Conservapedia Vs. Science: Lenski Dialog
And lest you accuse me further of fraud, I do not literally mean that we have unicorns in the lab. Rather, I am making a literary allusion. [ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allusion]
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BeachGoat
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linkswarm
queue: New link: Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
sunny77
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
fastlane
BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
fastlane
MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
BeachGoat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
sunny77
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middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
StartRecor+
Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.
BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Bachmann's political mentor.
BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
godevilliv+
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
BigDinWaun+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
dragonstaf+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.




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Brilliant.
P.S. Did you know that your own bowels
Jul03 '08
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I reject reality and substitute that which makes my faith-based belief system seem slightly less ridiculous and backwards than any intelligent person can discern it as being.
Jul03 '08
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That, friends and neighbors, is the MEAT of the matter.
Jul03 '08
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chock full o' gold!
It is as though a person thinks that God must have the same limitations when it comes to creation as a person who is unable to understand, or even attempt to understand, the world in which we live.
and
P.P.P.P.S. I noticed that you say that one of your favorite articles on your website is the one on "Deceit." That article begins as follows: "Deceit is the deliberate distortion or denial of the truth with an intent to trick or fool another. Christianity and Judaism teach that deceit is wrong. For example, the Old Testament says, Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.'" You really should think more carefully about what that commandment means before you go around bearing false witness against others.
Jul03 '08
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I have a new hero!
Jul03 '08
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'Several of your acolytes have pointed this out to you, and that your motives are unclear or questionable at best, but you and your cronies dismissed their concerns as rants and even expelled some of them from posting on your website. [Ed.: citation omitted due to spam filter] '
LOL! Give me a meeping break!
Jul03 '08
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/quotes entire letter
This was good.
Jul03 '08
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[Ed.: citation omitted due to ...uh... SPAM FILTER ...yeah, that's the ticket]
Jul03 '08
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Unfortunately, there are essentially no real scientists left.
Jul03 '08
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I refuse to believe that Jesus was a Jew. This science shows him to be a pure bred Scot. Right?
Jul03 '08
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Those aren't real Conservatives. They're flag meeping God-selling Neocons. Jesus was a Mexican landscaper.
Jul03 '08
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-capital C conservative -hates women -uses the term 'limousine liberal'
putting this here so i can add to the list later
Jul04 '08
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Enjoy.
Jul04 '08
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By the way, I'm not a 'capital C Conservative'.
Jul04 '08
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Those aren't real Conservatives.
could have fooled me
Jul04 '08
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Now I want prewf of god.
Jul04 '08
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My god is 80 proof.
Jul05 '08
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owned by science?
Jul09 '08
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This proves that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing. Nothing like assuming that because you had several high school science classes that you are suddenly an expert in science. The arrogance and stupidity.
I can only hope that Schaftly gets gang raped by some animal armed with a humongous, genetically-evolved meep.
Jul10 '08
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'We don't know 100% what Mr. Cooks motivation was,' said Susan Fani a spokesperson with the local Catholic diocese. 'However, if anything were to qualify as a hate crime, to us this seems like this might be it.'
Jul15 '08
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Jayeffsee (if you are evn listening),
The rules of science are plainly skewed to discredit those with religious beliefs. It is merely by the manipulation of the biases of the scientific method that scientists show their proof. Whatever method to achieve these results in an error-controled way negates the critical role of divine intention. Science has no basis in faith and faith is a given to us believers. Most likely, these results are just distortions by the forces of evil. No one can see these changes taking place or knows how they are taking place even if you can see them. Only faith can truly explain the success of this study and science only seeks to discredit faith.
Jul15 '08
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Jul16 '08
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Dear Glog,
As a scientist, I can honestly say that my methodology and approach has never, ever been to discredit religion. As a matter of fact, most scientists are searching for much more than you can ever imagine (reads some greater creator).
Fortunately for most evolutionists, you are a perfect representative of the creationist camp. It really isn't a fair, intellectual fight.
Jul17 '08
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glog: 'The rules of science are plainly skewed to discredit those with religious beliefs. It is merely by the manipulation of the biases of the scientific method that scientists show their proof. Whatever method to achieve these results in an error-controled way negates the critical role of divine intention. Science has no basis in faith and faith is a given to us believers. Most likely, these results are just distortions by the forces of evil. No one can see these changes taking place or knows how they are taking place even if you can see them. Only faith can truly explain the success of this study and science only seeks to discredit faith.'
Actually glog, faith is the tool of the anti-Christ. Beliefs unsupported by the evidence of reality, that thare inconsistent with the Word of God manifest in His Creation, are beliefs founded in faith that deny the Truth of the supremacy God.
God has no need to intervene in his Creation; such intervention presumes error. God has no need to prove the validity of His creation, or His existence; they are valid regardless of our belief in them.
Satan, in his vanity, requires faith. It is only through the denial of reality, that Satan can claim supremecy. Men must exercise an act of willful belief, in contradiction to verifiable and empiricle fact to accept Satan's supemacy--they must have belief in conradictions to the Word of God manifest in His Creation, to deny the supremacy of God.
Faith: the Denial of the reality of God's Creation, is Satan's shackles on the minds and free will of men. Rejecting faith, is the first step in opening your mind to God, and rejecting Satan.
Jul17 '08
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meep Loki! That's good meep. I'm going to use it and say it was my idea. If it's OK with you...
Jul19 '08
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Yep, that E. Coli makes for a real interesting read.
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loki schools glog, very good
Jul20 '08
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glog: you are either blatantly pulling my pisser, or actually believe in what you have said.
Either way, I have no time for you.