Fantastic Contraption
Build contraptions to get the dot thingy into the box.
JohnLenin
the game, she will not load
Clavis_Apocalypticae
nurglets
meh
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Bachmann's political mentor.
BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
godevilliv+
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
BigDinWaun+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
dragonstaf+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Penn Jilette on Obama's drug hypocrisy
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: THIS IS SPINAL CRACK+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Emanuela Orlandi Was 'Kidnapped For Vatican meep Parties,' Claims Father Gabriele Amorth
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: [@LORDKAHUNA](http:/+
MstrLance
Hobbit bonar - check! Peter Jackson can direct any of my favorite books.
sunny77
so who's excited about that hobbit film coming out eventually?
meeproach
my pie hole is dripping.
Crapalicio+
on Robin Gibb- DED: Nobody gets too much+
BigDinWaun+
My bran flakes have turned to mush.
BigDinWaun+
on How the Chicken Conquered the World: Wotak is too busy+
BigDinWaun+
on Queen Elizabeth II -- Panty Enthusiast Drops $18k on Used Bloomers: Do you wear them?+
BigDinWaun+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Sir Eaton Hogg hopes+
LORDKAHUNA
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: [Relevant](http://ww+
godevilliv+
LINK: Portraits gntiques
MstrLance
LINK: SpaceX gets it up
godevilliv+
godevilliv+
LORDKAHUNA
linkswarm
queue: New link: Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident
sunny77
on urban kids in touch with nature: 1337746234575uPH.gif
dragonstaf+
@ Spankerchief- Veet for Men.
BeachGoat
Pepper Did Dallas...now she's flyin' back to Rock with Her Goat
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on Dogs Shot by Police: Now how the fuk+
ThePanther
on internet k-hole: Heh a lot of+
middle_age+
My meep is rippling
spankerchi+
New cream?
HOBO
My meep is no longer ripping
MstrLance
LINK: Dogs Shot by Police
nurglets
linkswarm
queue: New link: Queen Elizabeth II -- Panty Enthusiast Drops $18k on Used Bloomers
linkswarm
queue: New link: In Thailand, roasted fetuses found stashed in luggage
middle_age+
on How the Chicken Conquered the World: wotak bait
StartRecor+
Onsite at a job - my window faces the roof of the Connecticut Post where a large population seagulls lives. We get to see them carry the rat carcasses by the window every now and then.
godevilliv+
on Amazon Customer Reviews: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme: No thanks, I'm not+
MstrLance
Fowlhalla.
godevilliv+
Where the meep do you find a viking chicken?
MstrLance
on How the Chicken Conquered the World: warrior.jpg
middle_age+
godevilliv+
linkswarm
queue: New link: SpaceX gets it up
sunny77
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: anceint alens pls+
flake
on Amazon Customer Reviews: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme: such a strange+
MstrLance
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MstrLance
He should have read the indestructions first.
bobacus
I said that.
bobacus
He didn't read the destructions.
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wayy too fun
Aug28 '08
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Could get past 'Up The Stairs'. meeping meep.
Aug29 '08
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^ yeah, you have to build a combination ball moving machine/stair walker. The next one, Big Ball or some meep will probably kill a good chunk of my productivity today.
Aug29 '08
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Anyone else able to get 'Four meep' in the pocket? (not meep)
Here's my solution.
:RubeGoldbergShades:
Aug30 '08
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More good luck than good management getting the last one in wasn't it? that timing is real close.
And I agree with Wrecker, T.I.M. was much better.
Aug31 '08
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Yeah, it was a sloppy finish, but if it hadn't worked out like that, I could have tuned it up so it would pretty easily.
I'll have to look up T.I.M. I've heard the name, but I've never tried it. My kids and I are enjoying this one for now, but I'll hit that one up next.
Sep08 '08
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Has anyone been able to get through 'unpossible'? it is the only one i haven't gotten through yet.
Sep08 '08
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That's where I left off, too. I'm not totally given up on it yet.
Sep08 '08
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Well, I keep trying to build a catapult with no luck...
Sep09 '08
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Unimpossible.
Sep09 '08
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U-turn was pretty easy in comparison.
Sep09 '08
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U-turn took me no time. I have been working on unpossible for like 2 weeks now though. Strangely enough i have built a couple of things that look vaguely like your solution but minus the success...
Rock on contraption master.
Sep10 '08
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My slug monster tried and tried, but he never made it over the wall. Old Man Blob didn't do much better. They're both fun to watch, though.