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  • dre
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The Cowboy Code

Like the Ten Commandments, only for Cowboys.

Decider: LORDKAHUNA

DeJeR mepharph

casmhar not for me, but ok i guess

Etain OMG...flashback to the 50's!

nocal meepgy as meep

JohnLenin A cowboy respects his womanhood

dragonstaff

dre

Wotak I just can't do it...

ghostrider

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GrapeApe all these rules are why they are all dead.

LORDKAHUNA LOL, we need to write our own code

A linkswarmer only posts meeps if they are black:

  • Wotak
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There is only one meep in that photo. The other nigro is just getting a hummer.

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Nothing in there about eating pudding and exploring their meepuality

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  • Wotak
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This meep is going in the wrong direction, um.

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Thanks for the milky meep, Huna. My kinda gurl.

srsly

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Bigger is better...

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Totally worth it just for the milky meep. Thanks Wotak.

  • Wotak
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Thank, the Kahuna.

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Here's a cowgirl I'd like to milk.

Ghostrider-I knew that was comin Wotak-That's just wrong, guess I'm not the only one here who likes it graphic.

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Thank you, LORD KAHUNA!

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Dagwood: Is that a Gateway Box?

LORDKAHUNA

One word

One World

One Love

  • Wotak
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One internet scouring machine

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Sorry, thank you LO RD KA HU NA !

I can only write in crypto-pairs.

Not really. Here I am dancing with someone's mom.

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Gigantic image comment thread warning.

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srsly?!!!!

Now you get milky meep and depravity and meep, EAT IT UP! alt text alt text alt text alt text alt text alt text alt text

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE, I DRINK IT UP :sluuuuuuuuuurp:

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Wow, that's like some weird-meep aversion therapy. But I'm still hot for the milky meep, LORDKAHUNA.... so, Fail.

  • Wotak
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The NIGHTMARES! THEY WON'T LEAVE MY HEAD!

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C'mon, I think this is 'shopped. Due to the pixels, and I've seen a lot of 'shops in my day.

I mean, look at the guys foot. It's almost WHITE!

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I hope my wife never see's this photograph.

I hope Fark gets their boy back.

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What's Fark?

When the road and your eyes meet at a perfect horizon of hope and knowledge. Some call it the wheel of spin, but around these parts we just call it cheese. Sit down and enjoy the short wait while we prepare for your wonderful adventure.

This destruct will self-message in 5..4..3..2.. ..

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Can I finish my Microwave Pizza Rolls first?

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MMmmmm. Microwave pizza rolls. Now with 100% more enormous black meep!

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GaymeepCSI: So, Mr. Ghostrider, you seem to be intimating that you have some knowledge of this fArk.com? Mmmm?'

Ghostrider: Nossir, I didn't mean to,'

GaymeepCSI: Well, then how could you have knowledge of this cliche without having knowledge of the site?'

Ghostrider: I don't know.... sir, it was so dark, and they were so BIG!'

GaymeepMiamiCSI: I'll bet they were, Mr. Ghostrider. I'll bet they were.'

Ghostrider: Say, how come you guys get to question perps and meep?'

MiamiGaymeepCSISunglasses: Mmmm?'

Ghostrider: I mean, you guy's aren't even really cops... you're like scientists and technicians and meep.'

SunglassesDarkSuitRedHAirCSIGuy: Well....'

Ghostrider: So, yeah, I read Fark, so I know when a guy is going for the cheap laugh, but you, don't EVEN have the authority to question me, do you?'

CSI: Um, no, not really. I can't even carry a gun. But I do have a nice van. and some ziplock bags. Would you care to examine this sperm sample?'

Ghostrider: Dre, just stop... this has gone on too long.

YEAHHHHHHH!

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Oh, FARK! I remember now!

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Wotak: A picture is worth a thousand sperms.

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It's a giant cowboy meep, get it? Get it? lol

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I don't see no hat, mothermeeper.

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Mmmm GayPizzaWotakRolls. Now with 100% more Cowboy meep.

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Are we done?

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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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UR ALL meepGOTTS

STOP OSTING

F U meep

U ARE CLOGGING UP THE TALKGIN meep PAGE WITH YR FUKENG VERBAL CACA

p.s. kill urselfs meepholes

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lol j/k i love when you gents talk ^__^

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^'specially 'bout the meep stuff.

'i will drive a big truck and be a meep. oh, and you are a meepgot if you can't ride a horse. god bless america.'

meep.

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THREAD WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT!!

A++

Would read again.

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NSFW

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Dre, is that Ted Haggard I see dancing behind you? (Left hand, Snow White, Right index, boys meep?)

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Actually; I kinda DO.
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I never bailed. I'm always lurking. Hard to chime in on the Dad-Bro circle. And if you compare me to dagwood again I'll rape your soul.
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meep you JL. You bailed.You're just like Dagwood.
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It was his rock hall acceptance speech. Its seemingly only on HBO.
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