U.S. Republican Asshats Playing The Same, Tired Hand

These closeted Man Lovers are trying to scare the dimwits of the US with a very finely crafted video. Bye, bye asshats... November is coming... time for you to leave now.

Decider: LOki

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LOki Well, you could vote for Ron Paul--he voted against this meep in the first place. Unlike Hillary or Obama.

  • acheron
  • Feb22 '08

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I love the arabs at the end. Clearly there IS urgency. and it is wearing funny hats and waving guns

Vote for Ron Paul? But Loki, he doesn't want universal healthcare... how can we vote for that? Hillary and Obama want to get out of Iraq too. Eventually. I mean, they might also pick a fight with Iran or Afghanistan, but whatever, that'll be a lot easier on us than this war. Right?

Worst case scenario, we can always vote for McCain . . .

I mean, Ron Paul is CRAZY... Only a CRAZY man would want to NOT BOMB the rest of the world, right?

  • graycube
  • Feb23 '08

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Live in fear. Be afraid of blacks, gays, muslims, arabs, ebola, meepual predators, meep, random violence, red light runners......

Be afraid.

Whatever you do DON'T TALK TO STRANGERS!

I gave a speech a few years ago which I started by saying 'Don't Talk to Strangers!'. It is what they want you to believe. The religious leaders, the political leaders, the corporate leaders.

It is the antithesis of understanding, cooperation, sympathy, democratic organizing, union forming, consumer awareness, and change.

Be afraid, don't talk to strangers, buy more duct tape, watch more TV. It is a big and scary world full of people who want to cut you up, stick it in your meep, and convert you to their pagan god.

Would you like some candy?

  • nocal
  • Feb23 '08

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Vote for Ron Paul?

Be afraid of blacks, gays, muslims, arabs, ebola, meepual predators, meep, random violence, red light runners......

these two posts belong together

  • nocal
  • Feb23 '08

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lol

i vote for whoever mobb deep votes for

(last year it was a write in named 'cocaine,' i don't know who that is)

  • frijole
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lol... they're so scared to get a meeping WARRANT?

  • Wotak
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I gave Obama money today.

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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
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One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
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"It's a Boy!"
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Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
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