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  • Jun23 '08
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George Carlin DED

meep, meep, meep, meep, meepsucker, Mothermeeper, and meep

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  • vasudeva
  • Jun23 '08

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Massive bummer.

  • nurglets
  • Jun23 '08

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who you calling a massive bummer.

the dude had a great ride and lived how he wanted to. no more bill and ted 3 then guess.

Oh meep meep meep meep meepSucker Mothermeeper and meep!

He was simply, the best at what he did. Large, large tears of sadness and appreciation are being shed.

  • LOki
  • Jun23 '08

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: (

  • PJP56
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A lucky man ,who made the grade

  • dent
  • Jun23 '08

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I'm not happy about this.

meep. Just, meep.

I made jokes when Mother Teresa kicked it, but this is just too meep bad.

  • MstrLance
  • Jun23 '08

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A cahdiac infahction.

R.I.P. funny man.

One of the last mutherfukers in entertainment who told it like it was. I'll miss him.

glad it wasnt slow meep cancer.

  • Lownotes
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This is awful.

  • BeachGoat
  • Jun23 '08

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The man knew how to use his brain for the enlightenment of others. What a loss.

  • Dumbskull
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:-(

  • Wrecker
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:(

respect and thanks to him.

I'd like to think he was cracking jokes right up to the end!

I'm glad I got to see this mothermeeper live.

  • mundhra
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:frowntown:

  • bobacus
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8(

sucks

  • JohnLenin
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Man, he was great on that Thomas The Tank Engine show.

  • hoyaguru
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I bet God is going to have more than a few words for him...

<code>The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating and you finish off as an orgasm.
</code>

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George Carlin

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  • spod
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What a loss!

  • chronos
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With the great Carlin dead, once Harrison Ford goes, us early to mid seventies kids will have lost both of our REAL fathers.

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Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
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I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
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Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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Ummm...
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The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
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Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
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on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
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Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
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There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
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One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
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"It's a Boy!"
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Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
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Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
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I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
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No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
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I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
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Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
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however much is in a can of coconut cream
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Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
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Ahh. One of those.
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Not to my knowledge. Details please.
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That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
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Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
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Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
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