Sarah Palin's Pentacostal Pastor: Bush Critics Will Burn In meep, No Heaven For Kerry Voters
Pastor Kalnins has also preached that critics of President Bush will be banished to meep; questioned whether people who voted for Sen. John Kerry in 2004 would be accepted to heaven; charged that the 9/11 terrorist attacks and war in Iraq were part of a war 'contending for your faith;' and said that Jesus 'operated from that position of war mode.'
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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
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And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
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Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
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Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
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BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
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BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
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M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
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MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
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Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
BeachGoat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
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I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
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Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
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middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
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Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
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BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
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I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
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http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
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MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
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dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.




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Gee, the GOP is using the 'pandering to the far right' tactic?
Never saw that coming.
Stay tuned for GUNS and GAYS.
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2004 Redux
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Yea, Vasu, this will really get people to hate Palin.
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What?
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Wasn't Obama's pastor just as crazy?
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Just as crazy, probably, though in a direction that doesn't have much chance of affecting me directly.
As far as I know, Obama hasn't displayed any interest in legislating what his pastor teaches. On the other hand, Palin has...
pursued banning books that contained bad language
advocated teaching creationism in schools
backed abstinence-only education
called for prayer to obtain gas pipelines and to help in Iraq, which she called a 'task that is from god'
And Obama made a show of denouncing that pastor. Palin is cheek-to-jowl with hers.
From that pentcostal church's website...
McCain, if elected, could die any minute, leaving a book-burning creationist as our leader.
At least Bush's zealotry was phony. This chick looks like a real old-school holy roller.
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Oooo, we can have a pastor-2-pastor ultimate fighting championship.
Will they be invited to the debates?
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Yeah Rebel! Who cares about books, science , and the environment anyways....?
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OK, yes she does sound looney now that you mention it. I never like books much though (or the enviornment)
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Much thought has been put into my decision to vote for Obama, and one of the main factors is that the extreme elements of the Pubs scare me so, so much more than the worst of the worst of the Dems. In addition, the Pubs appear to have been consumed by the whackjob Pub Borg faction, leaving moderate voices like Specter just a whisper in the wind.
And honestly, for the first time in my life, I'm seriously considering where my wife and I would live (taking our talents and assets) other than the USA.... just the thought of the majority of Americans would support the Pubs gives me pause to consider where my country is headed, and its a place that I'm not interested in visiting.
Lastly, having both conventions on the TV/radio the past three weeks, and catching some of it while in other rooms (listening), I can't emphasize how scary the Pubs chanting sessions were, reminding me so much of a hate filled rally or a clan meeting w/o the robes. Just amazes me how low this country has spiraled.
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Pentacostal? That explains everything; Palin has been speaking in tongues.
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'Let's get it on!'
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^LOL
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It's OK to burn books when you don't believe in global warming.
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