The Dog Groomer From meep
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
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Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
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I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
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No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
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I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
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Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
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How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
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MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
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Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
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Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: THIS IS SPINAL CRACK+
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: [@LORDKAHUNA](http:/+
MstrLance
Hobbit bonar - check! Peter Jackson can direct any of my favorite books.
sunny77
so who's excited about that hobbit film coming out eventually?
meeproach
my pie hole is dripping.
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on Robin Gibb- DED: Nobody gets too much+
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My bran flakes have turned to mush.
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on How the Chicken Conquered the World: Wotak is too busy+
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on Queen Elizabeth II -- Panty Enthusiast Drops $18k on Used Bloomers: Do you wear them?+
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Sir Eaton Hogg hopes+
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: [Relevant](http://ww+
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LINK: Portraits gntiques
MstrLance
LINK: SpaceX gets it up
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LORDKAHUNA
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on urban kids in touch with nature: 1337746234575uPH.gif
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@ Spankerchief- Veet for Men.
BeachGoat
Pepper Did Dallas...now she's flyin' back to Rock with Her Goat
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on Dogs Shot by Police: Now how the fuk+
ThePanther
on internet k-hole: Heh a lot of+
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My meep is rippling
spankerchi+
New cream?
HOBO
My meep is no longer ripping
MstrLance
LINK: Dogs Shot by Police
nurglets
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on How the Chicken Conquered the World: wotak bait
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Onsite at a job - my window faces the roof of the Connecticut Post where a large population seagulls lives. We get to see them carry the rat carcasses by the window every now and then.
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MstrLance
Fowlhalla.
godevilliv+
Where the meep do you find a viking chicken?
MstrLance
on How the Chicken Conquered the World: warrior.jpg
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on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: anceint alens pls+
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He should have read the indestructions first.
bobacus
I said that.
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I feel compelled to like blue-collar types. Working class hero's - AmeriCANs - small business owners - living the dream.
It must be red-state brainwashing and even though I know that, I still have this bias to love them first. Until they do something wackadoodle.
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Hey, I'm all for doin your thang and hustlin' up some duckats. Them pooches look meeping meep, though. Kudo's to the 'arteest', WTF ARE YOU THINKING to the morons paying for their dogs to look like 'my little ponies' with a side of meep.
Dec01 '08
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The camel was decent, but that's about it.
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I would put down any dog made up like that.
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the peameep poodle was the final deciding factor....the groomer needs to be put down
Dec02 '08
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It almost seems like in the first pic, with the mushroom, and hippy meep , that it was a joke, then we see the light slowly fade from the groomers eyes as the madness begins to take its toll. I agree, she must be stopped,If I were hammered, the camel would probably be cool. As for the rest, Dynamite will be the salvation.
Dec02 '08
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Every one of those dogs is waiting for the moment when they get to maul-rape her.
Dec02 '08
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Its all the same poor meeping dog. It would take a year of maul rape. 'Cept Cindy is a girl dog, so maul-eat face would be appropriate, I think.
Dec02 '08
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Sometimes I make my cat wear a meep-plug.
a little wee cat meep-plug.
Dec02 '08
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i'm pretty sure it's all the same dog, unless there's multiple dogs with the same name.
Dec02 '08
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Next time I'll read through ALL the posts before being redundant.
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Sunny 77, utilizing scientific deduction and careful inference to produce... shame.
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meeproach Sometimes I make my cat wear a meep-plug. a little wee cat meep-plug.
Incidentally, this caused me to laugh like a mothermeeper.
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Tragedy can be hilarious. The Ninja Turtle killed me