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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
sunny77
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
fastlane
BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
fastlane
MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
BeachGoat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
middle_age+
Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
BigDinWaun+
spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
dragonstaf+
Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
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:
middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
StartRecor+
Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.
BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Bachmann's political mentor.
BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
godevilliv+
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
BigDinWaun+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
dragonstaf+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.




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Unrejected, very useful and detailed for peeps who have use for this.
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guys, this is very useful to people that can use it.
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Interesting stuff. Bookmarked for future reference and learning.
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Thank you for this useful educational material. I'm gonna need this when I take the electric motors shop class in 10th grade.
Jan12 '08
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Why do we rate meep if The Council of Concerned LSers is constantly reversing the will of the swarm? Requesting a $1 refund per reversal in future. Vas, reign in your jackboot wearing henchmen or please rename this great site LordKahunaSwarm?
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gayness in my meep.
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Requesting a $1 refund per reversal in future. Vas, reign in your jackboot wearing henchmen or please rename this great site LordKahunaSwarm?
You seem to have a big hard-on whenever I unreject a link (4 since October), I hope I didn't ruin your whole weekend.
Actually scratch that, I hope it prompts you to kill self on the internet so wotak can submit it, allowing me to reject it with 'NOC' in the rejection description.
Just what exactly is your problem, and what exactly do you think that an alpha membership entitles you to?
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Just what exactly is your problem, and what exactly do you think that an alpha membership entitles you to?
gayness in my meep!!
finelly we put it in the right order...
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who approves this meep, anyway?
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You tell me, what does my Alpha provide me?
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uh oh...
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I'm a useful peep.
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You tell me, what does my Alpha provide me?
Click the plus sign, idiot.
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I'm not sure what the big deal is, but I would still like to see you two fight it out.
DING DING(dong)
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meepDingle, you meeping retarded meep... please research the concept of the rhetorical question.
Since I know the meeping bonuses of being an Alpha, of which (to me) the only real worthwhile one is controlling the fate of what is and isn't posted on the site, including deletes, I'm really wondering why I'm paying cash money to have said control, if it can just be over-ruled by LK, be it once, four times, or greater than four times.
Now, I really donate to keep Vas in a sufficient condom supply so as not to impregnate the gf, but I also donate to receive Alpha benefits. Now, when those benefits aren't exactly as described, then it is an ethical matter for me, akin to false advertising. Now, perhaps there is an asterisk somewhere indicating that the admin (Vas) and LK can over-rule any votes, then that's cool. But from what I remember when I wasn't an Alpha, some of the current Alphas told me and other non-As to pound sand, because we had no franchise in LS. Well, I have invested, taken a seat at the board, voting with all good intent, and then things just get over-ruled.
Now, in short, its Vas's sandbox and I'm a paying, respectful guest. But while I'm a paying guest, I don't want my paying vote disenfranchised. meep, even if it were meeping free, it would still be the same argument, so its not about the meeping money.... 'cause I'm not just about the meeping money.
'Nuff said.
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You tell me, what does my Alpha provide me?
Everything you deserve.
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Well, there's always this, on the page that meepNinja linked to...
Disclaimer There's always gotta be that one crapmeep who screws it up for everyone else, so I probably need to say: this does not entitle you to any special services, merchandise, behavior, state of being, compassion, support, influence, privilege, force field, hand-holding, meep worship, or beer. You may get one or more of those things in spades, but no such contract exists or should be implied. Also, don't urinate in your eye.
If you arrived somehow at the conclusion that voting in the Alpha Queue was an iron-clad contract, I have to point out that while this is absolutely not the case, that fact isn't actually spelled out anywhere except in the self-evidencing nature of admins posting that some link was rejected or unrejected after the fact. If you suppose this is a common enough misconception, I guess I could put a note somewhere, though I'd hate to have to expand on what little legalese there already is. Also, I kind of figure Alphas know the deal. (This is the first time I remember this ever coming up, though Clavis once got pissed that I changed a link title on him, years before he became an admin, or even an Alpha.)
I would love for the Alpha Queue to be that solid. That would save me a lot of time and effort, and the other admins probably feel much the same way.
Sadly, the current reality is that an Alpha Queue running completely unchecked would quickly turn the link section into dogpoop, and the formula by which we get there would change every time a new Alpha signed up and started adding his votes to the mix. Interestingly, since new Alphas tend more often to be noobs, this means new Alphas start their voting without benefit of years of Swarm exposure.
It's a tough, wierd problem, though it's actually gotten a surprising bit better of late; people seem to be voting less arbitrarily, which is awesome. I'm experimenting with something now that gives an edge to voters who have a track record of thoughtful-seeming votes. I'm not convinced we have a sufficiently large pool of voters to make it really matter, though.
The original idea behind the Alpha Queue stemmed from when every single link that went up did so after I personally decided yea or nay on it. Some things, I just wasn't sure how nigs would feel, and I wanted some way of getting a roundtable on it. I also got super meeping tired of having to invest a chunk of each day sifting through each meep Youtube video some random meep out there thought was lolly, especially knowing that apparently trillions of humans actually like watching videos online, even meepty ones. I built the Alpha Queue, and would squirt such links into it on these occasions. Since today a goodly portion of the incoming link content goes into the Alpha Queue directly, bypassing any admin oversight, I guess I'd have to say, despite the shortcomings of trying to maintain a distinct level of quality while engaging in free-for-all decree-by-committee, you've come a long way baby.
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And then some adenoidal typists from Birmingham with flabby white legs and diarrhoea trying to pick up hairy bandy-legged meep waiters called Manuel and once a week there's an excursion to the local Roman Remains to buy cherryade and melted ice cream and bleeding Watney's Red Barrel and one evening you visit the so called typical restaurant with local colour and atmosphere and you sit next to a party from Rhyl who keep singing 'Torremolinos, torremolinos' and complaining about the food - 'It's so greasy isn't it?' - and you get cornered by some drunken greengrocer from Luton with an Instamatic camera and Dr. Scholl sandals and last Tuesday's Daily Express and he drones on and on about how Mr. Smith should be running this country and how many languages Enoch Pow ell can speak and then he throws up over the Cuba Libres.
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I always thought that links getting unrejected was one of the coolest things on the swarm. It hardly ever happens and when it does it's usually a good link after all. I voted -1 on this one but I was kind of torn. To me it was a great link. I bookmarked it immediately because this is meep I can pull up at work to save time but I didn't think it was very swarmesque. It was one of those links that was hard to vote on.
In the end, it went up and justice was served regardless of my -1.
Kahuna for Preznit.
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^NO BLOJOBBING OVER THE INTERNETS DUDE!
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That Kanadian penii is akin to bacon. Don't knock it until you've tried it, honey.
:twosnapsinacircle:
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I love it when meep men cry over LS.
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This link is going to come in handy. Too bad it looks one of those sites that won't be around for long...
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All this fuss over some basic electric motor info?
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Woow, I didn't think this will be one of the most commented links in here (after rejection). Cool down guys, we know all, the admins have the final word about listing any link and I think this doesn't hurt anyone.
I 'm glad that a few of you liked the website content (thanks for unrejection), and yes, it is useful for those who have use for it.
All the best.
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GODDAMNIT NEDO, WHY MUST YOU SOW RUINATION EVERYWHERE YOU GO?!
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GODDAMNIT VAS...DO I?!...EVERYWHERE!...I'M NOT THAT BAD.
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TIME TRAVEL!
Big D in Waunakee, I'd like to remind you that you voted -1 on this link only to have the scales, by which your rightfully earned rejection was weighed upon, promptly and soundly overturned and stomped into broken and bent bits of metallic wreckage right before your very eyes.
I want you to remember the pain of this day.