90 Day Jane (I'm Going To Kill MySelf In 90 Days)
Please don't attempt to 'help' me. If you want to truly help, please send me ideas on how to do the deed. thx-Jane
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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
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on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
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on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
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Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
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Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
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BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
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MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
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Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
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Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
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I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
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Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
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today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
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Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
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Ummm...
sunny77
:|
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The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
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Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
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on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
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One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
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I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
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http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
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Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
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MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
dragonstaf+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.




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re-swarm in 85 days, plz
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yeah i thought it was at the 85 day mark, not the 5 day mark.
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How many 'time-outs' is she allowed?
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Right, it's a countdown. Makes you wonder how it's gotten this much traffic so fast, since it started six days ago, if this is really meant to be anonymous and unpublicized. The only way it can have gotten this much attention this fast is if she marketed it; there are something like 143 trillion blogspot.com blogs.
Feb11 '08
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eh i don't know, seems like it could easily spread, since it's more interesting (in theory) than 99% of the blogs out there
Feb11 '08
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Let's just hope that she delivers on day 0. I hope for live hanging.
Feb11 '08
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There's a picture of her face (emo hairflop notwithstanding) and a video that shows her braless undressing in a dressing room.
Her death date is 3 months away.
Tell me that's not a formula for attention, be it personal or commercial.
Don't get your hopes up, boys. There's meat on the menu but it smells like twinkie.
Feb11 '08
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Who's holding onto that camera in the dressing room, keeping her in-frame?
Feb11 '08
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Great idea if we could get the other dumbasses of the world in on it. I wonder how many big hearted meep are eating this webscat. Anyone who really has made up their mind to do it, that I have known told nobody but their journals. This is either a sham, or a cry for help. Why wait 90 days? Why all the pomp and cirmeepstance? doesn't she know that the world just doesn't care anymore?.Ignore this comedy.
Feb11 '08
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gigi allen wannabe.
Feb11 '08
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I desire a parallel blog that will have someone plotting to kill her within 90 days. meeping emo kunt. What a waste of earth's abundant resources.
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she's hot
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Her myspace, apparantly.
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I hope this meep gets what she needs. Namely, a fat meep and something to do besides meep for attention on the internet. Plus, I hope meepNinja gets a chance to fart up her nose before she offs herself in a wasteful way.
Feb11 '08
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I suggested she commit suicide by dragging cooked spaghetti across her neck until her head falls off. That would make a great vid.
Feb11 '08
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I desire a parallel blog that will have someone plotting to kill her within 90 days.
i like this idea; implement post-haste.
Feb12 '08
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Wrong Braap
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I think Linkswarm is about to get famous
FAMOUSNESS!
Feb12 '08
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lol, i got that link from the comments section on the site.
But if it were really her, she wouldnt want people knowing her myspace because she probably has friends and family as friends on there and aka wouldnt want them knowing either her plan to commit suicide/her wierd attention seeking plan, so she would deny it.
Feb12 '08
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How would we know if she really did kill herself? The blog would just end. No one would be there to post the last pictures and smoking gun report. She could fake the ending just like the rest of it. This is a sad concept and a sad commentary of the online culture and how quickly everyone buys into it and how excited they get.
I guess the Ron Paul crowd are looking for something new to do...
Feb12 '08
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I still want 90 day Jane to saw her head off with spaghetti.
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http://www.youtube.com/v/aCXmYMPEAlc&rel=1
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On another note, i still think that myspace is her. Ive no idea where the link originated, but apart from the obvious (24 years old, from LA), it just seems to fit. And why would someone just pick a random girl on myspace and say that its her? There must be a reason behind it. The WHOIS for 90dayjane.com comes up anonymous, domains by proxy, which is a little fishy. Why would she do that if she just wants to keep a personal record of her last 90 days and didnt intend for it to go public.
I read an interesting theory that she mentions atheism, and therefore has nothing to live for and that on the last day she will magically FIND JEEZUS, that its some odd leftfield christian advertisment.
Feb12 '08
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why would someone just pick a random girl on myspace and say that its her?
uh, wow. i don't know. maybe they think it's her but they're wrong.
i also read the jesus thing, and it makes perfect webtwopointx-christian-outreach sense.
she's no brandon vedas.
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And why would someone just pick a random girl on myspace and say that its her? There must be a reason behind it.
To convince gullible sorts such as yourself.
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To convince gullible sorts such as yourself.
To convince gullible sorts of what? Thats what im saying, what would it achieve to pick a random myspacer who happens to be the same age, live in the same place who looks the same (albeit, slightly younger) and say its her? It makes no sense. Obviously someone could have just done that, but i fail to understand why.
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I believe it was Michael Caine who said 'Never attribute to trolling for lulz that which can be explained more easily by shoddy Internet research'.
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Both girls have moles on the right side of their faces; look closely in the u tube video at the end. Also notice Jane's hair covers her nose just perfectly where a piercing would be on the other girl. I vote for Jesus ad.
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Jesus ad is the best theory I've seen yet.
I mean, as an atheist I feel life has no greater purpose. So, if I feel like saying 'game over', why can't I?
This smacks of simplistic Christian dogma so much it could be the big evil reveal in a Jack Chick tract just before the faithless happiness-hating atheist sees the light and begs jesus for a lick of his halo.
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Also note the crucifix in the same frame as the hollywood sign in her 'driving home from starbucks' pic.
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this meep irritates the meep out of me and should just die now
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Kahuna, how can we help bend the pink line upward for more enjoyment?
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She posted a final post entitled 'Day 0: Resolve' that was only up for a few hours, then the whole blog was removed. Turns out it was an 'Art project'.
The final post:
90DayJane is a personal art piece about me. It was meant for me and (what I ignorantly thought would be) a small number of people who might find it on BlogSpot. It is the result of me tapping into the darkest part of myself and seeing where it led. What I have written and filmed, at its core, is from a place of truth. I am the girl in the videos. I have great disappointment with my generation and its obvious obsession with celebrity culture rather than their fellow man, thus the former Chuck Palahniuk reference. I wanted this blog to be about personal discovery and truth. But the correspondences I have received have taught me more about those qualities than I could ever express. 90DayJane has become its own entity and has influenced me. In fact, it has changed my perspective as a human being. I feel a massive sense of responsibility to my art, but more importantly the readers of this blog. My closeness to this project must have made art seem like reality to many people. That is not a reaction that I expected nor can I morally justify. This is why my project, 90DayJane, will be taken down in the next few hours. 90DayJane was meant to mirror the tragic figure, Christine Chubbuck. Newscaster Christine Chubbuck committed suicide in 1974 by shooting herself in the head live on air. She was very vocal about her depression to those around her and gave every indication of her exact intentions leading up to the event. Sadly, no one reacted or helped Christine and those left behind could only ask "why". Her story both inspired and terrified me because I can truly empathize with her rage and even her isolation. I wondered how Christine's life and subsequent suicide would play out in our time. Would the internet be yet another place of isolation to her or an escape? If she remained vocal about her intentions would anyone bother asking "why" or even noticing before the fact? Would the reaction (if any) of the public change her intentions? I thought this mirror might reflect the isolation everyday people feel and the lack of true human connection on the internet. It is my feeling that the internet is the best and worst example of human interaction. This was painfully proven to me by reading every comment and every email. I believe I owed that to everyone. I know we all saw the dark side of the reactions in the blog comments. There was so much hate, immaturity and apathy. But, I truly wish everyone could see the beauty and honesty in the emails; many people feel like Jane (me). People have been more real and heartfelt than I thought was possible. I owe them a debt of gratitude for showing me the difference between people's reactions and their true feelings. I understand. I do want everyone to know that I accepted no money for 90DayJane despite multiple offers from television, film, books, etc I will not release my identity and I ask not to be contacted for any type of promotion. I want only for the people who wrote to me to know that I hear them and feel the same way. Your emails touched me so much. Please, share your thoughts with someone in your life or express them in a positive way.
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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFART
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asscheez
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Pffft, don't be so immature.