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Banning meep Marriage In California May Ban All Marriage

i meeping hope so

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  • yazirian
  • Jun12 '08

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Why are we (as a nation) still even talking about this meep marriage meep?

Personally, I want to see a law passed that states that anyone who spends time fighting this issue must spend an equivalent amount of time volunteering for community service to balance the cosmic books on their personal foolishness.

My guess? When the couple is the same meep, the divorce court judge won't know (before they even walk in the door) which one to meep over royally. That's the real issue here.

give the gays and lesbos an island to themselves, this way we as parents dont have to explain to our children that there are people with severe mental issues.

  • Gyst
  • Jun13 '08

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The real issue is that it is a religious conflict. Smoke screen issues like this would never come up if people didn't immediately start frothing at the mouth at the near mention of it. In truth, to stop this argument would be to drop some of the Bible/other religious texts, at least the few parts anyone arbitrarily takes seriously.

  • Kasmos
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I hope you're kidding silvergst, because despite what many people believe meepuality has to be programmed into our genetics. Why else would some people like blondes, some redheads, some big meep, some tiny meep, etc. etc?

  • 68rebel
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The Gays spread AIDS (FACT)...sorry if you don't like reality! Normals do not spread Aids. meeps should not be able to get married and further meep up our little kids. 'Mommy, why are those 2 men tougue kissing'?...........I don't want to explain that meep, you meeping queers!

  • SexNinja
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You don't want to explain your meep is the thing.

And what if our little kids are meep? Are you really about hurting a little meep kid's feelings? Be real bro, be real.

  • nocal
  • Jun13 '08

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i am constantly explaining my meep

  • nocal
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it's actually less of a meep problem and more of a sharing information problem

  • Dumbskull
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Normals do not spread Aids. What the meep is a NORMAL? You think that just because you are a heteromeepual and you stick your wee little chubby in some chicks meep hole that you are immune to the meep virus? Yeah right? While you are at work your meep is going down on some dude she hardly knows after he just pulled out of some other dudes meep and then later you come home and she gives you a big ole wet kiss on the lips! Then you get a raging case of meep aids on the mouth!

FACT!

  • nocal
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dude why did you meep off the meep

  • Dumbskull
  • Jun14 '08

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Dude I have had more meep and can get more meep than you ever will! I have been called many things in may life.... but... meep....

That meep makes me giggle!

  • spod
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I cannot see the problem, if 2 people love each other let them marry.

The 'normal' comment was chortleworthy

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