Full Auto Uzi + 8 Y/o Boy = Death

Clearly the framers intended for 8 year olds to be able to fire 600 rounds per minute...

Decider: nocal

fastlane

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casmhar idiots

shitbox lol

frankenphrog Brilliant.

JohnLenin already been done to death. Thanks though.

nocal lol. loki cries more rand-tears

Clearly the framers intended for a bunch of anti-gun pinko meepgots to meep up my internet.

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meep, shouldn't put those kind of weapons in Yankees hands.

Too bad for the kid and his family.

  • Wrecker

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Connecticut is trying to find someone to charge in this. At the moment, the instructor appears to be the best candidate.

To be completely honest, I was surprised to hear that a gun show was even allowed in the People's Republic of Massachusetts.

think about THAT for a minute. Full Auto in Mass. Remind me again why gun nuts don't like liberals?

I love when the gears of natural selection grind the weak and defective into meat waste.

  • JohnLenin

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The kid did this on purpose to push his leftist agenda.

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  • Heather

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I don't know why I am constantly amazed at how heartless you can be.

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My meep gently weeps.

  • LOki

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I don't know why I am constantly amazed at how heartless you can be.

Shot through the heart, and you're to blame, you give love a bad name. (bad name)

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:WICKED SOLO:

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I don't know why I am constantly amazed at how heartless you can be.

I'm not sure I understand why you are either.

PROTIP: Idiots who let their 8 YO's play with automatic weapons are 99% more likely to end up with dead 8 YO's.

YO!

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YOS

Count/Pointercount

I think more kids should play with guns. I think there should be 'Bring Your Gun To See A Movie' matinees at yer local Marcus. I was only allowed to carry a BB gun on deer hunts until I was 12, now I am a semi-functional emotional cripple. Let this be an lesson. Do not deny firearms to the shorties.

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Poor kid. I wonder what the last thing to go through his mind was.

I'll bet it was 'meep, Israel makes some fine weaponry'.

CHA-CHING!

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'I'll bet it was 'meep, Israel makes some fine weaponry'.'

Nope, try again.

Poor kid. I wonder what the last thing to go through his mind was.

A bullet.

hoyaguru: Nope, try again.

No, you meeping meepgot, I'm right.

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A bullet.

That's the one.

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I hope you're pushing your stupid meep joke for the sake of meep joke irony. You meep.

If this happens to their next 8yr old they will have learned nothing.

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I don't understand how this happened. There WAS adult supervision.

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