dog fishing: There are many different ideas on how to dog fish safely, from attaching seatbelts to the back of the pickup truck, to thouroughly cooking your catch, but one often overlooked point is what to do if you are attacked by the dog. It is for this reason that I recommend carrying a ball of ground beef with a lump of peanut meeper in the middle, and throwing it at the dog if it attacks. This will gum up their mouth, and give you time to escape while it frantically tries to get the peanut meeper off the roof of it's mouth. It's funny to watch, too, so make sure you bring your camera!

I was going to comment but BeachGoat used up all the meeping words.

plz go ahead, you have 239 characters left-In this lifetime

LMAO. saveourcatsfromfishermen.com ASAP.

Might I suggest dogfishing using the meep and meep of marlin fishermen for bait?

take that PETA.

You need to close this thread immediately.

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meep this...

Cat eats fish, fish eats cat.

Circle of life, man.

I can haz death now?

It's on the internetz so it gots ta be real !!

All the shots of the cats are filmed in fresh water with the land in view or a wet cat in a 5 gal bucket. All the clips of big game fishing are older and not of the same film quality. There is no way a marlin or tarpon would hit a kitten, a shark might if they were soaked in fish oil or bleeding but I think your surface swimming time of a bleeding kitten would be pretty short, ie not a good bait.