How Canada Stole The American Dream

The data shows that it's the Canadians who are living it up, while Americans toil away, working longer hours to pay their mounting bills.

Decider: Admin

HAHA!

(insert place somthing in pipe and smoke it comment here)

  • HOBO
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  • 68rebel
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Canada- 'America's retarded step-child'

You need a new schtick.

  • 68rebel
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Canada- 'Protected by the best.......the US Military'

  • SexNinja
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What are we protecting them from?

  • MstrLance
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Draft dodgers.

Poutine.

We all need protecting from that.

  • vasudeva
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Oh, you crazy rebel, so provocative and outrageous!

68Rebel- 'America's retarded step-child'

  • Dumbskull
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But Canadians invented the mullet so all this new age fluff will be laid bloody raw by my Redneck Zombie Army.

  • Lever
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Yay for Canadians, seriously.

I think it is worth keeping in mind a couple of things when it comes to the value of currency, however. 1. The Canadian dollar has slid below the value of a US dollar since July. 2. Even during this period when a loonie was more valuable than a US dollar, it's value compared to say, the Euro, continued to sink. So, it's all fine and good to say that Canadian money was, for a time, worth more than the greenback, but, compared to other leading currencies, it actually lost value. So, great, both our dollars lost value to the Euro, it's just the US one lost a little more for a time. Sadly, the US dollar has slid so far, that bragging that your currency is slightly more valuable is really not much bragging rights, I think.

Finally, this article didn't let me down in that in order to truly measure their success, Canadians feel compelled to compare themselves to Americans. How are those insecurity issues really going, eh?

  • 68rebel
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Yea, so there..........and their money has Funny pictures on it too! Take that CANADIA

  • SexNinja
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dude.

  • 68rebel
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I've met 2 albinos in my life.....both afican americans.....wierd!

'It's partly the culture, and partly because the quality of beer is fantastic.'

Put that in yer pint and chug it.

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One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
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Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
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