McCain Picks Alaska Gov. Palin As Running Mate
Piece of meep?
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"It's a Boy!"
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Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
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Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
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I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
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No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
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I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
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Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
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however much is in a can of coconut cream
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Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
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How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
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MIT's new coating should help with that.
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Ahh. One of those.
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Not to my knowledge. Details please.
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That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
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Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
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Hobbit bonar - check! Peter Jackson can direct any of my favorite books.
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My meep is rippling
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New cream?
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My meep is no longer ripping
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He should have read the indestructions first.
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I said that.
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He didn't read the destructions.




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Way to go for 'experienced candidate', John.
Oh well, should be good enough for the pant suit/ flannel crowd.
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I think she's a *hero because she knew she was carrying a down syndrome kid and didn't abort it. I believe TPM mentioned that her town's population is something like a 34th of the size of Obama's district as a state senator in Chicago. This is not a good call, but it is a fun call, and I'm all about fun.
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Miss Wasilla 1984
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I'm waiting for the Joe vs. Sarah debate/death match! I was just lurking on another board where everyone (men and women) are giggling like school girls saying she is kick meep, awesome and a wonderful choice! A mother of 5 with the youngest only 4 months old with downs syndrome. She thumbs up for drilling in the Alaska, a life long member of the NRA....PRO LIFE PRO FAMILY and BTW don't meep off her sister!
I'm off to get an abortion. I don't need one but I may as well get one while still can!
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Awesome choice for VP. Finally and woman we can get behind! (Not Hillary)
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http://www.youtube.com/v/Pak-rH0dCeA&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&fs=1
In an interview just a month ago, she dissed the job, saying it didn't seem "productive."
In fact, she said she doesn't know what the vice president does.
Larry Kudlow of CNBC's "Kudlow & Co." asked her about the possibility of becoming McCain ticket mate.
Palin replied: "[A]s for that V.P. talk all the time, I'll tell you, I still can't answer that question until somebody answers for me what is it exactly that the V.P. does every day? I'm used to being very productive and working real hard in an administration. We want to make sure that that V.P .slot would be a fruitful type of position, especially for Alaskans and for the things that we're trying to accomplish up here for the rest of the U.S., before I can even start addressing that question.
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jesus christ what a moran. like 9th grade civics class, no?
especially for Alaskans
this scares me.
She is married to Todd Palin, an oil production operator on Alaska's North Slope.
...she is known for her support of drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge...
and following in the footsteps of agnew.
BRAVO
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p.s. MAVERICK
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Ugh, she had a downs? What the meep is that supposed to prove? That abortion is indeed effective at winnowing out high-cost genetic misfires?
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Thanks Vas, I just sent that video to all my GOP In-Laws.
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NP dude.
Still grossed the meep out about the downs.
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She has a 4 month old with downs syndrome. A 44 year old woman with an infant with multiple medical issues... WTF? I'm guessing the nanny/nurse takes care of the baby while she is out trying to make money for her husbands company.
McCain has a meep with her name on it!
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I love watching that vid... and she says... Hey it's cool that they are probing me!
Thats a VP you guys want. Hey thats cool
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I'd hit it
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I did hit it. I caused the downs
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AWESOME!
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No you didn't. You hit it and got her pregnant. Then I hit it and my meep poked your developing fetus causing the downs.
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So you face meeped hobo's unborn child?
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hot meep milf, right there, folks
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A beauty queen in the early '80s? There's gotta be meep pics out there somewhere.
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^ Once discovered, share her plzthnks.
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Wow. Great move by McCain et al. As I grief for the dems' prospects, I cannot help marveling at the chess.
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^ lol at your tiny meep.
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For all the biblethumps, this pick just reinforces their belief that:
A. You can get by in life without any talent, education, or meeping brains and still get nominated for Vice Prez of the US.
B. God rewards those that don't abort (even mongoloids in the tummy).
C. If you pray hard enough, your dreams can come true.
D. meep see... there is a good ole' gal that I can have a beer with.
This decision just crystalizes the differences between the thinkers and the believers. And, if for some reason that Obama doesn't win, I am already acquiring residency in another country. These things take time, so I thought that I should start.
God Bless the United States of America.... meeping joke of the world.
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Wait..what is the link..show me the link..i wana see downie porn!
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A woman over 40 gives birth to a Downs baby?
I'm shocked! What are the odds?!?!?!
I find that level of irresponsibility nauseating.
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^No meep, I thought the same when I heard she had an downs infant.
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Rumor going around is, that little Trig is actually there grandchild.
'what I am finding is that the oldest girl is rumored to have actually been the one who had the last baby, the one with Down's Syndrome. She was taken out of school the last 4 or 5 months of her mother's pregnancy.
On March 5th, 2008 Alaska's Republican Governor, Sarah Palin, announced to the media that she was 7 months pregnant with her 5th child. She is currently 44.
The controversy arises from two sources: First, Palin does not appear preganant in any recent photographs. The announcement came as quite a shock to people who had worked closely with her, and have been quoted as saying that she did not appear pregnant whatsoever during the prior 7 months.
Second, Palin's daughter Bristol is 16 and attends an Anchorage high school. Students who have attended class with her report that she has been out of school for months, claiming a prolonged case of mono.
Apparently, this rumor has made the rounds in the upper echelon of the Alaska legislature, and is a closely guarded secret. As far as I know, this rumor has not been discussed by any media outlets, in Alaska or otherwise.
The points here are based mostly upon hearsay, and I'm not trying to destroy an innocent family. However, a Republican politician hiding a pregnant teenage daughter seems rather newsworthy'
Also I was reading this which seems to add truth to this matter.
'Trig was not slated to arrive until May 18th, which makes him exactly one month early. Gov. Palin actually went into labor while in Texas for yesterdays Governors Forum, where she delivered the Keynote Address, but flew back to Alaska to give birth at the Mat-Su Valley Regional Medical Center.'
Is ok to go into labor in Texas and fly to Alaska to have a baby????
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Incidentally, the baby is half-human half-cat. Think about it.
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its obvious that Gov. Palin are hiding something.
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LET'S EXAMINE US SOME EVIDENCE RIGHT HERE
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A woman over 40 gives birth to a Downs baby? I'm shocked! What are the odds?!?!?!
by age 43 the odds are 1in every 50 will be born a b0bo
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Sorry, I must have dripped marinara on my /sarcasm tag.
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The more you know........
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I kinda want to meep her.
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PLEASE, I HAVE MORE PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE., LOOK AT IT YOU IGNORANT FOOLS...its obvious that Gov. Palin are hiding something.
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kinda,????? meep she is the hottest Governor ever.
McCain's going to be playing 2 girl and a cup with his wife and Gov Palin.
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You mean....
She has a tattoo?!?!
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A middle aged slag with gives birth to a defective case file. She's a heroine. Cut her a few checks.
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I'm swipin' that fakefukpic, MstrLance..and you KNOW where I'm gonna post it, just to rile the furysheep. Thanks, tantrum
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This theory that Trig is Palin's grandchild fits neatly with my preconceptions, prejudices and suspicions of contemporary republican politicians.
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Sadly, no. I always assume that (unlike the teeming modern hordes of their gulled constituents) they're generally a lot smarter than this, or at least more careful.