Why The United States Has A Drug Problem

spod: 'Information that the government and the prison industrial complex do not want us to know.'

You were high as meep when you 'read' this, right?

BULLmeep: 'Our children are not stupid, but they are inquisitive. When they consume cannabis for the first time they realize almost immediately that they have been lied to. Once this lie is exposed then they begin to question everything that we tell them, as they should, since we have lied to them.'

The second paragraph made me throw up in my mouth a little. Do you even understand that there are a meepLOAD of people in the world that don't do drugs or even want to do drugs?

Did it even occure to the meepter of this meep that many of us don't include drugs in our daily life and therefore neither do our children?

Do the vomiters of this sauce actually believe that smoking dope is akin to being free?

This ancient argument makes me sick every time I see it regurgitated in YABSS.

BULLmeep: 'The first step in eliminating Americas drug problem is by removing cannabis as a Schedule I substance. The solution is simple; the only question is, if the will of the people exists to make the necessary changes.'

meep, are you kidding me? You mean that removing drug peddling commercials from prime-time TV won't do the trick? We actually have to embrace the leaf and get right with mother herb first?

BULLmeep: 4 YOUTUBES

meep you, stoner.

Unfortunately, by placing cannabis in the Schedule I category, we immediately direct them to the other substances that have been placed in that category such as Heroin and Meth..

Fail.

The meth heads I grew up around could care less about herb, and the hopheads could care less about meth and booze. I tried most drugs, and only kept the one or two or five I really liked. I don't recall ever looking up what class or schedule they were under.

Also, I play guitar.

'spod: 'Information that the government and the prison industrial complex do not want us to know.'

You were high as meep when you 'read' this, right?'

Nope, just copied and pasted from the article.

'meep you, stoner.'

Thanks for sucking my meep bonehead.

the bj ain't meep unless'un yer grateful fer it

Dude, the thought of you imagining an old, ugly, bald man sucking your meep is not kosher.

sucking meep was an unfortunate combination of words...as I am also old and semi bald I now have the mental image of lemonparty

*BULLmeep: 4 YOUTUBES meep you, stoner.

I notice that in your clear headerd, drug free metal state, you mistook 5 Google videos for 4 Youtubes.

Have you considered working for the narcotics squad in your area?

calling BULLmeep always wins and ends It! Indubitable argument of the informed meep bag.

All stoners, rally on this point, ASAP!

Haha wotak. I care about children too.

meep, my covers blown already.

I kept trying to read this article but I couldn't focus man. Too many words. Couldn't they just draw a pretty picture with lots of colors? I like colors...

I'm hungry...

^ yeah, 7 short paragraphs and 5 YOUTUBES is much to much for the average stoner to actually follow.

This does not surprise me in the least.

I'm glad booze isn't illegal. As annoying as the weepy and annoying, slightly retarded pot smoking crowd is, I can only imagine how meeping annoying an average alcoholic would be if his drug wasn't available at the corner store.

You see, I'm an optimist. This glass is half full.

I'm pretty sure people smoke pot because it makes them feel good. If we made it legal, more people would definately use it. However, making drugs legal would reduce the money crime syndicates and gangs have. Either situation seems like it has its benefits. Whatever works the best; we should try both.

Im sorry I missed this one; the legalization of marijuana will be the end of dissent in america, it is the orwellian super narcotic; benign but ultimately destructive of the memory, thus compromising our collective reality

You're assuming everyone in the US smokes it.

I never have, and if it was made legal I doubt I would.

w00t to that SNMD.

the orwellian super narcotic; benign but ultimately destructive of the memory, thus compromising our collective reality

Oh jumbo-meep. Do you ever read this meep before you click Submit?

' Im sorry I missed this one; the legalization of marijuana will be the end of dissent in america, it is the orwellian super narcotic; benign but ultimately destructive of the memory, thus compromising our collective reality'

meep Sugarslim, you are off your game. You forgot to mention the imminent weaponization of something...