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The End Of The World As You Know It.

Soon, the whole world will say 'eh?' , and 'aboot'

Decider: Dumbskull

HOBO

MstrLance Oh, Canada...

fuckuall

daisyraven

Wotak I'm ok with this.

Dumbskull

:FINGERTENTS:

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RESPECT!

Canadian whiskey tastes like a hockey player pissed in a bottle. I'm hoping you yellow-snow eaters will learn what bourbon is on your moose-ride south.

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*maplesyrupdanceparty*

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French Canadian chix!

will their bacon still be distinguished as 'Canadian' or will what I know as [regular] 'bacon' be called something different?

I hate canuck whiskey, but USA made our distillers fat and sleek during prohibition so the majority of you meeps must nub it.

WTF is 'Canadian' bacon?

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what the usians know as canadian bacon will become to them bacon. and what they held as bacon shall become freedom bacon. verily.

  • Wotak
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'Canadian' bacon as swallowed by USians, is best described as 10cm round processed ham slices (@~3-5mm), fried and served up with anyeggs.

The smoked strips ripped right from the pigs belly rule it right the meep out of mattering.

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Ever notice how 'Eh?' sounds so much less stunned that 'Huh?''

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Strangeness in a Strange Land

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Copyright 1997-2000?

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^ DO NOT QUESTION CANADA.

sob

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meep that meep mister, you wanted us and now we're yours. Please feed, house, clothe, love and give us medical care. We'll sing your song and mean it but only during hockey games. Deal?

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Retroactive absorption of the world.

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The United States of Canada. I like the ring of it. President Geddy Lee.

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