The Cowboy Code
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spod
The Soul Rapers, great band!
bobacus
I knew I could get a rise out of you.
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: "E-coli has over 9+
spankerchi+
Actually; I kinda DO.
MstrLance
You'll all sleep better knowing that JL is silently watching.
JohnLenin
I never bailed. I'm always lurking. Hard to chime in on the Dad-Bro circle. And if you compare me to dagwood again I'll rape your soul.
Cryogeneri+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: While I can't prove+
bobacus
meep you JL. You bailed.You're just like Dagwood.
bobacus
By a state or two.
spod
on Bachmann urges 'spiritual warfare' to impose religious values on government: She is acting on+
dragonstaf+
Hey Bobacus, sound off if the twister missed you.
dragonstaf+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: "Actually, as I am+
JohnLenin
I'd like to cash in all of my unused textwar credits to ban everyone from this webbed establishment
meeproach
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@tesco](http://www.+
spankerchi+
textwarred tesco until 2013-05-27 22:12:35
tesco
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: My shop is in+
tesco
on Why Is It So Hard To Quit Smoking?: Next they will want+
tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: La Cucaracha You can+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Adios Ray Manzarek
bobacus
It was his rock hall acceptance speech. Its seemingly only on HBO.
dragonstaf+
Link?
bobacus
I want to give the award for the best speech, ever, to Alex Lifeson. I think he found Ozzy's dealer.
Danny_Infe+
LINK: Depression Part Two
Danny_Infe+
linkswarm
queue: New link: French theme park with giant mechanical animals
StartRecor+
Context is everything. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaGKxAgCguU
StartRecor+
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
StartRecor+
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
StartRecor+
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
StartRecor+
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
Danny_Infe+
spankerchi+
meepbox
RIP http://www.lolserver.net/ like 6 months ago. :(
BeachGoat
on Why Is It So Hard To Quit Smoking?: We calculated the+
dragonstaf+
Bob Welch is DED by a shot to his own chest.
linkswarm
queue: New link: meep Trickle is Ded by a shot to his own head.
dragonstaf+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: [@StartRecordingNow]+
StartRecor+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: ALSO people like me?+
StartRecor+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: and without the+
StartRecor+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: _A pistol makes a+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Instagram blunder helps ID alleged thief
meeproach
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@tesco](http://www.+
spankerchi+
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: Oh, DO tell us+
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: Genetic changes+
tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@meeproach](http://+
tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@meeproach](http://+
meeproach
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@tesco](http://www.+
tesco
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: [@StartRecordingNow]+
tesco
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: Spankerchief. I am+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Bakersfield police beat suspect to death, then seize cell phones of witnesses.(Alledgedly erasing one video)
StartRecor+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: Learned a new word+
MstrLance
We called them meep Floss.
BeachGoat
We called them Wrist Rockets in my day
StartRecor+
i got me one of them thongs. i'll post a pic later.
meeproach
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@tesco](http://www.+
HOBO
http://www.cafepress.com/+classic_thong,5384613
Cryogeneri+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: What if you live+
spod
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: http://www.youtube.c+
linkswarm
queue: New link: World's Largest Rubber Duckie Assassinated
linkswarm
queue: New link: Depression Part Two
linkswarm
queue: New link: Tried To Have meep With Hornet's Nest - Death
linkswarm
queue: New link: Interview With Charlie Watts
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: Loki, your+
spankerchi+
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: Blah blah (made up+
spankerchi+
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: I have a GOOD+
spankerchi+
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: You seem to have+
spankerchi+
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: How old are you+
tesco
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: Beach, men tend to+
tesco
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: Hoplophobes have a+
tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: Loki, your+
LOki
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: "Pressure-cookers+
StartRecor+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: I keep my pressure+
LOki
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: Entirely reasonable.+




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A linkswarmer only posts meeps if they are black:
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There is only one meep in that photo. The other nigro is just getting a hummer.
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Nothing in there about eating pudding and exploring their meepuality
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This meep is going in the wrong direction, um.
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Thanks for the milky meep, Huna. My kinda gurl.
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srsly
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Bigger is better...
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Totally worth it just for the milky meep. Thanks Wotak.
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Thank, the Kahuna.
Dec16 '08
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Here's a cowgirl I'd like to milk.
Ghostrider-I knew that was comin Wotak-That's just wrong, guess I'm not the only one here who likes it graphic.
Dec16 '08
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Thank you, LORD KAHUNA!
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Dagwood: Is that a Gateway Box?
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LORDKAHUNA
One word
One World
One Love
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One internet scouring machine
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Sorry, thank you LO RD KA HU NA !
I can only write in crypto-pairs.
Not really. Here I am dancing with someone's mom.
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Gigantic image comment thread warning.
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srsly?!!!!
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I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE, I DRINK IT UP :sluuuuuuuuuurp:
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Wow, that's like some weird-meep aversion therapy. But I'm still hot for the milky meep, LORDKAHUNA.... so, Fail.
Dec16 '08
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The NIGHTMARES! THEY WON'T LEAVE MY HEAD!
Dec16 '08
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C'mon, I think this is 'shopped. Due to the pixels, and I've seen a lot of 'shops in my day.
I mean, look at the guys foot. It's almost WHITE!
Dec16 '08
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I hope my wife never see's this photograph.
Dec16 '08
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I hope Fark gets their boy back.
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What's Fark?
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When the road and your eyes meet at a perfect horizon of hope and knowledge. Some call it the wheel of spin, but around these parts we just call it cheese. Sit down and enjoy the short wait while we prepare for your wonderful adventure.
Dec16 '08
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This destruct will self-message in 5..4..3..2.. ..
Dec16 '08
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Can I finish my Microwave Pizza Rolls first?
Dec16 '08
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MMmmmm. Microwave pizza rolls. Now with 100% more enormous black meep!
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GaymeepCSI: So, Mr. Ghostrider, you seem to be intimating that you have some knowledge of this fArk.com? Mmmm?'
Ghostrider: Nossir, I didn't mean to,'
GaymeepCSI: Well, then how could you have knowledge of this cliche without having knowledge of the site?'
Ghostrider: I don't know.... sir, it was so dark, and they were so BIG!'
GaymeepMiamiCSI: I'll bet they were, Mr. Ghostrider. I'll bet they were.'
Ghostrider: Say, how come you guys get to question perps and meep?'
MiamiGaymeepCSISunglasses: Mmmm?'
Ghostrider: I mean, you guy's aren't even really cops... you're like scientists and technicians and meep.'
SunglassesDarkSuitRedHAirCSIGuy: Well....'
Ghostrider: So, yeah, I read Fark, so I know when a guy is going for the cheap laugh, but you, don't EVEN have the authority to question me, do you?'
CSI: Um, no, not really. I can't even carry a gun. But I do have a nice van. and some ziplock bags. Would you care to examine this sperm sample?'
Ghostrider: Dre, just stop... this has gone on too long.
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Oh, FARK! I remember now!
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Wotak: A picture is worth a thousand sperms.
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It's a giant cowboy meep, get it? Get it? lol
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I don't see no hat, mothermeeper.
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Mmmm GayPizzaWotakRolls. Now with 100% more Cowboy meep.
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Are we done?
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Dec16 '08
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UR ALL meepGOTTS
STOP OSTING
F U meep
U ARE CLOGGING UP THE TALKGIN meep PAGE WITH YR FUKENG VERBAL CACA
p.s. kill urselfs meepholes
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lol j/k i love when you gents talk ^__^
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^'specially 'bout the meep stuff.
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'i will drive a big truck and be a meep. oh, and you are a meepgot if you can't ride a horse. god bless america.'
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meep.
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THREAD WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT!!
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A++
Would read again.
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NSFW
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Dre, is that Ted Haggard I see dancing behind you? (Left hand, Snow White, Right index, boys meep?)