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Why Do So Many Evangelical Teens Get Pregnant?

...social conservatives in "red states" generally advocate abstinence-only education and denounce meep before marriage, but are relatively unruffled if a teen-ager becomes pregnant, as long as she doesn't choose to have an abortion.

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  • HOBO
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A repeat two days later. Plus the original post was submitted by Linkswarms Dark overlord which makes Lownotes doomed to a purgatory filled with meep fissures and pungent testicles.

Because they keep meeping.

  • Doob
  • Nov01 '08

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give the man a cigar

The girls know they will never be called on their stupid behavior. They'll get perks.

  • Lownotes
  • Nov01 '08

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Well...meep.

This is a new low for lownotes.

Because they spread their meep lips to God... letting his or anyone's love to flow in. How absolutely beautiful.

Catholic girls With a tiny little mustache Catholic girls Do you know how they go? Catholic girls In the rectory basement Father rileys a fairy But it dont bother mary Catholic girls At the cyo Catholic girls Do you know how they go? Catholic girls There can be no replacement How do they go, after the show?

Joe: All the way Thats the way they go Every day And none of their mamas ever seem to know Hip-hip-hooray For all the class they show Theres nothing like a catholic girl At the cyo When they learn to blow...

Father riley: Theyre learning to blow All the catholic boys!

With a tongue like a cow She could make you go wow!

Joe: Vd vowdy vootie Right away Thats the way they go Every day Whenever their mamas take them to a show Matinee Pass the popcorn please Theres nothing like a catholic girl With her hand in the box When shes on her knees

Larry: She was on her knees, My little catholic girl

Chorus: In a little white dress Catholic girls They never confess Catholic girls I got one for a cousin I love how they go So send me a dozen Catholic girls Ooooooh! Catholic girls Ooooooh!

  • JohnLenin
  • Nov02 '08

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Because they're hot and are forced to keep their rape babies.

  • dagwood
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Gittin' knocked up's the only way their fathers/pastors will leave them alone for a couple of months. Just love-starved girls crying out for attention.

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