Majel Barrett Roddenberry Dead

This is Ground Control to Majel Roddenberry You've really made the grade And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare

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MAJE LOOK!!!

Oh, that chick.

For everyone else who isn't on a real-name basis with secondary (tertiary?) characters from the Star Trek universe.

Typical 60s era meep. I'd meep her.

Its sad, slowly watching all those people you grew up watching passing away. I simply loved the character she brought to life in STNG.

I particularly enjoyed her portrayal of Lwaxanna Troy. Remember the time she almost seduced Comander Riker? OH MY! It almost makes you long for some type of pornographic item-like-thing that shoots powerful beams of light at you. Of course these beams of light would turn you into your favorite STNG character. OR BETTER YET, THE BEAM OF LIGHT TRANSPORTS YOU TO THE HOLODECK WHERE YOU CAN LIVE FOREVER AND meep ALL THE STAR TREK OUTERWORLD meepS YOU EVER WANTED...

Who else has some input along these lines? Like STNG fantasy ideas or what not.

In praise of the lwaxana troy character, when she was upset I became distinctly uncomfortable, as if she was my scary mother-in-law.

And who can forget that voice. That flat, passionless, voice.

meeping nerds

I'd crawl up her jeffrey's tube.

My nacelles are hard.

I'll take Deanna Troi any day 'o the week.

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You guys are aware that Betazoids can communicate telepathically and sense the emotions of other beings. Technically, Deanna Troi is only half Betazoid. Anyway, if I were participating in a Betazoid scenerio on the holodeck I'd disable their empathic superpowers.

I wouldn't. I would want to her to know how much I wanna put it her meep chute. Her being an Empath, this would in turn make her want me to stick it in her meep chute.

win/win

So I'm assuming, in your scenario you'd be playing the role of her husband Commander Riker? If that's the case your empath enabled fantasy sequence would play out perfectly.

In my case, I would rather she didn't see my meep coming. I would most likely assume the role of a Borg or Cardasian. I would win her over with my love making abilities and not my emotions.

Where the meep is solion to back me up on this?

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If I lived on the Enterprise, every day would find me swabbing my semen-spooge off the floor of the Holodeck ... those three way fantasies, involving me, a Gorn, and Uhura would allow release every time.

Wanna tell me what your hot, meepy Holodeck fantasy would be? Call 900-EAT-KIRK.

I get it now. Tantrum is the rapist, while I am the needy fetishist.

Ok, make it so..

NOW WAIT A meepING MINUTE

A Borg sure as meep don't have hot lovin in mind. They are only interested in high score on Pong.

If I lived on the Enterprise, every day would find me swabbing my semen-spooge off the floor of the Holodeck ... those three way fantasies, involving me, a Gorn, and Uhura would allow release every time. Wanna tell me what your hot, meepy Holodeck fantasy would be? Call 900-EAT-KIRK.

The holodeck was not in operation pre-STNG, my friend. Sorry, just keepin' it real.

Can I just say how much LS has rawked today.

I am an huge smiley emoticon, or whatnot.

NOW WAIT A meepING MINUTE A Borg sure as meep don't have hot lovin in mind. They are only interested in high score on Pong.

Not entirely accurate. Case in point: the Borg Queen.

She wanted to meep the stuffing out of Data before he destroyed her. So in my fantasy I'd be somewhat of a Borg King-like fellow. Come to think of it, some Borg on Borg action sounds intriguing.

You win. Who didn't want meep the stuffing out of Data? After all, he was fully functional.

You win.

No way, man. When we can have a frank and stimulating discussion about Star Trek, everyone wins.

I'm not that into chicks with black skin.

I'd meep her.

Captain Janeway takes me to Warp Factor 10 inches

I want to sit in a hot tub full of Odo from DS9.

I've always had an aversion to women with eyes like a shark. She wore those black contacts on the STNG show...muy creepy expressionless eyes. On the original series I always figured she was banging Doc McCoy on the side.

oh my lol.

you meepgots who the meep is this

tantrum,

You are right sir, I caused a temporal shift in the Star Trek canon with the description of my HOT Trek-meep encounters. What I failed to mention is that Uhura and the Gorn were holograms in my fantasy, so they didn't actually exist in my time. I hope this explanation has sealed the rupture in the time-space continuum.

This explanation is much more plausible and provides vision we can work with.

qaStaH nuq?

I've always been attracted to the whale from The Voyage Home...

Chex-You prolly know her as this meep Still ded