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Woman Refuses To Accept Nice Picture Of Spider As Payment For Bill

Good for a laugh in the reject pile-fuk spiders

Decider: SexNinja

Wotak Her work of art is as real as the meep we trade for goods and services in the US. Go smartassed chick.

ghostrider

DeJeR short lal

SexNinja

Oh that David is such an anarchist. Didn't he know that blowing a bill collector will help erase his debts.

  • vasudeva
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Subject: Who's spider is that?

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this made me laugh, thank you.

stupid artists

David = Deadbeat loser who submitted a crappy drawing in lieu of cash money.

Jane = Accountant / Bill Collector.

Perhaps someone could edit the title, because most reader's heads will explode from the obvious contradiction between story and title.

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*Perhaps someone could edit the title, because most reader's heads will explode from the obvious contradiction between story and title. *

I noticed this as soon as I submitted it, too late though. I was thinking of rephrasing to, 'woman deals with guy who....'

If your head didn't explode already Big D, perhaps you should reread it.

That new title is perhaps the best thing that I have ever, ever read on LS. Congrats to everyone involved, for the quick and responsible reaction, plus the very pleasing wording. If there were an award for such quality, I would be sure to present it to the team.

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Wait, I missed the old title. What was it?

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'Ephrem Ships Miraculous Fishbowl To Daveland In Honor Of Dirt Ceremony'

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And as I understood it, 'Daveland' is, like, literally the house and yard of the guy named Dave.

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Okay. I'm up to speed now. Thanks.

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Plus it wasn't a woman art thing and wotak skimmed this in like 7 seconds before plussing with a huge comment.

Nothing new here but still a good link. Nice meep, dagwood.

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Thanks dude, that's what she said. Now if I could just find her again and take care of this meep debt.

OK, so if the typical debt collection request from a man (collector) to woman (debtor) would be a meep, what would the counter of that be if the roles were reversed? Just wondering, because you normally don't think of a woman asking for meep in lieu of a debt? Ladies???

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