'10 Licence To Smoke' Proposed
'You've got to get a form, a complex form - the government's good at complex forms; you have got to get a photograph.'
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
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Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
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Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
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Ummm...
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The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
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Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
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One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
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"It's a Boy!"
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Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
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Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
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I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
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No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
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I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
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HOME!...That is all
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Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
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however much is in a can of coconut cream
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Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
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How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
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MIT's new coating should help with that.
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Ahh. One of those.
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Not to my knowledge. Details please.
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That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
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The Adam Smith Institute is the UK's leading innovator of free-market economic and social policies.
you don't say.
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So you are criticizing their analysis?
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no, i think it's a stupid thing, and i hope it doesn't happen. although i do wonder about the fact that the writer says, 'Whether to smoke or not is our right, not an allowance from the State.'
aren't you people all about your 'negative rights' and meep
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also, this is not reflective of the overwrought analysis of course, i love this single comment:
i once saw as 12-year-old ghetto kid, on american television, say 'of course i smoke pot. it takes me two pieces of fake ID to buy a pack of Marlboros.' so much for the smoker's license fee.
let's break this down.
i once saw as 12-year-old ghetto kid
ghetto = black
on american television
on a show on UPN
say 'of course i smoke pot. it takes me two pieces of fake ID to buy a pack of Marlboros.'
yes this is not possibly a joke, people smoke pot or cigarettes, they are interchangeable and have the same effects
so much for the smoker's license fee.
how does this even tie into what he said previously in the argument?
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A positive right imposes a moral obligation on a person to do something for someone, while a negative right merely obliges others to refrain from interfering with someone's attempt to do something.
Get it? The government is interfering with the attempt to do something.
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I am not a UK resident but I smoke. How do I buy my smokes if I visit the old Dart once this licence is made law? Do I have to fill out the 'complex form' and wait for some chair-warmer in Whitehall to tick the right box whilst trying to enjoy my two week package tour with nicotine withdrawal symptoms running full tilt? I pity the rest of the poor sods sharing the coach with me.
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a negative right merely obliges others to refrain from interfering with someone's attempt to do something.
so it's a right to smoke?
i mean, i don't care if people smoke, but i guess i never considered it a right.
I am not a UK resident but I smoke.
as of now, you can still take your own with you, i suppose
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Well, I am sure the author would argue that there is a right to smoke (so long as you aren't doing so in a way that infringes another's rights).
It is a right to buy the cigarettes, that he's talking about.
Dragonstaff: Stop in any other euro-country on your way to the UK and buy a carton of cigs there ;-). It's what everyone in Britain will be doing.
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Yeah, That is ok for short trips. My wife did six weeks in Scotland last year playing in the Edinburgh Tattoo and that idea wouldn't work in those cirmeepstances. I guess I was really thinking about that sort of time in-country rather than the package tour situation.
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someone will have some contraband to sell you in Scotland.