How To Make Moonshine

Easy little guide to making yourself blind.

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my grandpa told me he once had $400 in his pocket during the depression, all thanks to moonshine.

bro has made a few batches that i know of. i think the stuff that comes off before/after the moonshine is poison? i dunno. meep sounds scary.

  • zork18
  • Jul27 '08

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I have made moonshine before. Acutly when the moon shine comes out of the still its a lot smoother then the aged stuff.

1.DO NOT DRINK ANY SHINE THAT COMES OFF OF THE STILL BEFORE THE TEMP REACHES 69 DEGREES CENTIGRADE. 2.DO NOT DRINK ANY SHINE THAT COMES OFF OF THE STILL AFTER THE TEMP REACHES 95 DEGREES CENTIGRADE. 3.DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRmeepSTANCES DRINK ANY SHINE AFTER YOUR TEMP HAS REACHED 97.5 DEGREES CENTIGRADE

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They have the still wrong...the copper tubing should be in a tub of ice so the vapor can turn into a liquid and getting more concentrated.

There is alot of science to it, but if you do it right...its good stuff

an good link...http://www.geocities.com/NapaValley/Vineyard/3281/moonshine.html

  • JohnLenin
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Lay off the 'shine, zork.

  • 68rebel
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Wine is made at low temperatures and it is NOT poison , right?

I cant wait to try this

some kids were makin shine in there dormroom up here a couple years back i remember my friend bought some they were givin it out in the 20 ounce gatorade bottles.

  • MstrLance
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3.DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRmeepSTANCES DRINK ANY SHINE AFTER YOUR TEMP HAS REACHED 97.5 DEGREES CENTIGRADE

If my temperature ever reaches 97.5 Celsius, I swear to you I won't drink any shine.

  • nocal
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dormroom

you cannot possibly be in a college other than devry and i don't think they have dorms

  • zork18
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the only bad part is if you want good proof and good meep..you got to let the grain fermint for about 2 weeks then pop it in the shine.

A good test....if you throw a shot in it in a open flame...it goes up like gas...vola..good stuff..

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