True Porn Clerk Stories

I found this to be a pretty fun, but long read. Thanks penixxinep.

I read this meep about 5 years ago. What a go Vasudeva.

NO SIR, What a go UUUU!!!!

I read this meep about 5 years ago.

so did i. interestingly enough, it didn't even cross my mind to use it as an excuse to act like a meepmeepgot.

then? i read it again.

that's cause your a good kid.

Sadly, for the owner of an awesome pair of pet rats, I find them to be sweet, amusing and funnier than you, anusmeat . The craigslist rants and raves column is missing you.

use it as an excuse to act like a meepmeepgot.

Hey, just doing my part. You guys feel superior when there is a single person that you can hate and attack as a group. Makes you feel like you are part of the in crowd. Welcome to high school.

I find them to be sweet, amusing and funnier than you, anusmeat

bobacus, perhaps if you give them some money and insult a little more they will allow you into their club.

Shame about the mob mentality of this website. The links generally are pretty good and this site is worth visiting. Most of the time.

Guys, I don't know about you-all, but I am pretty meep willing and ready to open my arms to The_Rat here and now, and at long last offer him the all-inclusive, welcoming place in our e-hearts that has been so missing for so long, without judgement or qualification.

Shower me with your love, The_Rat.

I love you forever.

Way to go, vasudeva.

Gee guys, I was wrong!!! I'm so ashamed...........I'm sorry. I'll go to bed without dessert tonight.

I have a rat stuck up my meep.

Or is it Rat has a gerbil stuck up its urethra?

These two sometimes confuse me.

The Rat, or is it Ratt (round and round), needs some netluvin and I have an unsheathed weapon with which to deliver.

I'm totally welcoming the rat into my heart with gobs and gobs of love.

When I was an alpha I didn't get meep on by ANYBODY. It was so meeping sweet. All of my links were approved without question, I got to call meeptards meeptards, and one time LK and I sat in a field making daisy chains all afternoon.

But that's all gone now...

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You dumb meepgot.

i hated high school. i think most people hated high school. i think most people on this site don't 'fit in' with the j.crew crowd.

but the_rat must have been some kind of supermeep in high school or something, because every single time someone makes fun of him, he brings it up.

did they point at you? were you the smelly kid?

I'm not a meepmeepgot!!!!

Oh, wait that was YOU!!

A good buddy of mine used to manage a porno store, he has some awesome stories that will make you cringe. This store was one of those full service smut shops that sold all manner of meeptoys/lubes/dolls (the weirdest one I remember was a meep set betwixt a pair of meep, o_0). In addition to the peripherals, they had these 'pre-view' rooms that contained a folding chair, a tv-dvd-vhs combo thingy, box of tissue and a wastepaper basket (CREEPY AS meep).

The idea was that if you were a giant loser and failed at every aspect of your life, the kind of failure that prevented you from jerking off in your own living area, you could rent this little masturbatory cell for 10 bux an hr. Needless to say there was a lot of stories that centered around this aspect of the bidness:

--The dude that would ask my buddy to hold his Koran, while he ritually uncleaned himself.

--The single streak of meep on the TV screen.

--Ugly hobo couples that would beg to let them couple in JO room.

--The Jews that would bicker over price due to the fact that they apparently jizzed during the opening credits.

--The dude who wanted to trade a pepperoni pizza for a JO session, actually, he would try to swing this deal often, buddy was never that hungry to accept food from spermhands.

--The dude who spent 30 bucks, then bought lube, LARGE meep, batteries, and condoms. He then bought another two hours in the room, right up to closing time, buddy banged on the door and weirdo shoved a sawbuck under the door. My buddy then threatened to call the cops and the weirdo opened the door and scurried out. It would only dawn on him later that the loser was wearing a t-shirt, shorts, and sandals, and the shopping bag he left behind was missing a dong.

--One day I was bringing my buddy a coffee, we would spend a lot of time out back shooting the meep and smoking, as I approached the counter one of my co-workers exited the mastabatorium. OK, it isn't a great story, but this dude was a giant meep and I had lulzy intel that I could drop on that mothermeeper at the drop of a hat.

--The Jews that would bicker over price due to the fact that they apparently jizzed during the opening credits.

lolll

'how about i give you 35 cent, and you let me unzip the fly'

'ok how about i give you a nickel and rub the front of my pants'

Rub the front of my pants with a nickel and I'll give you a very strange look.

Great tales LK.... makes me wish I had spent more time hanging at the porno shop, ala Clerks.

But back to rat... do you think that he wore pink meepon downs and got the meep kicked out of his whiny meep in HS?

Much like a guy that I once knew did?

Wasn't me, but a guy who transferred from the private bible thumper school to our local public HS was just razzed on end because..

A. He wore really, really preppy clothes (ie Pink Oxfords) when everyone else sported their best concert 3/4 baseball cut shirt and jean jacket.

B. Never adopted the proper social skills to interact with students from a demographic Not Catholic and Not Filthy rich.

C. Never fought back while everyone and their sister called this poor gent, 'Neat Guy' or meep to his face. Understandably, he could afford to meep anyone off, but there is a calculus that would reveal a WIN scenario when you kick the living meep out of someone, thus earning you grudging respect.

I always felt bad for the guy, mainly because I was messing with his deliciously breasted sister... nicest breasts I ever had relations with.