Why Do So Many Evangelical Teens Get Pregnant?
...social conservatives in "red states" generally advocate abstinence-only education and denounce meep before marriage, but are relatively unruffled if a teen-ager becomes pregnant, as long as she doesn't choose to have an abortion.
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
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BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
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MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
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hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
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dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
linkswarm
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: THIS IS SPINAL CRACK+
linkswarm
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: [@LORDKAHUNA](http:/+
MstrLance
Hobbit bonar - check! Peter Jackson can direct any of my favorite books.
sunny77
so who's excited about that hobbit film coming out eventually?
meeproach
my pie hole is dripping.
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on Robin Gibb- DED: Nobody gets too much+
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My bran flakes have turned to mush.
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on How the Chicken Conquered the World: Wotak is too busy+
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on Queen Elizabeth II -- Panty Enthusiast Drops $18k on Used Bloomers: Do you wear them?+
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Sir Eaton Hogg hopes+
LORDKAHUNA
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: [Relevant](http://ww+
godevilliv+
LINK: Portraits gntiques
MstrLance
LINK: SpaceX gets it up
godevilliv+
godevilliv+
LORDKAHUNA
linkswarm
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sunny77
on urban kids in touch with nature: 1337746234575uPH.gif
dragonstaf+
@ Spankerchief- Veet for Men.
BeachGoat
Pepper Did Dallas...now she's flyin' back to Rock with Her Goat
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on Dogs Shot by Police: Now how the fuk+
ThePanther
on internet k-hole: Heh a lot of+
middle_age+
My meep is rippling
spankerchi+
New cream?
HOBO
My meep is no longer ripping
MstrLance
LINK: Dogs Shot by Police
nurglets
linkswarm
queue: New link: Queen Elizabeth II -- Panty Enthusiast Drops $18k on Used Bloomers
linkswarm
queue: New link: In Thailand, roasted fetuses found stashed in luggage
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on How the Chicken Conquered the World: wotak bait
StartRecor+
Onsite at a job - my window faces the roof of the Connecticut Post where a large population seagulls lives. We get to see them carry the rat carcasses by the window every now and then.
godevilliv+
on Amazon Customer Reviews: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme: No thanks, I'm not+
MstrLance
Fowlhalla.
godevilliv+
Where the meep do you find a viking chicken?
MstrLance
on How the Chicken Conquered the World: warrior.jpg
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godevilliv+
linkswarm
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sunny77
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: anceint alens pls+
flake
on Amazon Customer Reviews: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme: such a strange+
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MstrLance
He should have read the indestructions first.
bobacus
I said that.
bobacus
He didn't read the destructions.
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A repeat two days later. Plus the original post was submitted by Linkswarms Dark overlord which makes Lownotes doomed to a purgatory filled with meep fissures and pungent testicles.
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Because they keep meeping.
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give the man a cigar
Nov01 '08
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The girls know they will never be called on their stupid behavior. They'll get perks.
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Well...meep.
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This is a new low for lownotes.
Nov02 '08
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Because they spread their meep lips to God... letting his or anyone's love to flow in. How absolutely beautiful.
Nov02 '08
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Catholic girls With a tiny little mustache Catholic girls Do you know how they go? Catholic girls In the rectory basement Father rileys a fairy But it dont bother mary Catholic girls At the cyo Catholic girls Do you know how they go? Catholic girls There can be no replacement How do they go, after the show?
Joe: All the way Thats the way they go Every day And none of their mamas ever seem to know Hip-hip-hooray For all the class they show Theres nothing like a catholic girl At the cyo When they learn to blow...
Father riley: Theyre learning to blow All the catholic boys!
With a tongue like a cow She could make you go wow!
Joe: Vd vowdy vootie Right away Thats the way they go Every day Whenever their mamas take them to a show Matinee Pass the popcorn please Theres nothing like a catholic girl With her hand in the box When shes on her knees
Larry: She was on her knees, My little catholic girl
Chorus: In a little white dress Catholic girls They never confess Catholic girls I got one for a cousin I love how they go So send me a dozen Catholic girls Ooooooh! Catholic girls Ooooooh!
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Because they're hot and are forced to keep their rape babies.
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Gittin' knocked up's the only way their fathers/pastors will leave them alone for a couple of months. Just love-starved girls crying out for attention.