Fat Death Row Inmate Tries To Use Weight To Escape Execution

Ohio inmate sues in federal court arguing he's too fat for execution process to work properly.

Decider: Admin

'...increases the risk he would not be properly anesthetized.

'All of the experts agree if the first drug doesn't work, the execution is going to be excruciating,' Cooey's public defender, Kelly Culshaw Schneider, said Monday.'

Well, you best start working-out now. Eh, Fatty?

  • Gorn
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Well, you dont get the death sentence for being a nice person. Die in pain. Promote the word that society thinks prison wasnt enough of a pay-back.

Step 1: Take a lethal dose

Step 2: Quadruple that dose

Step 3: Pray to meeping god for your soul

Worked for me as a hospice worker in Oregon.

  • JohnLenin
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They should make tubkins eat himself to death... or just eat himself. I'd pay to see that.

  • bobacus
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I think that giving the families of the victims some icepicks and giving fat boy some running shoes would rock!

  • GrapeApe
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His attorneys say a drug he is taking for migraine headaches could affect the execution process.

aww..poor meep has bad headaches...? wtf

...The concrete had been dropped by then-17-year-old Clint meepens, who along with Cooey and Kenneth Horonetz jumped into Cooey's car and pretended to rescue the women. Instead, the three men took McCreery and Offredo to a wooded area behind Rolling Acres Mall. Horonetz fled, after which Cooey and meepens subjected McCreery and Offredo to 3 hours 'of fear and torture and agony,' Summit County Prosecutor Sherri Bevan Walsh testified.

Another prosecutor, Tim Prichard of the Ohio attorney general's capital crimes section, said the sheer savagery of the attack was 'unlike anything I've ever seen before.' By the time McCreery and Offredo were dead, they had been repeatedly raped, stabbed with a pocket knife and bludgeoned with a nightstick. Cooey then carved the letter X into the stomachs of both women.

We should care that he is a fat meep why?

  • chronos
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This meep doesn't look that fat to me.

  • Steel
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Hang him instead? His neck would likely snap when dropped.

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^^ Sometimes the best solution is the simplest one.

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If someone gave him aids, he would be ready to kill soon......

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